Bad Day Between Dimensions
Summary: You know your having a bad day when its raining, you left all your survival kit at home and your inter-dimensional portal warps you into a war and forced to join in. It doesn't help if you're not human either.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Nomura except for Gilgamesh who belongs to Amano (I think). All locations go with SE.
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I have many names as I have travelled across many different worlds. In one I am known as a GF, another I am deemed an Esper. In one particular I am dubbed the ancient man of mystery.
But I'm none of those. My name is Gilgamesh and I am the universe's bitch.
Let me try and explain this a bit better.
Every time I try and do something monumental, history changing, or even just noticeably excellent, the universe decides to say "How about no, bitch." and then kicks me in the shin. Seriously, I try to get just one legendary weapon. Just Excalibur, nothing too special. Its not like I'm going around calling it 'Ultima weapon' or something like that. But no. Every freaking time I end up using this damn cheap forgery. I mean, I've been to Ipsen's castle so I know under the right circumstances it can just own people but most of the time its complete and utter bull-shit!
Even the name's crap! I mean Excalipoor. Yeah, you heard me. Excalipoor. Poor, its in the freaking name. Even when I have both that and Excalibur, half of the time I use this piece of junk and it does nothing.
How am I supposed to beat the hell out of ultimate evils when the girl in the yellow skirt and nun chucks wants me to? God she was annoying. Anyway, I recently found another weak point between dimensions. Perfect for getting out of this 'Alleyway Jack' character. Just one more step and…
The world became a blur for the four armed man as he activated a stone. The winding pathways of Alexandria disappeared and was replaced by the sea of green that normally greeted him whenever he first made a jump between worlds. It was said that this was the life blood of the planet, and it exists in all worlds. He didn't know about the life blood thing but it was definitely in every world. Followed by the chilling darkness of the void, where space and time do not truly exist.
It always gave Gilgamesh the creeps every time he tried jumping between worlds. Regardless of whether it was for exploration or to get away when he started to fade out of existence, he always became whole again here. It was a nice touch but regeneration always kind of freaked him out. It wasn't like a cure spell, it was much slower.
Gilgamesh saw at the edge of his vision another horizon of green, another world and without any signs of distortion by him, but there was definitely something off with that world. But to him he didn't matter. A disturbance to the world not made by him meant some legend was coming true. And that meant a big payoff if played correctly.
He entered the green light and felt his physical form preparing for landing
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Ugh, where in the name of Odin am I? A wasteland? Oh thanks a lot dimensional rifts thanks a bunch. You take me from a quiet area of the multiverse and dump me in a god-forsaken dead-zone?
Could this day get any worse?
"Freeze!" The sound of a gun being readied and then pointed at his head filled the air.
Damn it.
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So what did you think for an opener, I would give more detail into his background but that would spoil the other final fantasies.