The Sasori Crack
Top 5 reasons he has fake body parts
1.Dei got mad and blew him up
2.So he could be a kick ass sex bot
3.So he could be a totally kick ass fighting ninja robot thingy
4.Two words… "Detachable penis"
5.Bigger/smaller parts
Top 5 reasons he joined the Akatsuki
1.So he could learn totally kick ass ninja moves
2.So he would have money for he evil plans
3.To find a sex slave
4.To go on a safari (Akatsuki safari starts to play)
5.To become the most famous person ever…(but it didn't works xD)