Gyro crashed through the door to their shared home singing both out of tune and out of key. He was wearing an oversized Santa jumper with incredibly tight red jeans to contrast it and of course even Christmas couldn't make him lose the cowboy hat. "All I want for Christmas is youuu, baby! Bon anniversaire, Johnny!" He had been captivated by the festivities all December.
"That's happy birthday, Gyro" Johnny giggled, looking up from where he was sat untangling Christmas lights to finish decorating.
"Oh, then what's 'Merry Christmas'?"
"Bon… Christmas, I don't know."
"Well it's Santa's birthday anyway so it still works" his words were muffled as his mouth was full of cookie.
"Jesus" Johnny corrected.
"Hm?"
He rolled his eyes. "Jesus' birthday, not Santa"
"Yea whatever"
"Why are you speaking French anyway?" Johnny questioned.
"Because Jesus was French!" He said enthusiastically cramming Christmas cookies and sweets into his mouth.
Johnny sighed, "No he wasn't."
"Huh? No? Well… someone was French anyway"
"Alright then. And what are you wearing?" He chuckled lightly.
"I'm Santa!" He posed as though holding a sack over his shoulder.
"Santa doesn't wear lipstick" Johnny replied looking back at the string of lights.
"Yea, well I do" he huffed, slumping down onto the armchair and crossing his legs. Johnny rolled his eyes. "So are you gonna sit on my lap or not?" He winked, uncrossing his legs again
"I think we both know the answer to that"
"Is the answer yes?"
"No, Gyro"
"Fine" Gyro stood and stepped towards him, bending down and lifting him in his arms.
"Gyro, I've told you to stop picking me up" Johnny grumbled.
"Yea whatever, you love it really." He smirked and sat back down, placing Johnny into his lap "So, have you been naughty or nice"
"I'm seriously not doing this Gyro. We've got things to do, we need to finish decorating before everyone gets here." Johnny complained.
"Fine, but just one more thing." Gyro pulled somr (slightly crushed) mistletoe from his pocket and held it above them.
Johnny glanced up before Gyro captured his lips in a sweet and passionate kiss.
"Merry Christmas Johnny"
Johnny smiled. "Merry Christmas Gyro"