Chapter 1: Last Stall on the Left
Randy's POV
Randy: Me and Howard were just going to get lunch then suddenly there was a bright light the next thing I know we were all in a theater and I was sitting next to Howard.
Randy: If that wasn't weird enough I saw Every High school Student and teacher in Norsville High and Mc Fist, Viceroy, and The SORCERER! WHAT THE JUICE
Randy: How to the shoob did The Sorcerer escape oh well at least his locked up in a cage and tied up by chains to a chair thought randy.
Randy: Whoa why are we in all in a theater and why is there a monster here with us.
Bucky: Ahhh monster oh wait he's in a cage ha ha.
Sorcerer: I'm not a monster I'm the sorcerer. Laugh all you want once I get out of here I will kill the ninja and I will rule the world.
AssassinSlayer16: If you get out of there you don't have your powers.
Sorcerer: Who are you and what do you mean I have none of my powers.
Debbie: Yeah who are you and who is that guy and why are we here.
AssassinSlayer16: My names AssassinSlayer16 or just call me Slayer and I will let you watch a show that will answer your questions about who the sorcerer is Debbie.
Debbie: Wait how do you my name.
Theresa: Yeah how do you know her name she didn't tell it to you?
AssassinSlayer16: I don't need to ask her anything I know everything.
Randy: Wait what do you mean everything.
Mc Fist: Yeah what do you mean everything?
AssassinSlayer16: Just watch and see (disappears in bolt of lightning)
Howard's POV
Howard: whoa now that was so Bruce he was there and now he's gone in a blink of eye
Heidi: Really Howard now but I gotta admit that was pretty Bruce
Howard: See even you admit that was Bruce
Heidi: ugh
Randy's POV
Randy: Even I gotta admit that was Bruce but what does he mean he know everything
(Screen Turns on and Everybody sits down)
For 800 years Norsville high has been protected by a ninja (screen show ninja on the top of the school narrating)
Randy and Howard: Oh no
No one knows that every four years that a new warrior is chosen
Everyone except Randy and Howard: What!
Debbie: That would explain why the ninja changes his shape and acts like a shoob.
Theresa: Yeah
(Song starts)
(Go Ninja)
A freshman to fight the forces of evil.
(shows Some Black and red ribbons from the halls going to randy).
I am the Ninja I am Randy Cunningham.
(shows randy Transforming into the ninja)
Everyone except Randy and Howard: What!
Bash: No Way that Shoob is the ninja
Bucky: Yeah he's always late for class, he is never there when the ninja shows up, he sometimes
Fail gym class.
Heidi: Now that You've said all that stuff it really convinces me that he is the ninja
Randy's thought: Oh boy they know that I'm the ninja well at least I know what that guy was talking about
Howards POV
Howards Thought: Oh great thanks to that guy Cunningham's is revealed on the upside though
Maybe he will get the respect he deserves
Mc Fists POV
Mc Fist: So that's who you are ninja viceroy after this send a robot after that kid
Viceroy: Okay which robot
Mc Fist: ALL OF THEM!
Screen
Voices: Smoke bomb
(shows Randy and Howard singing)
What the hey!
Come on you!
What the Juice!
He's so Bruce!
That's the cheese!
Ninja freeze!
Ninja rock!
Don't stop!
What the hey!
Come on you!
Do it Ninja!
What the Juice!
He's a hero!
Come on fighter!
Just a freshman and a Ninja! (Guitar Plays)
Randy: Smoke bomb!
(Song ends)
Screen Shows
Randy Cunningham 9th Ninja
Theresa: Wow I didn't know you guys were such a good singer.
Heidi: Yeah.
Randy and Howard: Really (Sarcasm).
Randy: Remember who beat you at the battle of the bands.
Howard: Yeah you got your but whooped.
Heidi: Whatever next time you won't be so lucky.
Howard: Next time we will win again.
Randy: That's right big H
Heidi: Ugh
(Show outside the school with the title of the episode)
Randy: Wonder why it's called Last Stall on the Left.
Debbie: Yeah why is that.
(Shows Mr. Bannister's classroom)
Mr. Bannister: Well I'm sure you're bummed to be back in school well so am I 500 words what you did on your summer vacation
Randy: Name: Randy Cunningham Grade: 9 Title: what I did on my summer.
