Project Alpha BBB:I just really wanted to write one of these, I don't know if it will be a one shot or not.
Project Alpha AAA: You don't know anything
Project Alpga BBB: Shut up, no one was talking to you. Oh by the way, I own nothing you recognize from Avengers or Marvel. That is all.
Clint Barton sat up, his head was pounding with ever beat of his heart. He groaned and held it. He heard another groan and noticed for the first time he wasn't the only person in the room. Though from what Clint saw he had to rub his eyes to make sure he was seeing correctly.
There lying on the floor was his leader, Steve Rogers. 5 years old. Clint jumped up, then noticed he was shorter than normal, he tried to glance at his legs but found he couldn't see them.
"Ok Barton, no need to panic, you're legs are not invisible, you were just getting old at age 23 and you're shrinking, that's normal. "
Steve sat up, then blinked staring back at Clint. "Clint?" he asked, "Why do you look so small? Unless I'm just big. But that's not normal."
"Steve, I don't mean to alarm you but your a baby- whoa, why is my voice so high?" He asked himself.
"Whoa." exclaimed a new voice, "Please tell me I'm not hulking out?"
"No Banner your not hulking out, their toddlers. Ha ha ha ha ha. You guys are toddlers, you guys are toddlers." Tony giggled poking at them.
"Hate to rain on your parade Stark, but your a toddler too." Steve interupted holding a mirror he found on the floor.
"Noooo. I'm a toddler!" Tony exclaimed running around in circles.
"I haven't been a toddler since I was 1 year old.' Clint said flatly.
"But that's still hardly being a toddler." Bruce said, "Oh, then I was never a toddler."
"Hey, wait a second, where's Natasha?" Steve asked, every one looked around shrugging when they couldn't find her,
"She's not behind the TV!" Tony called,
"She's not under the couch!" Clint called,
"She's not in the fridge!" called Bruce.
Steve rolled his eyes, "Really guys? I think the more we stay young the lesser our knowledge is. She's not in the closet."
"Well, how come you're smarter than us. As you claim." Tony snapped.
"I didn't claim that and I think it's because I'm oldest, so ha ha." Steve called to Tony who made a face at him.
"She is not in this caged room that my brother has given me the honor of trapping me in." called the tiny voice of Thor fro inside a crib.
He was absent mindidly trying to pick up mjolnir, his hammer.
"I have trapped you guys and turned you into chidlren so that you will not get in my way when I take over the world. But first, I must get that female named after the spider that eats there husband."
"Boy do you need a hobby, and by the way you'd be dead before you could even propse to Natasha so you'd better take your chances with a stupid Asgardian." Clint said, "You know, I think your chances are 10% with them too."
"We Asgardians are not stupid." Thor cried.
"Are you sure, cuz look at your brother over here, dressed like a rhinocerous, looks pretty stupid to me." Clint answered.
"He is an exception." Thor said as Loki turned his head and started walking away,
"I am leaving. I will not be bullied by you disrespectful children. And by the way Barton. I happen to look good in this rhino suit." Loki spat at him.
Clint smirked, "So you admit it's a stupid rhino costume?" he asked, laughing when Loki turned on his heel and stomped out of the room.
"We should make his life a living hell for doing this to us." Tony said evily.
"I'd love to. I've never been a toddler so this could be fun. And it will definately be heck on Loki's life." Clint said also smirking evily.
"Umm. I don't think so." Steve interupted, they both stared at him dumbfounded, "Not without me, and don't curse in front of the kid." he said glancing at Thor who nodded,
"Well how are we gong to do that?" Banner asked,
Clint smirked and said, "Just be yourself, and the other guy." he added after an after thought.
Loki groaned, the screaming little girls under his arms had caused enough trouble they had been screaming since he turned them into little girls. The fiery fair hair he had expected but the sweet, gentle, blonde that Stark had often talked about as if she were an angel. A devil the woman was. Biting and kicking, and punching and pinching.
She put up a big fight, jumping from closet to closet, bed to bed, room to room, she even jumped out the window landing on a tree and jumping to another one. Only when he had caught the red head that the fair haired woman had come back to save her.
Although this time he was ready and impowered her with his staff then he turned them into babies.
When he walked into the room his jaw dropped, "What happened?" he exclaimed. The room was in shambles, all the couches were flipped and torn apart, the mats torn the walls dented.
He ducked just as a flying green rage monster flew by his head, "Hulk smash!" exclaimed the mini Hulk. Barton had made himself a bow out of a curved stick and a shoelace. Then he had found some arrows out of sharp little objects around the house and was shooting them every where. Breaking china cabinents and tearing furniture.
He even shot one through the TV! Making little whizzing noises as he let the 'arrows' fly.
Thor was running through little cabinents with his hammer which he had (sadly) found a way to pick up.
Loki dropped the two little girls. One was caught unexspectadly while the other realizing what was going to happen smiled evily and landed on her feet.
"Pepper?" Tony asked the girl on her feet. She was really pretty.
The said girl smiled sweetly at him. She opened her mouth to say something when a loud yelp pullled them both from their trance. They both looked to see Loki holding his family jewels. An arrow protruding from it.
Loki walked to Clint who tried to hid his bow behind his back. Loki yanked it out of his hands making Clint scream and cry. He jumped on Loki's neck and wrapped him in a choke hole. He yanked him to the ground where he proceeded jumping on his back. Clint ducked a metal box Hulk had thrown. It hit Loki's head and he blacked out.
A few seconds later
Loki groaned and sat up. Or at least tried to. "What have you pesky little brats done to me?" Loki snarled.
"We tied your hands together and feet." Pepper exclaimed plainly. "And we let Natasha do your make up."
Loki tried to scramble up but to no avail. "I've had enough of this." Loki exclaimed tearing through the thin ropes.
Barton was running around the place wanting food. Loki glared at him and threw him an apple from across the room. It hit him square in the head and he went down. Then popped back up.
"I want my mommy!" Clint shrieked.
"That's it." Loki screamed he Clint up and tossed him in the closet.
"Finally." Loki exclaimed messaging his temples.
"Nerf Guns!" Clint exclaimed jumping out of the closet firing foam bullets every where and throwing Tony and Steve a gun. They ran around shooting Loki and the girls.
They all ran around trying to find weapons. And then, Loki dropped his septor.
"Get it!" Pepper shouted lunging for it. She grasped it and swung it around when Loki grabbed her. It hit him in the head and green smoke erupted from it.
Clint looked around, "Pepper. I'm only going to as this once. What happened?"
Pepper had a sly smile on her face. She held a broken staff in one hand and a miniture Loki in the other.
"Oops." she shrugged smiling slyly.
Loki gasped.
Tony smirked, "Not so easy when your small huh?" he asked.
"Get him!" Natasha shouted.