En Gen Nero here, the maker of Rah Safer, is bringing you one of the most unexpected fanfictions. A Fan Fiction of the Japanese only game, Mazekko Monster. Well, kinda. Everyone in this story is a monster from that game, so I guess this could qualify as a fanfiction of that game. Whatever, well, I hope it's somewhat enjoyable.
There were eight monsters. While they all looked different, each of them were the best of friends. Opopo was a slimey humanoid salamander. While he may sound dodgey, he is a very nice monster. While his friends look up to him, he looks up to them too. Then there is Lebeu, a small alienoid blob. Lebeu has become very shy, but mostly because he has been picked on alot. But his friends are always there for Lebeu, and in turn, he is there for his friends when they get teased. But usually he ends up getting picked on instead. Then there was Eggbert, a robot like character with an egg like head. While he is the easiest target in the group, he is very smart, and good at coming up with strategies. Buizikiel, a fat, rosey cheeked pig who has a shocking detail. While quite energetic, he is, like alot of his friends, picked on. He tries to see the better side of tough situations. Chuu is a huge legless chicken. While not very smart, he is a tank ready to take on anything thrown at him. Pips the mouse is the only female of the group. Because many find her pretty, she is often the one that stops other monsters from teasing her friends. But if it's not her, it's Camyvar, a large, fat, dragon that kinda looked shark-like. Because he is big, other monsters are afraid of him, but deep down, Camyvar is harmless, but tends to act tough around his friends and bullies. Finally, Shogo, a little frog in a shogun suit. While he is very athletic, he always has a cold, and also has a big drop of snot coming from his nose. While it gets him teased by males alot, it is very popular with the ladies. Together, these 8 monsters have been friends for a long long time. So long they've been friends, that they have decided to enter a great reality show for monsters called May the Best Team Win. While there is no money prize to be won, it is a great opportunity to make other friends, plus whoever wins gets the title of Ultimate Frendship, a title that proves that they are best friends with an unbreakable friendship bond. But not just anyone can win this, you must have not just athletic skill, but trust, leadership, and of coarse, team work.
The story starts at their bus ride to the compotition. Unfortunately, Chuu and Camyvar were too big for the bus, so they had to ride in a large, empty carrier kinda like the kind you see on semi-trucks. Although they were seperate from the group, they were giving walkie talkies so they could communicate with their friends on the bus.
Opopo started a conversation with his friends. "Do you think everyone at the compotition will be nice to us," Opopo asked his friends. Lebeu was worried a bit about bullies, and showed it by responding with "I don't know, but I hope there aren't any big mean bullies at the compotition." Opopo then started to worry about the same problem. Buizikiel was not quite as worried. "Don't worry, if someone does try to pick on us, Camyvar will scare them off," he replied, then held his walkie talkie to his face. "Right, Camyvar?" Camyvar, fealing very proud of himself after that comment, joyfully said into the walkie talkie "Yup, no one will touch you guys when I'm around, over." "Hey what about me," replied Pips. Everyone looked at her funny. "Aren't you forgetting I stop people from bullying you guys too?" "It's true," responded Eggbert. Eggbert has a memory that's better than an elephant. "Pips has also been help with the teasing. I think we should give her credit too." "I guess you're right," replied Buizikiel. "We always for get about you, Pips. Sorry."
Pips fealt a fealing of satisfaction. Though one thing Pips was wondering, out loud infact, was "Do you think I'll be popular with the other teams?" "Pips, this is not the time for that kind of thought," said Opopo in sort of an annoyed tone. "This compotition is about team friendship, not oponent friendship." Everyone looked at Opopo with disdane, and then Eggbert decided to comment. "Yes, but that doesn't mean we can't make friends with the oponent. After all, not all compotition is between rivals and enemies." "Well, I guess that is true," Opopo said, fealing ashamed of what he said.
