Waluigination
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Toadette was outside her house, looking both ways, waiting for Parakarry to arrive. Then, much to her excitement, Parakarry flew by, stopping in front of Toadette.
"Are you Toadette?" Parakarry asked.
"Why, yes I am!" Toadette responded, smiling cutely and looking innocent.
"I have a package for you." Parakarry pulled out a big box from his bag, the package squeezing out and taking up more space as it landed on the ground.
"Oh boy! It's finally here!" Toadette cheered, jumping up and down in excitement.
"Yup, another package, duly delivered. A postman's job is never done. Why am I delivering packages now instead of mail?" Parakarry responded, flying away without another word.
Waluigi walked by, seeing the green box that Toadette had. "Wow. That's a pretty big box."
Toadette opened the box, jumping inside of it with joy.
"She probably ordered a lifetime supply of white panties." Waluigi chuckled in response to his own assumption.
A large television then squeezed its way out of the box, with Toadette being directly underneath, pushing them television out of the box.
"Huh?" Waluigi gawked and gaped consecutively in shock. "A brand new television?"
Toadette lifted the television into the air, which landed in a nearby trash can as she went back inside the box, closing it.
"Just when I thought she couldn't make any less sense of things." Waluigi stated, walking up to the box. "Hey Toadette, you in there?"
Toadette popped her head out of the box. "Oh hi Wally! Check out this cool box of mine!"
Waluigi sighed. "Let me get this straight, the only reason you ordered that big screen television was just so you could play in the box? Don't you have any smarts?"
Toadette smiled, appearing cute as she spoke. "Oh Wally, I don't need television! Not as long as I got, Waluigination!"