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Hey everyone! This is a story where I'm going to put in ten different references to movies. See if you can find them all!!
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Hermione's Bad Day
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One day, Hermione was having a bad day. She had gotten an E on her Potions homework. That made her very angry. When Hermione is angry, people get very scared. They run away. Far, far, away. She had already threatened to kill two people before the day ended.
So, Hermy was walking down the hallway. It was empty. Everyone was hiding. Poor Hermy was lonely.
Suddenly, Madam Pomfrey ran down the hallway.
"It's the Japs!" She screamed hysterically, waving her arms around. Hermione got scared. Madam Pomfrey looked crazed and dangerous.
Suddenly, Dumbledore came down the hallway and injected some tranquilizer into the freakish woman.
"I'm very sorry. She's going a bit mental, you see. She was just convicted of killing a man."
Madam Pomfrey jerked up. "I didn't kill him on purpose! It was self- defense! We both reached for the gun!"
Dumbledore stuck the needle in her skin again, and she lost consciousness. They walked away.
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Hermione was no longer in a bad mood. She was now in a good mood. Hermy was singing.
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim. . ."
Suddenly Ginny ran up. Ginny looked like she had just jumped in the lake. She was wearing a white dress that was soaked and her hair was dripping.
"Ginny?" Hermy asked, looking startled.
Ginny looked up with a freakish glare.
"Everyone will suffer," she whispered.
Hermione didn't like this. She ran to look for Ron. She found him in the library. He had recently become obsessed with ruling the world.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king," He said cheerily. He was writing a list of rules for the world as soon as he took over.
Harry ran in. He was very wise. He liked going around telling random people pointless words of wisdom.
"When what you see is what you lack, then selfless love will change you back!" He chirped happily. Ron and Harry began to dance around the room.
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay. . ." They sang, holding hands and twirling madly.
"I'm going to bed, before either one of you comes up with another stupid idea to get us killed, or worse, EXPELLED!" Hermione screeched. Unfortunately, it was 3:00 in the afternoon. Harry and Ron ignored her.
So Hermione shot them.
"You know," She said, glaring at dead Harry and Ron "Not all dogs go to heaven."
Hermione then heard a commotion behind her. She turned. Malfoy and Pansy were having a lovers spat.
"But why is the rum gone?!" Draco cried.
"Because it is a foul drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels!" Pansy yelled.
"That's not what you were saying last night just before we-"
Pansy slapped Draco. "Hush your mouth!"
Draco started to cry.
Hermione got bored, went upstairs, and shot four more people just for the fun of it. The End.
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Yay! Now let's see who can find all 10 movie references! Review, tell me your answers, and I'll announce who was right and what the right answers are on Sunday, February 8. Toodles!
Hey everyone! This is a story where I'm going to put in ten different references to movies. See if you can find them all!!
* * * *
Hermione's Bad Day
* * * *
One day, Hermione was having a bad day. She had gotten an E on her Potions homework. That made her very angry. When Hermione is angry, people get very scared. They run away. Far, far, away. She had already threatened to kill two people before the day ended.
So, Hermy was walking down the hallway. It was empty. Everyone was hiding. Poor Hermy was lonely.
Suddenly, Madam Pomfrey ran down the hallway.
"It's the Japs!" She screamed hysterically, waving her arms around. Hermione got scared. Madam Pomfrey looked crazed and dangerous.
Suddenly, Dumbledore came down the hallway and injected some tranquilizer into the freakish woman.
"I'm very sorry. She's going a bit mental, you see. She was just convicted of killing a man."
Madam Pomfrey jerked up. "I didn't kill him on purpose! It was self- defense! We both reached for the gun!"
Dumbledore stuck the needle in her skin again, and she lost consciousness. They walked away.
* * * *
Hermione was no longer in a bad mood. She was now in a good mood. Hermy was singing.
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim. . ."
Suddenly Ginny ran up. Ginny looked like she had just jumped in the lake. She was wearing a white dress that was soaked and her hair was dripping.
"Ginny?" Hermy asked, looking startled.
Ginny looked up with a freakish glare.
"Everyone will suffer," she whispered.
Hermione didn't like this. She ran to look for Ron. She found him in the library. He had recently become obsessed with ruling the world.
"Oh, I just can't wait to be king," He said cheerily. He was writing a list of rules for the world as soon as he took over.
Harry ran in. He was very wise. He liked going around telling random people pointless words of wisdom.
"When what you see is what you lack, then selfless love will change you back!" He chirped happily. Ron and Harry began to dance around the room.
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay. . ." They sang, holding hands and twirling madly.
"I'm going to bed, before either one of you comes up with another stupid idea to get us killed, or worse, EXPELLED!" Hermione screeched. Unfortunately, it was 3:00 in the afternoon. Harry and Ron ignored her.
So Hermione shot them.
"You know," She said, glaring at dead Harry and Ron "Not all dogs go to heaven."
Hermione then heard a commotion behind her. She turned. Malfoy and Pansy were having a lovers spat.
"But why is the rum gone?!" Draco cried.
"Because it is a foul drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels!" Pansy yelled.
"That's not what you were saying last night just before we-"
Pansy slapped Draco. "Hush your mouth!"
Draco started to cry.
Hermione got bored, went upstairs, and shot four more people just for the fun of it. The End.
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Yay! Now let's see who can find all 10 movie references! Review, tell me your answers, and I'll announce who was right and what the right answers are on Sunday, February 8. Toodles!