Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I do wish to do so. *goes to 4Kids and Kazuki Takahashi and begs to own Yu-Gi-Oh!*

Jami: This is my first fan fic.

Celia: Yeah, so no one complains.

Jamie: It's just a try out!

Celestina: Yeah!

Mia: Uh-huh.

Monoki: Hey! Aren't we supposed to tell them that we're owned by our respected owners?

Jami: Specifically?

Monoki: -__- Never mind.

Jami: Let's have a brief description about ourselves! I am Bakura's big sister.

Monoki: I have a teency weency crush on Joey. And I love monkeys!

Mia & Celia: We both like Ryou!

Jamie: I'm Jami's aibou.

Meyra: I'm Mia's aibou.

Mara-mei: I am Monoki's aibou!!!

Celestia: And I'm the Queen of Games! Also known as Celly's aibou.

Celestina: And I am Kaiba's seductist!

Everyone: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT!!!

Celestina: Oops. On with the fic then!

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~In an airport where Ryou is supposed to pick his sister up, along with his dark side~

Ryou: I wonder what's taking them so long?

Bakura: Well, whatever it is, it better not make me late for my hair appointment!

Ryou: *raises an eyebrow* What? You don't have a hair appointment!

Bakura: Uh... yes I do?

~Jami arrives with her aibou and a friend~

Ryou: There you are!

Bakura: Where have you been!?

Jami: The plane took off late because SOMEBODY couldn't choose a souveneir!

Jamie: Hey! Those souveneirs were really hard to choose from!

Jami: Right... anyway, guess who I bumped into in Hawaii?

Bakura: Adolf Hitler?

Ryou: Douglas MacArthur?

Jami: Nope!

Ryou: Who?

Jami: My old grade school friend!

Bakura: *notices her friend* *whistles* Who's your friend?

Jami: I was getting to that! Anyway, Bakura, this is Celia. Celia, this is my brother's other self. But you can just call him Bakura! You know, Ryou my brother.

Celia: Nice to meet you.

Bakura: *whistles again* *grabs Celia* So, babe, you want to go out with me?

Celia: With a jerk like you? NO WAY! I like Ryou! Oops. Did I say that out loud?

The rest: *nods*

Celia: *laughs nervously*

Jami: You like my brother? Why didn't you tell me before?

Celia: I never had the guts to tell you. Sorry.

Jami: Well that's okay.

Jamie: So, where are we headed?

Ryou: Yugi's house.

Jami: Why?

Ryou: For your-

Bakura: *covers his mouth* Nothing! Nothing special!

Jamie: What are you guys up to?

Bakuras: NOTHING!

Jami: Fine. Can Celia come with us?

Bakura: Yeah, sure whatever.

~So they put their bags in the trunk and gets in the car. In the car.~

Ryou: Let's turn on the radio! *turns on radio* Wow! My favorite song!

~Old McDonald plays~

The rest: *animefall*

~Meanwhile, in the game shop where they're preparing for Jami and Jamie's "Welcome Back" Party~

Yugi: Okay. I'll just make a last check before they get here. Balloons?

Tristan: Check!

Yugi: Games?

Serenity: Check! *holding the bottle for Truth-or-Dare*

Yugi: Food?

Joey: *with his mouth full* Check!

Yugi: Guests?

Everybody: CHECK!!!

*Ding, dong*

Yugi: Nice! Right on time! Now everybody hide!

*Ding, dong*

Yugi: QUIET! *closes light then opens door* Hi!

Everybody: Welcome back Jami & Jamie!

Pizza Guy: What? I'm just going to deliver a pizza!

Yugi: Oopsies! *gets pizza then pays the pizza guy* Thank you!

Pizza Guy: *leaves* *mumbles* weirdos.

Yugi: *sigh* Let's try that again, shall we?

*Ding, dong*

Yugi: *turns off light* *opens door* Hi!

Everybody: *peeks first then realizes it's them* Welcome back Jami & Jamie!

Jami: Wow! Is this for us?

Seto & Duke: Duh.

Celestina: I missed you, Jami! Wait. Who's that girl?

Bakura: *wraps an arm around Celia's shoulder* SHE is my girlfriend.

Celia: *punches Bakura and Bakura flies out of sight* Sorry for that awfully wrong introduction. I am Celia & I am not, I repeat NOT Bakura's girlfriend. Nice to meet you all!

Monoki: Nice to meet you, too!

Duke: *approaches Celia* Hello.

Celia: Hi! What's your name?

Duke: Duke. Duke Devlin.

Celia: Well Duke, you seem to be a pretty nice guy.

Duke: *blushes* Thanks.

Celestina: Ahem. Sorry if I break up this intimate conversation but I want to introduce you to someone.

Celia: Okay. Who?

Celestina: *grabs Celia towards Kaiba who's drinking wine* Celia, I want you to meet my handsome, boyfriend Seto Kaiba!

Seto: Nice to meet you, madmossel. *politely gets her hand and kisses it*

Celia: Nice to meet you, too. *blushes*

Celestina: Ge petit, misseoure.

Seto: Oui!

Celia: *confused look*

~Chappie 1 ends here. R & R!~