Disclaimer: Weeellll….I don't own Harry Potter or Friends or Baby Got Back or Womanizer…

Ron sat in his and Hermione's house, holding baby Rose in his arms.

"Will you laugh for Daddy?" he asked.

Rose stared blankly up at him.

"I remember seeing something on TV about this, but I don't think your Mum will like it…"
Rose gurgled.

"Okay…well, here it goes….I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! When a girl-"
He was interrupted by Rose's laughing.
"Yes! Yes! WOO! I did it!" Ron cheered.

Then he suddenly realized what he had done.

"Oh no," he said, "I just sang Baby Got Back to my daughter…oh no, oh no…"
He started to pace around the room.

He threw some floo powder in the fireplace and stuck his head in.

"Harry?" he called out.
"Oh! Hey Ron," he said.

"I need your help."
"What is it?"
"Come over," Ron said.

He stepped away from the fireplace and Harry stumbled into the living room.

"What is it?"
"I just rapped Baby Got Back to Rose and she laughed!" he said.

"Um, okay, she laughed, but Baby Got Back?"
"That's what I need your help with! I know Hermione will be furious with me if I tell her, but I didn't know what else to do!"
"This happened to me once," Harry said.

"What?! You sang Baby Got Back to James Sirius?!"
"No…worse…"
"What then?"
"Womanizer…"
Ron fell onto the floor laughing.

*flashback*

Harry stood in his and Ginny's room, loudly singing Womanizer while doing the dance.

His song was interrupted by a small laughing.

"What the-" he said, turning around seeing James Sirius sitting on the floor.

"Oh no…"
"Again!!" James said.

*end of flashback*

"You're on your own," Harry said, flooing back to his house.

Hermione walked through the front door, and Ron said, "Hey! I got Rosie to laugh today!"
"Really?! I can't believe I missed it! What did you do?"
"Well…I rapped Baby Got Back…"
"What?! What on Earth possessed you to do that?! Her first word could be 'butt' or something even worse-"
"I saw it on a Friends episode."
"You chose…something from a Muggle comedy show for adults to make our daughter laugh?!"
"Well hey, Harry sang Womanizer to James Sirius!"
Hermione groaned.

"Hey, at least I got her to laugh," Ron said.

"Oh shut up," Hermione said.

The next morning Hermione was desperately trying to get Rose to laugh in any other way that wasn't Baby Got Back.

"Is it just rap? 'Cuz you know, Mum can rap…" Hermione tried, "Can't touch this. Dunnunununu. Can't touch-oh never mind I can't rap."
Rose cooed in response.

"Okay. Fine. This is only for you Rose, and I know you won't tell anyone…I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl-"
And Rose started laughing.

"Yes! Oh Rose, you do like big butts!" Hermione said.

Ron and Hermione were in the Burrow, placing Rose in a spare crib they had for her there.

They immediately began to sing Baby Got Back.

"So fellas!"
"Yeah?"
"Fellas!"
"Yeah!"
"Has your-"
And they turned around to discover that the whole family was watching them.

Harry and Ginny were laughing madly, as this reminded them of the Womanizer incident.

Haha, yes the idea for this story did come from Friends. :DD Lol, sooo REVIEW!!!