Author's Note: Hi! Thanks in advance for reading the story (I only hope this AN won't turn you off...)! I love both Merlin and Tales of Symphonia, so I decided at first to make a multific story that swapped the characters and made fun of it as it travelled through the plot, then... plot died, so we have this! These random oneshots will often be one story's characters in the other's setting and plot, and who's who should hopefully be obvious. I have more chapters in the works, so they'll be more soon.

Well, this is my first story so enjoy, and please review on what you like/what I can do better!

Disclaimer: I don't own either Tales of Symphonia or Merlin. If I ever do this'll be the first place I'd brag about it so let's just assume from now on I don't XD.

"No! Not the giant spiders, they're only the weakest monsters in the game- I mean NO! Not the giant spiders!"

"Haha yes, for while it may not be your destiny to die at my hand, I can practically kill you. Because, while killing you here will destroy your destiny; I cannot destroy your destiny by killing you myself." With a blurred out shot of her inappropriately dressed, non-chibified body, Pronyma turned and seductively strutted out of the cave.

Just as Lloyd began to give up hope of ever escaping the cave, a blue light began to emminate from his wrist. You need light… BURN, FIREBALL! A blue fireball appeared right next to Lloyd, doing absolutely nothing beyond allowing him to see the hordes of spiders climbing towards him, and indirectly causing a wet stain to form in Lloyd's suspender-fastened trousers.

"H-how… is a ball of light… supposed to give me the upper-body strength… to climb up a rock wall?"

But you don't need your upper-body strength, use your wings! The voice was slightly different, not in pitch but in tone, and it was one Lloyd instantly recognized.

"…Mommy?"

The fireball suddenly disappeared next to Lloyd, but he was not bathed in darkness. Instead, the blue light near his wrist grew even brighter, and then another light grew out of his back. Or everywhere behind him; since the wings that appeared were almost as wide as the cavern itself. The light show was harmless to Lloyd, but some of the many quickly-moving-but-never-seeming-to-reach-their-destination spiders squealed and fell off the cliff wall, blinded by the over-extensive display of power through unnecessary glow.

Lloyd… use your wings you dollop-headed prat! The voice called out to him.

"Wait… dollop-headed prat… are you Mommy or Genis?"

Umm… umm… your mother… Lloyd either failed to notice the voice suddenly raising an octave, or he just ignored it. Realizing that the giant spiders were at just the right spot for a dramatic exit without risking any harm, Lloyd kicked off the cliff wall and began his accent up the rock wall, completely forgetting the Morteus flower on the way.

Lloyd was only a few feet from the cave exit and the safety of fresh air when he stopped, flapping his wings in place. He tilted his head as if the exit was simple algebra, and watch as the spiders continued to crawl towards him. Why aren't you leaving? Use your wings and fly out!

"But I can't! My wings don't fit!" Lloyd yelled as he looked to the sides, trying to find a way do decrease his wingspan so it was no longer five times the width of the opening. Even in his coma, Genis somehow managed to move his hand and facepalm.