Remus the Red-Nosed Werewolf
Remus the Red-Nosed Werewolf
Had a very shiny nose,
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows.
All of the other Werewolves,
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Remus,
Join in any werewolf games.
Then one foggy Xmas Day,
An old man came to say;
"Remus with your nose so bright,
Will you guide my Jeep tonight?"
Then all the werewolves loved him,
As they shouted out with glee;
"Remus the Red-Nosed Werewolf,
You'll go down in history!"