A/N: Hello People! This is Moi!? VampireAneki as usual! LoL! This story was an inspiration by the story of Natalie-the-FANPIRE's American Werewolf. Here's the link: .net/s/4798590/1/American_Werewolf.

Well, Yes. Cullens singing...what do you expect? What will happen? Oh God!...I mean OH GOSH! Haha! Wait..no....Aaaaaah! End of the world!!......LoL Nooot!

Disclamer: I don't Own Edward, nor Bella, nor Renesmee, nor Rosalie, nor, nor, Emmett, nor Jasper, nor Alice, nor..nor.....AAAAAAAAAAARGH! They all belong to Stephenie Meyer who is super wonderful with peeps like us. Thank you! ^^Oh! Spongebob isn't mine either. I don't even know who created him! Hahahaha!

Now for the story..................................................................:

Edward's PoV

Okay. Here I'm going. I'm gonna use my charming style for conquering the world along side My love Bella and my wonderful daughter Renesmee. Hmmm.....I wonder what will happen. What if I get to lose to one of my family? I will hunt them down and kill him/her. Because Im' perfect.

I'm sooo gonna win. Rosalie is thinking that over and over again. Urgh! Ir's frazzling. Can't she keep her mind to herself? Oh wait. Riiiiight. She can't.

Oh God! What if I mess up?! God! Why is Bella thinking that? She has an exelent voice! She might dazzle the whole public! Oh wait, Goodness! Why do we say God?

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! kyakyakyakyakyakya!!!Goodness Emmett!You sound like Spongebob!!

Oh my Goodness! I'm soo exited! But I won't be thinking on who will win. what if Edward wins? Alice glares at me. Neh. He looks too lost. Anyways, I'm gonna win! Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And I'll move to Paris with Jasper for the rest of my life and live in the world biggest Shopping Mall!! Yaaaaaay!! Oh Goodness. Prepare to die little fragile people from the mall when Alice comes when she wins. Wait. She's not gonna win. I'M gonna win. Hahahahaha. So sorry Alice.

Lalalaaaaaa. Oh my gosh! MY voice is getting better! Oh, wait. It's my thought. Daddy, get out my mind. So sorry dear Renesmee. but...how did you knew? She grinned in her mind Telekenesis. I developed it completly daddy. Haahaha!! Evil laugh and smirk. Noooooo!

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-"Hello there my! What's your name?" Paula said. Wow. So hot. Can I even date him? He's....checks papers 17!?!??! Awww! I wanted to date him! I would look so hot with him around! Hahaha! Funny. Nope. Never gonna happen.

"My name is Edward Cullen."

WOW. I love his name! Kara DioGuardi thought. Wow. She's kinda pretty. But Bella is more. "Uh-huh. And which song are you gonna sing?" She spoke trying to not e distracted by me.

"My song is Life of a Salesman by Yellowcard."

"How stupid! But still. Sing it." Simon said. Erch. He scarces me even after I'm a vampire. I should slice his throat.

I cleared my throat and started

"What's a dad for dad?
Tell me why I'm here dad
Whisper in my ear that I'm growing up to be a better man, dad
Everything is fine dad
Proud that you are mine dad
Cause I know I'm growing up to be a better man

Father I will always be
That same boy that stood by the sea
And watched you tower over me
Now I'm older I wanna be the same as you

What's a dad for dad?
Taught me how to stand, dad
Took me by the hand and you showed me how to be a bigger man, dad
Listen when you talk, dad
Follow where you walk, dad
And you know that I will always do the best I can
I can

Father I will always be (always be)
That same boy that stood by the sea
And watched you tower over me (over me)
Now I'm older I wanna be the same as you
The same as you

Father I will always be
That same boy that stood by the sea
And watched you tower over me
Now I'm older I wanna be the same as you

(When I am a dad, dad
I'm gonna be a good dad
Do the best you could, dad
Always understood, dad
Taught me what was right, dad
Opened up my eyes, dad
Glad to call you my, dad
Thank you for my life, dad) "

They all stared at me wide-eyed.

-"Wow. Intresting. 20/10. Wow." Simon Cowell said.

"Thank you Mr. Cowell." He glared. I glared back.

"We give you the same" Kara said.

Wow. That was great. Whatever.

I left the place and found my family. They started laughing because of how stupid my song was. Perfect.