Buizikiel started to wonder how Camyvar and Chuu were doing in the carrier. "Hey, big dudes? How's it hanging with ya?" "No need to worry about me, Buizikiel, I'm fine, over," replied Camyvar. "What about Chuu," asked Buizikiel. "How is Chuu doing?" "Chuu is very happy right now. I gave him some popcorn I brought from home, over." Camyvar knew popcorn was one of Chuus favorite snacks, so he decided to make some for Chuu to snack on during the ride to the compotition. "Well I'm glad you guys are alright, but now that you mentioned food, I'm starting to get a bit hungry," Buizikiel replied then put down the walkie talkie to ask everyone else, "How far do you think we have to go yet to get to the compotition?" Unfortunately, everyone elses guess was as good as his. No one really knew where this compotition was going to take place.
Shogo, who hadn't said a word yet, decided to ask another question for the group, though it was similar to Pips' popular question. "Do you think the girls, cough, there will think I'm cute? Many of the, cough, girls from our neighborhood, cough, think so." Shogo was always coughing with every sentence he said. When Shogo was young, he caught a perminate cold, and his parents never payed for him to get cured. Over time, Shogo started to accept it, once that big glob of snot made him a big hit with the girls. Unfortunately, Opopo didn't want to go there again, and end up sounding like a total dink like he did to Pips' comment. This however made Shogo kinda sad. Buizikiel noticed and decided to answer him. "Maybe someone will think your cute. In fact, I know someone will think you're cute. Who knows. Maybe if you are lucky, it will be the prettiest girl in the game that think's you are cute." After much conversation, the group finally caught sight of the compotition. They saw many things at the place. They saw eight big huts, a pond, a forest, a stage, and more. From the looks of it, they assumed it was some sort of camp.
The bus stopped near the end of an arch sign. The eight friends got off to see someone standing below the sign, waiting to greet them. The person looked alot like Shogo, even had the big snot drip, but this guy was wearing a crown, a robe, and also held a scepter. He also sported four long whiskers. It was obvious this guy was supposed to be a king.
"Welcome," he said. "Welcome to the first ever season of May the Best Team Win. I am king Krokus. You guys have come here to test your friendship against many other teams. Seven other teams to be exact. And they all want to win the trophy as much as you do. So first thing is first, here is your team name." Krokus handed out a paper slip to Opopo. Opopo looked at the slip with disdane and said "Hipicups? That's our..." But before Opopo could finish, Krokus interupted. "Upbupbup, no questioning my fantastic names. They are to be shared and adored." "But that name is so dumb," Opopo replied. Krokus started to cry. "Why do you mock my fantastic names? No one mocks my fantastic names. Sniff. You guys shall not get far in this compotition." Opopo, with no idea that he was only pretending to cry and complain, decided to suck up to king Krokus. "I'm sorry, it's not such a bad name, infact, I'm sure we will get used to it very quick." The king expectadly cheared right up, just as if he wasn't crying a second ago. And Opopo didn't even find that suspicious. "Oh, I knew you would like it! It took me days to think of that name." What a loonatic. He was taking them for fools. "So anyway, here is the map to your hut. There you will have supper and rest up for tomorows opening ceremony." It was pretty late. They got on the bus at 6 PM, and arrived here at about 8 PM, a little less, but still pretty late. "I am sorry we must part for now, but I have to go set up the opening ceremony, so, good luck finding your hut." The king then departed from the scene, and left Opopo and his friends puzzled. "Well, I guess we gotta got to our hut," Opopo said, then he and his team went inside the compotition grounds.
Opopo and his friends got to the camping grounds where they saw eight huts. But six of them were locked, and they didn't see any monsters outside any of the huts, even the unlocked ones. Opopo figured one team just hadn't arived, yet. Opopo and his friends continued to their own hut. Opopo and his friends then came to one of the open huts. Eggbert, who was holding the map, looked at it, then the map, then everywhere else, and then proclaimed, "This is the hut." Eggbert heald up the map for everyone else to see, and everyone else could tell this was the right place. Everyone walked into the hut. Inside the hut, they saw four tables each with two chairs, a fireplace stove, a cabinet, and a refridgerator. Buizikiel went over to the refridgerator and peeked inside. There was simple food in it. Hot dogs, hamburger meat, vegetables, milk, water, juice, well mostly stuff you would find in normal refridgerators. In the cabinet, there was bread, pancake mix, and alot of fixings. Buizikiel thought about what to make, and then thought about himself. "Who wants pigs in a blanket?" he asked everyone. Everyone else, not know what they would rather eat, just agreed to it. "Well that settles it," Buizikiel said. "We are having pigs in a blanket."
