Hi guys! This is a fic that I came up with a while ago, before the finale. Before the invasion, for that matter. I came up with the idea while I was bored, waiting for Book 3 to come out.

This is a purely made up fic, and I acknowledge that the Ty Lokka was weird. BUT IT'S FUNNY!

Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, which I don't, I would have made Aang and Katara get together when they first met. But NOOOO! Bryke HAS to make it happen in the last episode!

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The kiss of death. I'd never thought I'd see it. The kiss of unfortunate bad luck, maybe, but the death part was one thing one could simply not overlook!

Yue was the first. Sokka had never dreamed of someone more beautiful, more caring. The actual kiss occured, but I did not see it. I could imagine it very clearly, though. Their faces shining in the moonlight; Sokka's worried, disappointed, and sad, hers tear-streaked and divine. I could see her embarassment at admitting she wanted Sokka more than her betrothed, and Sokka's pleasure and sadness at the same time. They knew they couldn't be together.

So they shared a kiss, one of passion, sorrow, and love, not wanting the other to leave. Yue, of course, being the more noble, steps away and runs off. I could imagine it with sharp recollection, even though I had never truly witnessed it.

Her sacrifice made me horror-struck and have a pang of sorrow in the pit of my stomach; she was like a sister to me, her being the moon, I being the ocean. She pushed me away from evil and pulled me towards good, and I could only stare up at the sky and do nothing while she suffered. But she had so loved her people that her sacrifice had been well justified.

Sokka eventually moved on to Suki. Another sister in my eyes, we shared a lot. Her being a warrior, I being a warrior. She was happy to comply as he suggested them have a relationship. For some strange reason, he never kissed her, though. He wanted to try to take it slow, I might guess. Then, one fine day while they were gathering food, she complained about this, how their relationship was going nowhere. She apparently, from Sokka's point of view, pounced on him and backed him into a tree. Sokka pushed back, though, backing her into the side of the rocky base of a cliff. And, long story short, the vibrations sent a tremble up the cliff, sending a particularly lucky rock straight into Suki's forehead, killing her. I almost killed him, and then settled for a strong blow to the stomach.

Ty Lee was a mystery to me. Apparently she fell for Sokka faster than any other girl, but I had no clue why he returned the favor! She was Fire Nation, for Yue's sake! But of course, Sokka, feeling hurt, had to seek out some girl to comfort him. Stupid Sokka.

He became involved with her after Azula had betrayed Mai and Ty Lee. Mai had an idea and decided to seek us out. I had my suspicions, but as soon as the shuriken were on the ground, I was content.

Ty Lee became very flirtatious, and I thought Sokka would be disgusted. If I was him, I would have turned up my nose and walked away. There was no reason why he needed to like her! In fact, though, he was happy and creepily accepted the girl. I shook my head. He would never learn. Then we were engaged in a skirmish with a Fire Nation patrol, and Ty Lee had paused before entering.

"Sokka," she said, her cute voice shaking a bit. "I just want to let you know... I kind of like you."

Then, without his permission, she kissed him in a small peck on the lips. She skipped away happily, leaving a very confused Sokka behind her. Only to not look where she was going and fall into a ravine.

So now, the only surviving girl other than me, had her terrified, unseeing eyes peering up at me now.

"K-Katara?" she stuttered, shaking. "What am I supposed to do?"

I stroked her back in an unthinking, motherly fashion.

Not Toph! was all I could think. I couldn't bear to have the last girl in our group other than me die!

"I don't know, Toph. I don't know."

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MEANWHILE

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Up in the sky in a particularly fluffy could, the Warrior Spirit stepped away from the edge. "Poor Toph."

The Moon and Warrior Spirit sighed in unison. "I wish that there was some way I could kiss Sokka again," Yue said mopily.

"You would probably get killed...again," Suki said, laughing without any humor.

They looked away from each other, and Suki slowly spoke. "I wish there was some way we could help her..."

"Are you kidding?" the Circus Spirit half-shrieked, waking up quickly from her half-doze. "Why the heck should we help her? Wasn't Sokka yours first?" she said, nodding at Suki. "Then he was yours!" she shouted at Yue. "Then he was mine! He's OURS! Why should we have some blind freak take him away from us?"

"Because we can't be with him anymore!" Yue shouted, usually calm and collected. "Can't you see that! Our relationship with him is over!"

"It isn't Toph's fault! We all fell for him too!" Suki added.

"And we paid the price!" argued Ty Lee. "She should too! Everyone has to pay the price!"

"Ty Lee," Yue said, talking slowly and emphasizing each word, "we cannot afford another life to be lost to his kiss of death. Have sympathy for those under your control. Sokka still loves us all, and he will never forget us. Isn't that enough? To see him happy, it makes me happy, and I'm sure he would say the same for me."

Ty Lee sighed, and shook her head in defeat. "Okay," she said, her cute voice trembling. "I see. I'm sorry. I will help in any way I can."

Suki looked between the two, and then spoke of the plan she was forming. "To keep Toph away from his harmful lips of death, we will have to have all the luck that we can afford. None of us is the Luck Spirit, so someone must seek him out."

"I'll do it!" Ty Lee said, cartwheeling away.

"Then, with his help, we'll either keep Toph away from his kiss, or end the curse completely," Suki finished.

"I wonder if Sokka even knows about his strange curse," Yue mused.

"At least Katara must," Suki replied. "She should have the brains to figure it out." Then they both turned back to the edge of the cloud.

"Until Ty Lee gets back, we both have to do what we can."

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"I just don't know what to do!" Katara cried, sitting across from Aang in their tent. "She is so going to die! It happened to all the other girlfriends that Sokka had! I just don't want her to go! I know she can't really control her feelings, but-"

"Shhh," Aang soothed, rubbing her cheek with his thumb. "It's going to be okay."

"It's not!" Katara defied. "She is going to end up dead! I can't believe-"

He cut her off with a smooth and quick, reassuring peck on her lips. She became silent.

"Everything is going to be okay," Aang stated. "We just need to keep our heads. If we ever need help, the spirits will assist. I can feel it."

"Okay," Katara whispered, leaning into his chest.

Everything is going to be okay.

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Thanks for reading!

~MOMO