Grimmy: I do it for the lulz.
"Yes! Yes! Almost there!"
Wally grinned so hard his face almost ripped in half. His green eyes sparkled in the light that was given off from the handheld he was currently fondling. Oh, how he loved this game and he was so close to beating it too. All the time, fifty two hours and forty eight minutes so far, put into it was worth it because he was about to become the new Pokemon champion and no one could stop him. Not even that skank with the dragon Pokemon.
He squealed loudly, an expression of extreme joy, as he ordered his Pokemon to attack again. Nothing in the world could possibly feel this good, their attack had missed yet again. He almost moaned aloud when he got a critical hit on the next turn, nearly killing off the champion's final Pokemon. To hell with it.
He tilted his head back and moaned before pelvic thrusting against the air, at least it looked like a pelvic thrust to a very concerned Superboy. Wally had originally been trying to teach the boy a little something about Pokemon but once he realized he was about to beat the Elite Four for the first time he became wrapped up in his own little world. If Conner didn't know any better he would have thought the boy was trying to... masturbate or something.
"Fuck! Fuck, oh yesss!" The redhead squirmed all around before bouncing up and down in his seat and settling down again. He swung his legs around and sat them on Conner's lap while he stared down at the game. So close. All he had to do was use another ice beam and... YES! He hopped up and spun around, screaming.
"Conner! Dude you have to see this! I DID IT! I'M THE MASTER! I-" Wally tripped over his own feet and smacked his chin on the table, dropping the Nintendo product hard on the floor. "Oh fuck, no please be okay!" He rolled over, ignoring the intense pain in his chin and grabbed it up off the floor, checking to see if the previous champion was talking to him.
Oh thank whoever, it was still okay. He sighed and then began hopping around again, thrusting the game in Conner's face. "Fuck yes man, SEE! I won! ME! Oh fuck I'm so awesome. LOOK CONNER, LOOK!"
Conner growled and glared at him. He wished the redhead would hold the game still so he could actually look and see what he was talking about. Wally ignored the signs of anger and continued to force the game in Conner's face. It smacked him in the cheek a couple of times and finally Conner just snatched the game from Wally and snapped it in half. He grumbled something less than polite under his breath and stomped off to his room.
Wally sat there, staring at the broken game for a while. A tear rolled down his cheek as he shouted to the heavens. "WHHHHHY!"
Grimmy: I wrote this in like fifteen minutes out of nowhere. I guess I felt bad for barely posting anything new this week. Anyways, this is a ONESHOT. That means I don't want to see any messages in my inbox, a very retarded inbox that doesn't like to show me my messages, saying I have alerts for this. That's more annoying than the people who fav like every story I've ever written then never review. And cripes that's annoying. So, uhm, review? Hope I got some giggles out of someone somewhere.
On a side note this has happened to me before. I bit into the side of my game thinking it was the R button and the screen broke. I was in a rage at the time because I'd almost beaten the champion. And the second time my sister stole the fucking game out my DS right before the champ's final Pokemon died. I was so... UGH!