Disclaimer: The only characters I own are Sarah And Eve and I own the plot.
Thanks for helping with the ideas Sarah
BPOV
Omg I have just witnessed the most disturbing thing I have seen in all of my life and no it wasn't Emmett and Rosalie kanoodling it was Emmy dressed in a pink sparkly top, sparkly skirt, a blonde wig ,Rose's brand new jimmy choo heels (thank god she is with Nessie and jasper in brazil or it would be a blood bath here well not literally but you know what I mean) he also held the microphone pencil case I bought him for Christmas he also had his boom box on full blast and was currently dancing and singing around his room to I got nerve - Hannah Montana. I was just saying to Sarah and Eve (Sarah is my twin and Eve is Emmett's little sister well not little she is 17 years old just like me and Sarah) that it was a boring day as soon as I said that Alice asked if we want to play baseball tonight of course we all said yes and she asked me to ask Emmett and then walah that happened I was in a laughing fit rolling around on the floor of course Emmett heard me and started shouting at me saying "please please pretty please don't tell anybody Bella" which naturally made me laugh harder because he said pretty which is what he is.
When I finally stopped laughing which was like an hour later I was able to talk so I said "erm Em do you wanna play baseball Alice said there is gonna be a thunderstorm tonight " at which he answered yes so I left him to become Emmett again and not pretty girl Emmett.
Later when he came down me, Carlisle, Esme, Edward, Alice, Sarah and Eve where all sitting in the living room as soon as I saw him I looked at Alice and we both stared sing at the same time
" I feel pretty, oh so prettyI feel pretty, and witty and brightAnd I pity any girl who isn't me tonight
I feel charming, oh so charmingIt's alarming how charming I feelAnd so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?Who can that attractive girl be?Such a pretty face, such a pretty dressSuch a pretty smile, such a pretty me!
I feel stunning and entrancingFeel like running and dancing for joyFor I'm loved by a pretty, wonderful boy!
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?Who can that attractive girl be?Such a pretty face, such a pretty dressSuch a pretty smile, such a pretty me!
I feel stunning and entrancingFeel like running and dancing for joyFor I'm loved by a pretty, wonderful boy!"
During this we started dancing in a circle around Emmett while he glared at us with his arms crossed over his chest in anger .Everyone was staring at us as me and Ali were leaning into each other for support while we laughed all it took was 'the look 'from Edward that had me explaining everything that had happened when I finished talking everyone except Emmett was laughing uncontrollably
(remind you of anybody Sarah it reminds me of Katy) when we were done laughing it was Eve that broke the silence "oh Emmett I know something that will make you very happy"
Well there it is my first chapter hope you like it :D
I look forward to writing more :D:D:D:D