disclaimer:
me: hey stephenie are you willing to let me have the twilight series??
stephenie: nope.
me: how about borrow it?
stephenie: still no its all mine.
(bassically i dont own any rights to twilight those belong to stephenie meyer.)
bells+eddie- bella
bella4eva- edward
blondbeauty- rosalie
iluvponies- emmett
XxJazzyxX- jasper
iluvsales- alice
doc- carlisle
housewife22- esme
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iluvsales- emmett you stole my sn and put ponies instead of sales!
iluvponies- no i didnt i dont know what you are talking about -shifts eyes-
blondbeauty- EMMETT DID YOU JUST PEE YOUR PANTS!?!?!?!
iluvponies- CRAP!
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XxJazzyxX- emmett is soo freaked out i can feel it all the way down the hall what happened?
iluvsales- he peed his pants.
bella4eva- omc thats hilarious!!!!
XxJazzyxX- thats his 3rd pair today that he has peed in, he needs to learn to control his bowl movements.
iluvsales- i can hear rose yelling, i think he pooped too.....
bella4eva- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! if i didnt already not breath i would have just now died of laughter!!
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bells+eddie- hey guys, whats up?
bella4eva- emmett made a mess in his pants!!!
bells+eddie- really?
iluvsales- technically 2 messes, he pooped and peed.
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bells+eddie- hahahaha
bella4eva- omc lololol
XxJazzyxX- ahahahahaha
iluvsales- *tries to hold in laughter*
iluvponies- whats so funny?
XxJazzyxX- learn to control your bladder!!!!
iluvponies- SHUT UP YOU GUYS! LIKE YOU DONT PEE YOUR PANTS SOMETIMES!
XxJazzyxX- nope you are the only one....except for that one time edward did.
bella4eva- shut up that was sooo not my fault!
bells+eddie- i dont want to know, can we please talk about something other than people peeing their pants?
bella4eva- okay, for you, love!
XxJazzyxX- oh i know lets play virtual celebrity jeopardy!
bella4eva- i call to be trebek!
XxJazzyxX- i call to be sean connery!!!
iluvponies- i call to be burt reynolds!!!
iluvsales- i call to be sharon ossbourne
bells+eddie- ummm i guess im the audience
bella4eva- okay and the categories are potent potables, the color red, at the movies, an album cover, how many fingers am i holding up, and thats connery since you are in the lead pick a category.
XxJazzyxX- this is my lucky day trebek! i will take all the moves for 200.
bella4eva- thats at the movies. how about how many fingers am i holding up? for 400. 3--thats how many fingers i am holding up.
iluvsales- bzzzz! *holds up dog* minnie says your holding up seven!!
bella4eva- no. lets move on how about an album cover for 600, this albu-
XxJazzyxX- bzzzzz you mean anal bum cover?
bella4eva- .....how about we pick a new category? okay? okay, how about thats italian for 200.
iluvponies- bzzzzz i met an italian guy once, name was mario, he has a video game, cool guy mario, he liked to jump and hit blocks, has a brother named luigi.
bella4eva- yeaaaaaa.....oookaaay how bout we move on to final jeopardy? and the fianl jeopardy question is: is barney cool?
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bella4eva- lets see what you wrote sharon, and you wrote frazzle snazzle, now lets see what you wagered, bleeble blabble, wow, you like to copy bill cosby dont you?
iluvsales- no, i dont, minnie wrote it.
bella4eva- you need to stop depending on that dog! now lets see what burt reynold wrote, and where is your podium?
iluvponies- i uh ate it? but just to let you know i like barney.
bella4eva- great, emmett you are getting out of character!
iluvsales- emmett you messed it all up!!
iluvponies- sorry im not good at improv....
bells+eddie- wow being the audience is reaaally boring!!
bella4eva- sorry my sweet, shall we play something else?
bells+eddie- please!
iluvponies- how about we play virtual truth or dare??
iluvsales- im not playing anything until you change your sn.
iluvponies- uh fine!
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iluvsales- i will go get rose to play!
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bella4eva- emmett?
princessshugarplum- yes?
bella4eva- ya know what never mind, lets just play truth or dare
iluvsales- i will begin, emmett, i virtually dare you to virtually lick a virtual public bathroom floor!
princessshugarplum- uh easy i do that all the time in real life!
blondbeauty- ewww and you kiss me with that moulth!
XxJazzyxX- Haw Haw!!
princessshugarplum- dont make fun of rose! emmett does not approve!
bella4eva- wow emmett i didnt know you were smart enough to refer to yourself in third person.
princessshugarplum- i like unicorns!!
bella4eva- wow i guess i spoke to soon.
princessshugarplum- shut up eddie or i will send the little green men after you!!
bella4eva- what?
princessshugarplum- /// point turn!!!
bella4eva- umm are you ok??
princessshugarplum- gosh ed we all know thats how to call the little green men!
iluvsales- wow, im gonna go out on a limb here and guess that emmett has become delusional....i mean little green men? really emmett even that is crazy for you.
princessshugarplum- what did you just say?!?! you can insult me all you want but when you insult the little green men emmett gets angry!!!
blondbeauty- wow heh look at the time i gotta go bye guys!!
XxJazzyxX- um i have to clean my car...yea.. bye!
bella4eva- yea me too bye!
bells+eddie- heh wow what do you know i have to erm. give my cat a bath bye
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iluvsales- bella you dont even own a cat and why would you give a cat a bath anyway?!?!? please dont leave me alone with emmett!!
princessshugarplum- MUAHAHAH!
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iluvsales- great now im alone.........
iluvsales- AAAAAAAAAA OMC EMMETT HAS ME!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE LOG ON AND SEE THIS AND THEN COME AND SAVE ME!!!!
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doc- hi guys
doc-where is everyone? and how is alice's keyboard disconnected she has a laptop. oh well
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