"Dammit!" JJ yelled out, looking down at his hand. Fucking cat got him again. He had no idea why he even bothered so much with this damn thing. Potya hated him, and he was not fond of Potya either. Here he was, feeding the little beast- when a paw came out and nails slicing over the top of his hand.

"What happen?" Yuri asked from the other room.

"Stupid cat scratched me," JJ mumbled.

"Again?" Yuri asked, a laugh in his tone.

Oh, Yuri thought this shit was funny. The first week JJ moved in- Potya went around hissing at him and jumping his leg. The second week they each kept their distances. Now, they have an all out war.

Unfortunately, Potya was winning.

JJ had scratches that laced across his hand, his arms- even his legs. At times Yuri didn't know if he should laugh or cry. Being as his cat was still jumping JJ at every move, he got to worrying that maybe JJ wouldn't tolerate this much longer.

It had been a month now, and even when JJ fed the beast, he still go scratched.

Running his hand under the tap, JJ glared over as Potya was eating the food he had just placed down. Even feeding that damn cat still got him a vicious attack! He knew Yuri had had this monster for years, and all he had to do was endure it.

"I don't get it," JJ said, adding yet another band-aid to his skin. "I've fed him, I've bought him toys, and even got him the best damn catnip I could find! He still hates me!" Flopping on the couch next to Yuri, he rubbed his palms over his face.

Another laugh and Yuri was pressing to his side, taking his hand and inspecting it. There were so many scratches and he knew JJ was only doing this for him. "He doesn't hate you."

"I think he does," JJ said, turning his head to glare at the beast who then hissed at him from his food bowl.

"Ok… maybe he does hate you…" Yuri grumbled. He knew Potya didn't like just anyone, he figured Potya loved Lilia because they were both evil incarnates.

"Maybe he thinks I'm taking you away from him," JJ suggested, wrapping an arm around Yuri and kissing his forehead.

"You really think a cat is jealous?" Yuri asked.

"What else could it be?" he whined. Closing his eyes, he figured he would spend the rest of his life with scratches and band-aids. It was a damn good thing he loved Yuri as much as he did. This shit was insane- but he knew a few scratches was nothing compared to being with Yuri.

Opening his eyes when he felt Yuri climb into his lap, JJ wrapped his arms around his waist as Yuri pressed his mouth to his. Yes, he could endure a few scratches for this. Just the way Yuri tasted, and the sounds he made- he would take stitches from that damn cat.

"Sorry my cat is such a bitch," Yuri whispered against his lips.

Humming back his response, JJ ran his fingers through Yuri's hair, keeping their mouths connected. Things heating up, and Yuri was rocking in his lap- that damn cat forgotten. That was until-

Loud hissing and JJ was screaming. Both of them startled and they looked to see Potya at JJ's feet scratching and biting him.

"I'll go lock him in the spare room," Yuri laughed out, kissing JJ's nose again. It pissed him off as the minute Yuri picked Potya up, he was purring and being all sweet. Damn cat. "And maybe you are right… Potya is jealous."