Let's start again, shall we? My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I work for a multinational company. Nothing unusual with my life I think. I have a nice apartment, a great car and money to pamper myself every single day.

No. No woman, no girlfriend, no wife. Not gay either. I had some misunderstandings in previous relationships. They all wanted money, sex and endless time spent in their company. They wanted me to be so rich that I wouldn't have to spend a single day working and I could be forever at their services. Not how it works hun.

So, being sick of throwing money on consuming relationships, I stick to one night stands every now and then. Less time consuming, less money, less sweet talk. And no, I do not do sweet talk, I just had to listen to honey dipped words for hours on end. And I am not particularly a big fan of sweets.

Do you wonder how my hell started? Well...

- 2 months ago -

"Mr. Uchiha, I am sorry but I have to let you know in advance that I am quitting, this is my resignation letter. I apologize but my husband does not want me working while I am pregnant, not even at this stage." Said Emma, my long time secretary. I felt sad. She was punctual, hard working, married and had a wonderful husband. She did not try to seduce me, never, she was happy with her life and her husband and I respected her. Emma was 27, she had brown long hair that she always kept in a bun and a very nice figure, I had a slight crush on her the first week she started working but it soon turned into friendship and it made me feel more relaxed at work."

"I am sorry to hear that Emma, I knew it would happen when you told me you were pregnant, I just did not expect it to be so soon." She sighed and then smiled at me.

"I will stick around for 2 more weeks, why don't I help you find a great secretary?" She said while taking a seat in front of me.

"Sure Emma, that would be nice, you have someone in mind or do you want to go through the interviews with me?"

"Well Mr. Uchiha...I mean Sasuke" she said laughing a little, she knew it is ok to drop the formalities when it was just the two of us. "I made a list, and they told me to call, some are even available today, they were thrilled about the company and the pay."

"Call them over Emma, today is actually not busy at all around here so we can manage."

"Yes sir! Haha, I will call them as soon as possible. Do you want another coffee?"

"Sure, thank you."

So, I was basically left alone by my secretary to handle everything. I didn't want to imagine how my office would look and how my day would be when she would finally be gone. But well, I had to, because it is better to feel prepared. She said that if I can find a good secretary soon, she would stick around until the 2 weeks are over to help her understand how everything works around. Thank God I had Emma.

So that day was brutal. I did find a secretary but...oh, what pain in the ass it was.

Interviews

"So, Tiffany, what makes you think you are qualified for this job? Your studies are not exactly that high and you have no experience." Asked Emma from her seat next to me.

"Well, I have some traits that only the best secretaries have" she said with a cheeky smile on. She made me sick already. I wanted to signal Emma we had to kick her out but she knew.

"And what would that be, if you don't mind me asking Tiffany?" I asked bored, trying to seem interested in the conversation.

"I can keep my boss pleased no matter the circumstances" she said while running her hand along mine and starring at me.

"Thank you for your time Tiffany, we will call you as soon as we make a decision." Said Emma seeing that the interview has absolutely no potential.

"So, wait, didn't I get the job? You mean I have to wait for you to see that all the ugly whores outside are bellow me before I get the job? That is obvious."

"Get out. Please" I said, trying to still sound polite while kicking her out.

After she screamed for 5 more minutes, we could finally kick her out and see the other women that were applying for the interview. Unfortunately, they were all either not experienced enough, or too shallow, or too whorish. And when our hopes were lost...

"Sakura Haruno, would you please step in?"

"Yes, of course."

And that was when I saw her for the first time in my life. I took her appearance in from her shoes to her head. First I saw a pair of black stiletto shoes, that adorned her luscious long creamy legs, her skirt was just above her knees, black, hugging her up to the waist, where her arms and chest, - her nice but not overly generous chest - were covered by a silky white shirt, a bit see thru but not quite. Then her slim neck, and ultimately, her face. Her pale face that looked like porcelain, no imperfections. Adorned with some pink, plump kissable lips and rosy cheeks, a small button nose and amazing green eyes that mesmerised you. From afar, she might have looked simply attractive, from close up, she was just a piece of art. Her hair was strangely pink, which made her look more exotic, put into a high ponytail that reached to the small of her back. Never, in my life, have I seen such a beautiful woman. I had to hope for the sake of my mental stability, she was as dumb as all the others.