The founders 2
1
Helga and Poptart are in Antarctica they were supposed to be in Kentucky.
H: Poptart why are we at Antarctica.
P: I knew we shouldn't have taken directions from Bugs Bunny.
H: it's like the freezer (disappears).
P: HELGA! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW!
3 hours later Poptart is dying of hyperthermia
P: Helga….please take me home.
Helga appears
H: that's all you had to say let's go home.
P; son of a….
They disappear
2
At Fartknockers Ravenclaw is planning an escape plan. She has been at Fartknockers for five years. Grabbing a megaphone she address the old people most of who are asleep.
R: attention old farts.
The old people remain asleep.
R: ATTENTION PAY ATTENTION
Nothing changes
R: Oh for god's sake.
Ravenclaw walks out the front door which has been open the entire time.
3
Godric Gryffindor is sleeping. … what nothing bad happens here? Maybe I should add giant robots.
G: Bah I should check on the others.
Then Sephiroth bursts in looking pissed.
S: I am here to kill you Cloud. Cloud did you do something with your hair?
G: Wrong person and wrong series.
S: oh…um bye. (Leaves)
Godric Gryffindor leaves on a magic unicorn not named Poptart.
5
Helga Ravenclaw and Godric are about to storm Hogwarts
H: Lets it.
R: Yes I agree LETS KICK SOME ASS.
G: CHARGE.
Three Hogwarts students attempt but fail.
R: we did it.
H: Cakes for all.
G: IN YOUR FACE BUTMUCHERS.
All the Death Eaters were in the Great Hall so they didn't put up a fight
R: Their all dead.
G: Yeah only because you killed them all.
H: I love everyone.
G: who cares?
6
Everything is back to normal a famous author is writing a series of books on three Hogwarts students.
R: Helga I hate you Avada Kedavra.
Kills Helga.
The end…..for now.