Summary: After a night of...it wasn't really passion, Naruto finds out he's pregnant. Sasuke may or may not be the father.
Title: Orange Whiskers.
Naruto spat the rest of his flavored saliva into the toilet bowl. He could still taste the chunks..Oh god it had been chunky. Just the thought made him want to throw up again! "Goddamnit!" The eighteen year old cried, pulling at his blonde locks in frustration. Just when he was about to go on a mission, this has to happen.
After lifting himself shakily onto his feat, Naruto steadied, before promptly falling down and puking into the toilet once more. Of course this had to happen to him!
"Sasuke-kun, where were you last night?" Sasuke ignored the pinkett's question. All that was running through his mind was golden blonde hair, and the sky blue eyes of a certain knuckle-headed ninja.
Sakura tried again, "Sasuke-kun?" She sighed as she read her book. She looked down at her bulging stomach. A little Uchiha would be roaming around in four months. She had made sure that she had snagged Sasuke as soon as he came back, and made sure he wouldn't have a reason to leave. She had lost her obsession with Sasuke a long time ago, but she couldn't...No she wouldn't see that broken hearted face again. Naruto should never have to suffer. He didn't deserve to be put through that after what he had gone through, after what he had done for Konoha.
Sasuke stared at his newspaper, but he still couldn't concentrate on the words.
Sasuke moaned as he filled Naruto slowly. The soft intakes of breath that the blonde inhaled assured him that he was doing something right. Naruto gave him the signal to move, and move he did. The night lasted until morning.
Guilt immediately flooded Sasuke's heart, he had taken advantage of the highly intoxicated man. Hell Sasuke was married and expecting a son! How could he do this? Why would he do it? His heart fluttered every time he saw the dobe, only for the male to look at him blankly, filled with the same happiness he gave everyone else.
Tsunade smacked the whining ninja with her fist. "Naruto! You need to calm down! You're not dying!"
"I-I'm not? But I've been puking for days!" Tsunade pressed a finger against her forehead. It didn't keep the pounding headache away.
"Brat, I'm sorry, but you're pregnant." Tsunade found no reason to beat behind the bush. It would be pointless and stupid. Naruto's blue eyes rolled into the back of his head as he toppled forward. Tsunade, using her epic ninja reflexes, grabbed him before he could fall to the floor. "Why me...Of all the capable people, I had to be hokage."
Poor Tsunade lol. This isn't a planned fic. I write what comes to mind. And if 500 words is all I got, then..Oh well.