While Buizikiel was preparing the food, Lebeu decided to go outside for a little bit. While outside, he saw 8 really big guys. A big horned dragon, a dark humanoid, two really big spikey turtle dudes, a large robot with a japanese symbol on him, a big muscular yet skinny robo-bear, another really tough looking mecha, and a beautiful creature that was so pretty, Lebeu's mouth dropped. ...Or maybe he dropped his mouth at all eight of them. These guys must have been the last team. Lebeu called everyone to look at the big guys. Everyone had the same reaction. The big guys did not notice how famous they were right now. Buizikiel, who was stirring a batter for the blankets, and was still holding the batter, dropped his batter on the ground at the sight of those guys. "Those guys are huge," said Buizikiel, right before he noticed he dropped the batter on the ground. Chuu, however was not afraid of them. "Hey, they may be big, but if they don't play as a team, we got nothing to worry about," he said with confidence. Buizikiel, now fixated on his fallen batter, realized that Chuu may have had a point. "You know, he's right," he said. "If we can work better as a team, we won't have nothing to worry about." And then Buizikiel went inside to make another batter. Everyone else went inside too.
"Piggys done!" Buizikiel had just pulled them out of the oven and set them eavenly on 8 plates. He made three for everyone. Unfortunately, there were only 24 hotdogs in the fridge, and one box of pancake mix, so no more piggy wraps for a while. ... maybe. Opopo decided to make a statement. "Okay, guys. Remember these words. There is no I in team. There is no I in teamwork. There is only WE in teamwork. Remember this." Camyvar was bored and tired. Oh, and Camyvar also already ate all three of his pigs. Which isn't surprising since Big Mouth equal Big Stomache. "Yaaaawn. Can we go to bed now? I'm tired." "Oh, silly Camyvar," said Opopo, trying to seem nice so he doesn't sound like a dink. See how that works? "We still have to say our Friendship pledge." Oh dear, not the friendship pledge. Every team must do this before they go to bed the first night of every week. A week is from Saturday to Friday. House rules, said so on the sheet on the wall. Camyvar put his head down. "Aww man," he sighed. Everyone stood up and looked at the words on the other sheet on the wall. "We are friends. We play fair. We work hard. We don't scare. We're a team. We play right. Teamwork! Teamwork! Fight fight fight!" Everyone just had to go "wh... what?" right after words. Not only was the king bad at making up names, he was bad at making up pledges. Well, I guess it doesn't matter. Opopo made one final statement. Simply put, "Amen." Everyone finished their supper and was off to bed.
The monsters got into their beds which... were normal, everyday beds. I guess that's all the King thought they would need. And there was only one blanket for each bed. Well I guess no one pays for good comfort in these reality shows. Poor Camyvar and Chuu, having to fit their huge frames onto those tiny landing pads for beds. It was a surprise they did not break them when they tried to lay down on them. The other six had no problem with the beds cause they were normal size. Chuu was so uncomfortable, that he just decided to sleep on the floor like he does at home. Opopo was thinking about what tomorow would bring him. Would it bring tears? Would it bring pain? Of would it bring joy? He would only find out tomorow.
Next time on May the Best Team Win.
The opening ceremony has started and the teams are free to meet the other teams. There are some bonds being made and there are some rivalries. Hey, every character needs an arch enemy. All this and more next time.
Well there you go, the first chapter. I am not sure how this will go over, though. I tried not to be too simple and rush it, but I think I may have dragged it out a little bit. Oh well, hopefully people will like it. It took me days to write. Please, feedback would be appreciated.