Celebrity/HM Jeopardy
By: the incredible BooBoo ( I couldn't help myself)
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After the first round of Jeopardy the score stands Sean Connery 3$/ Jack -5$/ Ghost of Archey Bunker 0$
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Trebeck(T): Welcome back for Double Jeopardy
Connery(C): I see ya didn't sit down during the commercial break Trebeck, ya have a hot date last night
Archey(A): hahaha... what's wrong with you meathead, the guy you was raping' wasn't my little goyrl ( the way A. Bunker pronounces "Girl")
Jack(J): lets play dammit I have negative five dollars which I can't even use in my town because the poo suckers use gold
T: the categories are MOBY DICK, TALE OF TWO CITIES, ORIGINAL CONDOMINIUMS, HARRY POTTER, FAMOUS TITLES
T: Mr. Connery you have control of the questions
C: I'll take Harry Pecker for 200
T: you mean Potter
C: whatever
T: What is Harry Potter's pet raven's name (BEEP) Yes ghost of Archie Bunker
A: Meathead
C: It must be that because every time I say "Harry Pecker" you get a small hill in your pants
T: NOOO that is irrelevant , Jack you have control
J: How's about Famous Tities for 600
T: ok(sigh)(BEEP) yes Mr. Connery
C: your mom's Trebeck, everybody has seen 'em
T: NO MR. CONNERY
J: easy home skillet, all that grease in your hair will start to melt
C: I was wondering Trebeck, where did your get your toupee
T: IT'S REAL
(Trebeck rips all of his hair out of his head)
T: Mr. Bunker you have control of the board
A: give me meathead for $591.99
T: that is neither a category or a denomination
A: make it meathead
T: no!!!! Jack has control
J: Give me "A Tale of Two Shities" for 2,000,000
T: say one word in the entire novel (beep) Mr. Connery
C: Trebeck sucks
T: whatever, take control Mr. Connery
C: give me Moby Dick
T: what sea was the giant whale Moby Dick in (BEEP) Jack of Mineral Village
J: the giant whale is in my pants
Audience: hahahahaha
J: yeah Trebeck just ask your mom, we also used one of the categories... Original condoms!!! hahaha
T: this is enough lets get to Final Jeopardy and get this over with
T: aw to hell with it just name a town
(annoying music)
J: Mineral Village
T: good lets see what you wagered
J: nothing
T: Ok Mr. Bunker
a: MEATHEAD!!!
T: Noo!!
A: Fine then
T: I don't want to ask but what is your answer Mr. Connery
C: Mianus
T: despite your attempt to be funny you are correct, that is a small town in Connecticut. What is your wager
T: is what Trebeck sucks the poop out of. hahaha get it Mianus is what Trebeck sucks the poop out of
T: I'm tired of this I'm leaving and taking all the money. Fwahahahaaaa
By: the incredible BooBoo ( I couldn't help myself)
*******************************************
After the first round of Jeopardy the score stands Sean Connery 3$/ Jack -5$/ Ghost of Archey Bunker 0$
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Trebeck(T): Welcome back for Double Jeopardy
Connery(C): I see ya didn't sit down during the commercial break Trebeck, ya have a hot date last night
Archey(A): hahaha... what's wrong with you meathead, the guy you was raping' wasn't my little goyrl ( the way A. Bunker pronounces "Girl")
Jack(J): lets play dammit I have negative five dollars which I can't even use in my town because the poo suckers use gold
T: the categories are MOBY DICK, TALE OF TWO CITIES, ORIGINAL CONDOMINIUMS, HARRY POTTER, FAMOUS TITLES
T: Mr. Connery you have control of the questions
C: I'll take Harry Pecker for 200
T: you mean Potter
C: whatever
T: What is Harry Potter's pet raven's name (BEEP) Yes ghost of Archie Bunker
A: Meathead
C: It must be that because every time I say "Harry Pecker" you get a small hill in your pants
T: NOOO that is irrelevant , Jack you have control
J: How's about Famous Tities for 600
T: ok(sigh)(BEEP) yes Mr. Connery
C: your mom's Trebeck, everybody has seen 'em
T: NO MR. CONNERY
J: easy home skillet, all that grease in your hair will start to melt
C: I was wondering Trebeck, where did your get your toupee
T: IT'S REAL
(Trebeck rips all of his hair out of his head)
T: Mr. Bunker you have control of the board
A: give me meathead for $591.99
T: that is neither a category or a denomination
A: make it meathead
T: no!!!! Jack has control
J: Give me "A Tale of Two Shities" for 2,000,000
T: say one word in the entire novel (beep) Mr. Connery
C: Trebeck sucks
T: whatever, take control Mr. Connery
C: give me Moby Dick
T: what sea was the giant whale Moby Dick in (BEEP) Jack of Mineral Village
J: the giant whale is in my pants
Audience: hahahahaha
J: yeah Trebeck just ask your mom, we also used one of the categories... Original condoms!!! hahaha
T: this is enough lets get to Final Jeopardy and get this over with
T: aw to hell with it just name a town
(annoying music)
J: Mineral Village
T: good lets see what you wagered
J: nothing
T: Ok Mr. Bunker
a: MEATHEAD!!!
T: Noo!!
A: Fine then
T: I don't want to ask but what is your answer Mr. Connery
C: Mianus
T: despite your attempt to be funny you are correct, that is a small town in Connecticut. What is your wager
T: is what Trebeck sucks the poop out of. hahaha get it Mianus is what Trebeck sucks the poop out of
T: I'm tired of this I'm leaving and taking all the money. Fwahahahaaaa