Daniel: Hey! WE'RE *beep* ALIVE
Luce: Well duh stupid head! Why the *beep* wouldn't we be
Cam: I believe Dani-
Luce: Shut the *beep* up Cam! No one wants to *beep* hear your *beep* explanation!
Penn: Hey guys 'sup
Daniel: See that Luce Penn wants to *beep* know MY *beep* opinion on what's *beep* up
Luce: and what the *beep* is that supposed to mean
Cam: I think h-
Luce and Daniel: Shut the *beep* up Cam! Nobody cares!
Daniel: okay Luce I will tell you... I ONLY PRETENDED TO LOVE YOU SO I COULD GET CLOSE TO PENN!
Penn: REEEEAAAALLLYYYY! *Fan girl squeal*
Cam: Now wait a second their Mr. Manly Angel! You took my first love... BUT YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY SECOND!
Penn: Oh u don't have to fight about little ol' me
Mrs. Sophia: But Cam! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!
Daniel: Whoa! Where did ugly butt come from?
Mrs. Sophia:*beep* If Cam won't love me when you're around then I will just have to kill all who he loves!
Penn: wait I can see where this is going
Mrs. Sophia: Avada-
Cam: Wait I DO love you it's just what we have is too complicated!
Mrs. Sophia: Complicated?
Cam: How am I supposed to trust you when you continue to see that Albus Character?
Albus: And today young Potter I will teach you about Angels!
Harry: U means the things that sparkle?
Albus: NO! That's a vampire *sigh* Edward's soooo dreamy!
Jacob: Hey what am I Chopped liver?
Harry: Eww it smells like wet dog . YUKKY
Edward: Hey little boy... I watched you sleep last night
Harry:
Penn: This is madness!
Jacob: This is SPARTA!
Mrs. Sophia: Okay too many people AVADAKADAVRA Edward!
Albus: Nooooo *Jumps in front of Edward*
Harry: DUMBLEDORE!
Edward: that was totally awesome!
Jacob: Finally there are more Twilight characters then Harry Potter
Harry: We it looks like I'm just going to have to fight! And I am going to fight SO HARD! That I'm going to win.
Luce: Okay potter don't start some musical number on me
Mrs. Sophia: see? I killed Albus! Now we can be together Cam!
Cam: *beep* Avadakadavra! *dies*
Penn: did he just...
Harry: wow I'm really ashamed in you guys! AVADAKADAVRA!
Penn: Nooooo not again! *dies*
Daniel: what? YOU KILLED HER?
Harry: no it wasn't me it was... JACOB!
Jacob: What? Sorry I was just looking at my six pack.
Daniel: Avadakadavra!
Jacob: no my beautiful muscles! *dies*
Edward: Alas Vampires are the rulers!
Mrs. Sophia: Hey is it true that most people look like vampires after coming out of bath and body works?
Edward: Duh! How else are we supposed to sparkle?
Harry: Hey wait! You're my arch nemesis! ADVDAKADAVRA!
Edward: No *dies*
Mrs. Sophia: HEY! I WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION! ADVDAKADAVRA!
Harry: *beep* *dies*
Daniel: Hey! You just killed my favorite main character! So I shall kill you! ADVDAKADAVRA!
Mrs. Sophia: I'm coming for you Cam! *dies*
Daniel: Luce I don't want this to end like last time so in advance I'm sorry, but I have to kill you.
Luce: not if I kill you first! ADVDAKADAVRA!
Daniel: go to *beep* *beep* you *beep*! *dies*
_Next Day_
Officer: Have I seen you before? OH! Not again. Let's get this over with. ADVDAKADAVRA!
Luce: Dang it I didn't get away fast enough. *dies*
THE END (again)