Finnerella
Once upon a time…..
There was a young boy named Finn, he was a very sweet and kind boy who his parents adored with all their hearts. But then one day, his parents died in a freak accident, so he was sent to live with a man named Kylo Ren and his two "ugly" step daughters, Phasma and Hux. They were all jealous of his kindness, so much that they made him their servant. But Finn always had courage and show kindness to others, even on his darkest days.
"My life sounds pretty bad." Finn said
"And your life wasn't bad before?" Kylo retorted
"Hold up!" Anakin exclaimed "Why can't I be the bad guy?"
Because I make the rules in my story land, ok? Plus the Prequels.
"Fine" Anakin huffed "Damn you Hayden Christensen…"
Like I was saying, But Finn and his family received and invitation that will change their lives. Finn opened the door to reveal three droids, CP-3O and R2-D2, who asked for the owner of the house then Kylo Ren and his "step daughters" came to the door. All wearing really fancy Victorian clothes.
"You really fit the description for Ugly Step-Sister, Hux" Poe quipped
"At least I have a big role in this story and you don't have shit." Hux replied
Girls, girls. You're both pretty. Hux I hope you're glad of what you caused for you and for Poe. Because of your comment, I'm changing roles.
"Shit "they both said
"A Ball!?" All three squealed.
Indeed there was a ball. The king and queen, Han and Leia want their son, Poe to wed. So they are having a ball of find a suitor of him. Kylo and his daughters were already contemplating their outfits, then Finn softly spoke. "May…May I go to the Ball, to meet the prince? There all silent, but it didn't last long after they started to laugh. (*Imagine the laugh of the stepsisters and stepmother from Into the Woods)
"You?" Phasma says jokingly "Prince Poe would never take a poor servant like you!
"Says the girl with a helmet on her head, all the time." Finn softly muttered
Phasma eyes widen and she ran after Finn for a good, long hour. (But it's pretty easy to find a hiding spot in a HUGE house) Soon after he comes out of his hiding place he finds out that they have just left. Upset, he walks out to the garden and gets on his knees. "I wish I could go to the ball" Finn says devastated. But then a magical light came to reveal.
"Rey?" Finn exclaimed.
"No, it's the milkman" Rey dryly replies
"I'm your Fairy Godmother, and I'm here to take you to the ball!" Rey exclaimed
"But, Kylo and they already left!" Finn said
"Small problem but I can fix it…but I am going to need a few things. A toy starship and some of Kylo's servants, Rey listed
"Oookkaayy" Finn says as searches for all of the required things.
He comes back with a toy starship, some Stormtrooper. Rey magical turns the toy ship into the Millennium Falcon. And turned the troopers into Finn's servants.
"And those rags will not do, at all." Rey says. Then a lightbulb goes off in her head. "Ah-ha!" Rey says as she twirls her wands and turns Finn's rags into a glamourous suit, with medals and everything. "And no outfit is complete without equally nice shoes to go with them, well they can but it's a plot device so, I guess they do." Then Rey gives him this glass shoes.
"Whoa these, actually hurt a bit." Finn says softly walking
"Yeah, but there is no time to waste so let's go, go, go!" Rey exclaims as she shoves Finn into the carriage. "And don't forget all of this ends at midnight, so don't be out for too long! Have fun! Then in the blink of an eye they were both gone.
At the palace, Poe was bored out of his mind. All of the eligible bachelors were only interested in his looks and riches. Han and Leia were very disappointed that there were no suitors that their son was interested in.
"Stop right there!" Kylo Ren said. He paused and looked around, then pointed to Han "I thought I killed him!"
"Yeah, me too!" Rey added.
Well in my story-land, almost everyone who has died will be back for these stories.
"Almost everyone?" commented Luke
Jar Jar was the exception.
Everyone did a sigh of relief
But when Finn entered the room, Poe stop talking to Kylo and his kids and stared. Finn and Poe felt like the only people in the room. Then Poe walked up to Finn and asked him to dance. It was a romantic sight to see. They were dancing all night long, then they snuck off to the garden to talk.
"So is it you're first time to one of these things?" Poe asked
"Yes and may I say Prince, it is quite marvelous!" Finn replied
"Nonsense, just because I am a prince doesn't mean I have a name!" "It's Poe, and what is the name of this handsome gentlemen? Poe asked, then he kissed Finn's hand
But when Finn was about to give Poe his name, the clock stuck 11:55. So he ran, but he left a shoe on accident. Thankfully he made it just in time. But Poe called on a search for the missing man. He searched all around the galaxy, but no luck. But then the last house on the list was, and you guessed it, the Ren household. But then Kylo put the pieces together and figured out the mystery man was Finn. So he locked him in the closet, (huh, ironic) and soon after Poe came to the house.
"I hope my mystery man will be here" Poe thinks as he is let into the Ren household.
Soon Poe tries to fit his shoe into Hux and Phasma, but no prevail. Hell, even Kylo tries to put is his foot into the glass shoe, but one prevail. But then Poe heard banging and screaming from a certain closet, but the others were trying to distract him from going into there, but he ignores them and unlocks the closet to reveal his mystery man.
"Do I really have to put the shoe to prove it's him?" "I'm pretty sure everyone knows it's him." Poe asks
It's one of the most iconic scenes in fairy tale history, let alone Disney's history. And I don't think "The Mouse" would want you to take out an iconic piece of their property, would they?
Poe huffed "Fine"
The prince went on one knee and put the show on the young servant boy and what do you know it fit! So Poe took Finn home got married and everyone lived happily ever after, well except for the Ren household. And Kylo Ren threw a huge temper tanrum.
The End