Hi hope you love this new story well its a list but you get what i mean!
14 Things Jasper Hale is not allowed to do
1. Tell Carlisle Bella has been lusting after him since see first saw him in the hospital.
2. Manipulate Jessica, and Bella's emotions to piss them off and start a cat fight.
3. Say 'Oh My God! Alice those jeans make you look fat!' and proceed to tell her that Bella agrees.
4. Do the Irish River Dance on Edwards's car.
5. Dance to Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, N'sync or anything to do with pop or candy pop….(wait for it)...naked.
6. Run through Forks High's cafeteria naked with a Bonner screaming "Free willie!"
7. Then make your brothers do the same by screwing with their emotions.
8. Screw with the emotions of Rosalie, Bella and Alice to make them have and all girl orgy.
9. Film it them sell it to the male student body and dics of Forks High School.
10. Prank-call Charlie and tell him Bella is really at make-out point with Edward, and not using protection. (I don't know if Forks has one, but every town does so why not!)
11. Tell Charlie that Edward takes her there every Friday and when he goes on his `camping trips.'
12. Eat Bella.
13. Then try to hide the body under Emmett's bed.
14. Create an army of vampire chip monk's then declarewar against Emmett's vampire squirrel army in the family's baseball field.