It is my turn to send you a letter, so here it is. The Gryffindor Quidditch Team Chasers' Report to Our Former Captain (with occasional remarks from the beaters) Volume 1, Issue 3
Since school has started up again, we can actually report something this time. I don't know why you wanted summer reports in the first place...
I won't delay the bad news any longer than necessary. Okay, maybe I will. I do want you to read the rest of the report. Maybe I am lying about the bad news just to trick you. I guess you will find out.
We all hope you are doing fine. No, we don't need any more plays from you. Yes, we are all still alive.
Yes, we can all still play Quidditch. Yes, no one transferred out of Hogwarts, or out of Gryffindor (is that even possible?)
No, the dates for Keeper try-outs have not been selected. Why?
well... This could be taken as good news.
You are guaranteed to be the Captain of the last team to win Quidditch Cup for another year.
Quidditch has been canceled. We are having the Triwizard Tournament instead. Yes, that was the bad news.
So your reign continues with the lack of Quidditch this year.
Don't worry Oli, Fred or I will represent Hogwarts in this tournament.
Yeah! Since when would an age restriction stop us?
Sorry about that toffee
We didn't realize that the wrong toffee-
-would accidentally be sent in the report to our glorious former Captain.
With that said, the third issue of the GQTCRtORC ends here, because I am about to collapse from exhaustion. Oh the trouble I go through to get you the news before anyone else can tell you...
-Katie