(Howard shows up on Randy's desk)
Howard: Cunningham let me copy of yah
Heidi: really you can't even to a simple essay you really are pathetic
Howard: hey it's not my fault it's too hard to write 500 words.
Randy: Howard we can't turn in the exact essay.
Howard: yeh well we had the exact same summer (gets hit by a shoe by bannister)
Mr. Bannister: Hey no talking
Randy: Well it wasn't the exact same I mean it started out the same (show randy and Howard opening and playing video games) but then a week ago something epic happened
Voice: Congratulations you have punched all the graves!
(Show randy and Howard doing their handshake)
Heidi: Really with the handshake
Randy: What its cool
Howard: Yeah it is
Heidi: Whatever ugh
Randy: Then the day after that something even epicer happened
(Show a shadow walking out) and (a person with a hat outside the window)
Randy: (picks up the book) The Ninjanomicon eh (throw the book) (picks up a paper)
You are the ninja o my sweehet (picks up the mask) I have to tell howard
Voice: You can't tell everyone
Randy: oh that's wonk (puts on the mask and transforms) listen I don't know how it works but the ninja suit is the straight up cheese it lets me do things I could never ever do
Randy: I am Randy Cunningham I am the Ninja. Its pretty much the coolest thing ever but the only bummer is I can't tell everyone not even my best friend.
(Shows Howard scratching his armpit with a pencil eraser and smelling it)
Heidi: That is gross
Debbie and Theresa both nod in agreement
Mr. Bannister: Pencils down
Randy: And now I'm realizing this probably wasn't a good topic for my essay
Debbie: Ya think
(Randy shreds up the paper and gives it to Mr. Bannister)
Mr. Bannister: What's this supposed to be
Randy: Uh my commentary on the fleeting nature on summer
Debbie: Nice save (Sarcastic)
Mr. Bannister: Excellent use of metaphor
Randy: Aced it
Mr. Bannister: I'll give you a B
Randy: Bst it
Debbie: really (Sarcastic)
Bucky: go away Bash I don't want a wedgie
Bash: I already gave you a wedgie I just want to give you your change
Bash: ha that's funny
Howard: Can we talk about this ninja situation
Randy: Ninja Situation there is no ninja situation
Howard: Exactly there's no ninja situation we've been in norsville high for two days
We haven't seen this guy once
Randy: I think he has to wait for a monster or a robot to attack
Howard: Why don't you matter about this we are his number one fans
Randy: I mean he can't just smoke bomb on by for a meet and greet or can he.
(outside mc fist building)
Sorcerer: you assured me that you'd destroy the ninja
Everyone except mc fist, viceroy, sorcerer, randy, and Howard: what!
Heidi: why would Hannibal mc fist make a deal with that monster to destroy the ninja?
Debbie: makes no sense
Bucky: I though he was nice
Julian: me too ha hem
Theresa: I know right
Mc Fist: But I haven't seen him all summer have you seen him Viceroy.
Viceroy: I haven't seen him then again he is a ninja so still its kinda his delieo
Mc Fist: We have plan the second he pokes his head out of his ninja hidey hole bam destroyed
Sorcerer: DO. NOT. FAIL. ME.
(Telephone rings both mc fist and viceroy scream)
Voice: Mr. Mc Fist Your wife is on the line
Mc Fist: Hey sugar face I'm a teensy bit busy here of course I'll meet you there honey cake.
(Bashing the phone sfx)
Mc Fist: How am I supposed to run an evil empire when my step son keeps getting in trouble at school
Viceroy: Kids
Mc Fist: Just get down to your lab and build me something deadly, something dangerous, something with a cup holder
(Destroys the cup)
Mc Fist: you know what just make it deadly
(Outside School)
Howard: Cunningham i know that you're in the can but if you don't want me to eat your tatter lunch just say so
Randy: Really Howard again
Howard: What I was hungry
Randy: uuuhhhggg
Ninja: Hello students tis I the NINJAAAAA!
