Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

This story will be about a godly newspaper. See their reactions at all the funny events later.

KING OF THE GODS IS SOAKED!

By: Poseidon

Today, an extremely important thing happened! You see, my little brother had called a council meeting and we all had to attend. Yes, even Hades! I flashed there (of course.) and saw Zeus in deep slumber. Our conversation went something like this;

Me: Wake up, brothaaaa!

Zeus: Hmm? Five more minutes mom.

Me: Did you just call me a girl?

Zeus: Mom's a boy?!

Me: *Snickers* *Rolls on the ground laughing*

So after that I decided to just pour water over him: 1 gallon, 2 gallons, and so on. Until we reached 8 gallons. I just decided to pour half the Pacific on him! From that experience I learned something.

Moral: Never piss off the king of the gods. (he's a drama king!)

New Phone!

By: Hermes

Guess what, everyone! The new Imyth phone is coming out! That's right, it is the amazing phone that everyone will be dying to get. Made out of gold and gems, it's easily the best. Phone. EVER! Much more advanced than the other copies! The demigods can get one too! Buy one, monster free!

Olympus' gossip room

By: Pheme

Hello fellow gods! Today, I am here to tell you about something. This section of the newspaper will be for gossip. ONLY!

Cereal Addict Attacks Someone

By: Ares

Another boring day... or so I thought. I got up today and checked for fights on and saw the new post! Demeter (The cereal addict) has gone on a rampage trying to get into the Underworld. Seems like Persephone has decided to spend the whole year there. That got Ms. Cereal mad! Shs accused Hades of brainwashing Persephone.

That was quite a sight. If you are planning to go somewhere in the Underworld today. People suggest that you post-pone it. Demeter and Corpse Breath will be fighting and Persephone will most likely be trying to pry them apart. Small 'interview'/video;

Hades: I did not brainwash her!

Persephone: Exactly, if you continue fighting, I'm going to live on Olympus this year.

Hades: I can't walk away without getting hit by cereal!

Demeter: Cereal should help you!

And then the fight went on and on. Quite entertaining too! You should go online and search it up, on . There's a whole section of these videos. Along with a few other stray ones.

The Revenge Of The Human Monster

By: Hermes

A funny story, sure to cheer you up! This will be a small excerpt.

Ladon's POV:

Today was a nice day. I thought as I breathed fire over crops, watching the mortals run around. Until I got to one of them, one that radiated some power. The second his crops started burning, he extinguished the flames and started...

Be back later for more! Keep reading for the adventure and humor.

Good news!

By: Tysche

I've got news! Today in this article, you will find a small list of lotteries on Olympus! Go to one of them and stay there, at the deluxe hotel to wait for the winners!

HErE iS tHe lIsT:

Olympus cash-in

The Inn to Win

Stay and get

The riddle of the day

By: Athena

A small riddle for you all; Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it? The answer will be here, later. Or if you get it right!

A/N: That's all for now! Check in next time to see the ridiculously funny reactions to these stories. I'll probably make a few other fanfics like:

The amazing chat room

Notes by gods

Letters to you!

The book of myths or The myth of Percy

Dunno which name to choose.

Owl see ya around!

PS I'm working on a few other fics right now...