Godzilla vs. The 50 Foot Woman
written
by
Ben Wasden
Disclaimer: I do not own rights to Godzilla or any of the Godzilla movies!
Chapter One: Big Experiment
It was a warm day in May in the town of Trashville, Alabama. Nancy Frankenfart entered her father's lab to find him working on some new experiment involving some green liquid.
Nancy was an attractive young woman with long brown hair and a slim build. She attended school at Trashville Community College. Her classes were done for the day, so she came to her father's lab to see what he was up to. Her father's name was Dr. Henry Frankenfart.
"Hello, Father," Nancy said, inches from where her father stood.
"Why, hello Nancy. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you still be in school getting your education which I payed for?" Henry asked, while tinkering with his experiment.
"Well, I should be, but my Psychology 101 professor got explosive diarrhea in the middle of teaching. So the class ended early," Nancy explained.
"I see. Explosive diarrhea can be a messy, messy thing," Henry said.
"Yes. What are you doing, anyway?" Nancy asked, watching her father as he worked.
"I am doing the hokey pokey. What does it look like I'm doing? I'm working on my latest experiment. And it shall the biggest one yet," Henry said.
"What kind of experiment is it?" Nancy asked curiously.
"I have created a formula that I think can make living things bigger," Henry replied.
"And just what is the point of that?" Nancy asked.
"I'm glad you asked that, my dear sweet daughter. Big is big right now. Whoever says that bigger isn't better is blowing smoke out of their anus. That's why I have concocted this formula. And if it is a success, I think it will be bigger than viagra and boobie implants," Henry said, smiling.
"I still don't get it," Nancy said, a confused look on her face.
"I used to get it every night, but then your mother had to run off with a male half her age," Henry said.
"I'm not talking about sex, Father. I'm talking about your experiment," Nancy said.
"Oh, yes. Of course. Well, suppose if someone is very short and is unhappy about it. If my formula is successful, then drinking it should change that. It's that simple," Henry said.
"I see. And how are you going to know if the formula works?" Nancy asked.
"Well, of course I'll need a guinea pig," Henry said.
"And just who will you be using as your guinea pig?" Nancy asked.
"Not who, but what," Henry said.
Henry walked over to a large cage, followed by Nancy. She didn't see anything in the cage at first, but then she could see a small green lizard in the middle of the cage.
"That's going to be your guinea pig?" Nancy asked, turning and looking at her father.
"Yes. I call him Godzilla," Henry said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Godzilla? Like in the movies?" Nancy asked.
"Yes, just like in the movies," Henry said.
"But he's so little," Nancy said.
"He is now, but if my formula works he will grow much bigger," Henry said, before laughing diabolically.