Howard: Finally yes ninja hey korg get Cunningham the ninja just showed up
(P-slims Office)
P-slims: In these 2 days of school alone bash has given 66 wedgies, 32 swirlies, and chug of nugget gravy bowl
Mc Fist: Is that even a real thing
(Show the Picture)
Mc Fist and Marci: ahh
Bash: oh yeah
Marci: Oh principle slimovits I just don't believe my little bash ford would ever do anything like that
Bucky: why doesn't she believe him
Bash: yeah ma his framin me ahey anm
Random Girl: hey the ninja's at the cafeteria
P-slims: Oo the ninja what say we take a fiber
Bash: I'm mcsaping
Marci: oh go on if you don't destroy the ninja now that's all you'll talk about on the ride home
Mc Fist: you know what you're the best (kisses Marci)
(Cellphone rings sfx)
(Mc Fist Industries: Viceroys Lab)
Viceroy: Mc Fist Industries Evil Genius Viceroy Speaking
Mc Fist: The Ninja's at the school right now release the the thing
Viceroy: his name is krakenstien
Mc Fist: Release the krakenstien (everybody looks at him)
(Taser sfx) (shocks Krakenstien)
Viceroys: Go forth my krakenstien and destroy the ninja
Krakenstien Roars at Viceroy
Viceroy: Well he's about yey high red scarf black suit or maybe its navy blue
Krakenstien roars and runs to a wall and destroys it
Viceroy: No your right its it is black he'd never wear red with a navy blue
Debbie: so that's how the robots the ninja fight comes from
(School Cafeteria)
Ninja: Now as the ninja I must be prepared at any moment to do this (punches the air) and this (kicks the air) and how could I forget this (kicks the air) well you been great everybody see you next time remember to tip those lunch ladies smoke bomb (interrupted by Howard)
Howard: No wait ninja my buddy and I have been dying to meet ya since we were kids please just hangout till he gets back
Ninja: (scratches his head) Aww that really cool of you but I can't I must go
Krakenstien show up destroys the cafeteria door and roars
Mc Fist: Yes destroy DESSTTRROOYY!
Krakenstien: destroys the cafeteria
Ninja: My first monster fight so honking cool Ninja flip monster get ready to get (gets punched and thrown into a wall and destroys it)
Howard: esh Cunningham get back here the ninja is totally getting p'wnd
Ninja: I wouldn't say im getting p'wnd
Howard: But you are
Randy: Hey
Heidi: it is true
Randy: Oh come on I was new to being a ninja
Debbie: Still getting p'wnd
Randy: Please just stop
Krakenstien roars and ninja kicks him
Ninja: Oh oh (gets punch and falls down a flight of stairs)
Howard: Gotta hurt glad it wasn't me
Ninja: aw man I am getting p'wnd
Debbie: so you admitted you are getting p'wnd
Ninja: Ninja sprint (goes to the bathroom and in to a stall)
Krakenstien punches the bathroom stalls door finds the ninja
Ninja: I wasn't hiding from you if that what you think
Howard: that was awkward
Randy: shut up Howard
Locks krakenstien inside a bathroom stall
Ninja: now what
(Classroom)
Randy show up and slide to a wall and crashes in to it
Howard: where have you been we were supposed to meet the ninja together and between you and me he was kinda stinkin it up out there
Randy: Come one Howard I uh the Ninja was trying his best okay it's not like there's instruction to being the ninja the instructions I need to use the bathroom
(show randy outside riding a bike)
Heidi: wait a minute there's instructions
Theresa: where's randy going
(Randy's room)
The Ninjanomicon come on baby drop some ninja knowledge on me
(show randy opening the book and sees a inverted 9)
Debbie: whats happening?
Heidi: yeah why did it do that?
Randy and Howard: Watch and see
Randy: ahoo
(Show the thing that happens when randy gets shloomp into the nomicon)
Bucky: that was cool
Debbie: did you just get sucked in to a book:
Randy: yes
(Show randy landing on a drawing ninja vs. giant skeleton and there are words on it)
(There are floating question marks on Randy's head)
Randy: Believe in the weapon that is in the suit?
