6:00 WAKE UP
Dash woke up with a yawn. She went down to get some breakfast and got out her piece of toast. Expecting something more exciting? Leave.
7:30 GO TO WORK
Dash got out of the house and streched. She wanted to get done clearing the sky by 2:30. Her boss was the CEO of the company, and she got to kicking the dumb 'ol clouds. She had to leave a few for a light sprinkle, and dashed off to Pinkie's house. AKA Sugercube Corner.
9:35 TALK TO PINKIE
"Hello Pinkie!"
"Rainbow Rainbow Rainbow Rainbow! I'm so glad you made it!"
"Yes, well, what are we doing."
"BAKING CUPCAKES!"
"Oh. Another few ponies killed by poison?"
"Oh no. You will just watch me!"
"LOL NO."
"WAIT. DON'T. GO."
"Bye."
"FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
12:00 LUNCH WITH FLUTTERSHY
"Pass the salt."
"Ok."
Silence.
"Yo Fluttershy! Can you pass the butter?"
"It's at my house."
"Fluttershy..."
"Yes?"
"we're at your house."
2:30 APPLEDASH FANS DEMONSTRATE AT CLOUD MANSION
"Ok for the last time I AM NOT A BUCKING LESBIAN!"
"Prove it."
"Ok, Stalin! Come here."
"Hmmm?"
"I hate your guts and I hope you die the longest most painful death imaginable."
"Damn."
"See? I just did... that."
"Because he was a boy."
"LOL WTF"
"See. Lesbian phrase."
"Ok. 1. Applejack hates me 2..."
"But you love her."
"But 2. I hate her. I respect her, but hate her."
"Come on Dash! We SAW!"
"Saw what exactly?"
"You kissed her at the farm."
"Ok that's where you crossed the line."
"She said it!"
"A freaking fan made that picture. A STUPID GAY ASS FAN WHO CLOPS AND EATS HERSHEY BARS TO LOSE WEIGHT!"
"Fine."
6:00 DASH REGRETS LIFE
"Why am I alive I should be dead what is my purpose..." Dash said as she ate 6 bowls of ice cream. She wanted to know why everyone hated her. She quite honestly didn't like that. "Why shouldn't I just kill myself right here right now? I'll do it! Everypony else will be all 'Big bloody deal so-and-so died. Give her the smallest part of the obituaries.' Yeah. They will! I'm gonna get my rope now!" She grabbed a rope and wrote her suicide note. It was brief, considering she thought no one would care. Her it is: "Goodbye world and all who hated me. Including all of my 'friends'". She thought that worked. She secured the rope and yelled a last farewell to the world. She kicked the chair, and well, you should know what happened next. What? You don't? What in the name of... ok whatever. I'll tell you. Fine. Dumbass. Fluttershy came in and said "Hey. I got the butter. Would you still like some.. OH MAH GAWD!" She got Dash down and called the cops. Of course, to her, that meant Twilight.
6:47 TWILIGHT & FRIENDS ARRIVE
"Oh dear Celestia and all that make up god!"