Doodle arrows shows up pointing to randy
Randy: What's in the suit I'm in the suit I'm the weapon I just have to believe in me boom
(Randy get transported out of the nomicon)
(Show randy going back to school)
Debbie: is that how you learn to be a ninja
Randy yes it's a pain because it gives me stupid riddles that I only get it when I'm really in trouble
Howard: it is a pain remember when you got switched with nomi-randy that was bad I went inside the nomicon and saved you and you went outside not In your body but mine you fought nomi-randy in my body and got nomi-randy inside the nomicon again and we both got our bodies back but mine hurt like heck
Heidi and Theresa: wait a minute you guy switched bodies when
Howard: remember the time randy tried to hit on you that was then but it wasn't randy it was nomi-randy
Heidi: yeah I remember
Theresa: I'm just glad that it wasn't really randy that tried to hit on you
(School)
(Shows randy Running in the halls until he got tripped by Howards feet)
Randy: Groans
Howard: Hey perfect your back I got some great news
Randy: Sorry Howard but I got to um
(bell rings)
Howard: NO no you're going to stick around for this ye turns out the ninja couldn't beat that monster so he just locked it in the basement stall so I let it out
Randy: You did what
Howard: eyaha now the Ninja's gotta come back so we can see him in action together
(Shows half of P-slims Thrown)
Howard: you gonna thank me now or later how shall we do this
P-slims: MY CAR every time what it about my car is it a target
Mc Fist: Where the heck is whatsis Krak
Krakenstien throws half of P-slims car
Mc Fist: There he is
P-slims: My Car
Howard: Ninja Action Courtesy of mwah who's the best friend ever hmp oh are you kidding me
Ninja: Smoke Bomb ha uha
Teens: Ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
Ninja: I believe in me I believe in me kicking your butt
Ninja and krakenstien fight
Ninja: Ninja block ninja block ninja block and ninja block (kick krakenstien face and falls down)
Ninja: Who's getting p'wnd now
Teens: Ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
Krakenstien fixes his jaw and show a secret arm
Ninja: what
Mc Fist: Secret arm that is so viceroy
Ninja: I don't get it I'm believing what else could be in the suit
Ninja gets a sword out of his suit and a bunch of words saying that a weapon in the suit
Ninja: Ah believe in the weapon that is in the suit
Ninja slices krakenstiens arm
Ninja: That makes way more sense
Debbie: Well duh the ninja always have a weapon
Randy: I didn't know it yet
Ninja: Let's do this
Ninja: kya kya kya kya kya kya ka
Ninja slices krakenstien into a bunch of pieces
Mc Fist: Nooooooooo way dudes that was awesome
Teens: Smoke bomb Smoke bomb Smoke bomb Smoke bomb Smoke bomb
Ninja: Smoke bomb
Randy: Hey Howard
Howard: What you think I'm some sort of chowder head
Heidi and Debbie: Yes
Howard: hey
Debbie: Its true
Heidi: Its true Brother its true
Howard growls
Randy: I don't know how to answer that
Heidi: See even sandy gets it
Randy: It's always been randy
Heidi: Whatever
Randy: Ugh
Howard: I know what you've been up to
Randy: You do
Howard: Fist your gone ninja's here and then he's gone and then you're here I know your secret man
Theresa: wow that was quick it took us along time to find out who the ninja is and we still don't know until know but you figured it out quick your kinda smart
Debbie: Wienerman (growls)
Heidi: seriously he's the first one to figure it out
Howard: Quickly shrank down his seat
Randy: Howard listen I wanted to tell you
Howard: well it's too late now yeah I figured it all out with my mind
Randy: It's such a relief it's been killing me that I couldn't tell you
Howard: I mean sneaking of so that you could have the bathroom all to yourself every time the ninja shows up (gasp) wait you're the ninja my best friends the ninja
Theresa: forget what I said before
Debbie: I knew you didn't figure out who the ninja is you're still stupid
Heidi: You're so dumb
Howard: this is incredible I'm gonna tell everyone
Randy: you can't tell anyone
Howard: well that stinks
Randy: No Howard this stinks smoke bomb
Howard: (cough) (cough) those things smell like fart
Randy: you get used to it you'd be surprised you start liking it
Heidi: that's just gross
Theresa: it is so gross
Randy: I like
Howard: Me two
Debbie: Of course you two would
Randy and Howard: Whats that suppose to mean