Halo 2 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 1: Retard

Hello Guys this is Neptin The Sangheili I'm going to tell you how halo 2 got screwed up by... ... ... ... ...me lololololololololol here goes mr. crazy guy

p.s. this is level one...sort of

The scene starts off where you see the destroyed dahalo.

A covenant cruzer bruzer drives toward the covenant holy city.

It's called "High on Drugs".

The camera zooms in and you hear Thel 'Vadam talking to Prophet of Truth and the other Prophets.

"There was only one ship." answered thel.

Truth questioned, "One? Are you sure?"

Then it showed a big room where the three prophets talking with thel.

On both sides of the room, that was were the counsel were sitting on the stands.

Thel is in his yellow armor.

Thel said sarcastically, "No! I'm lying!"

Truth said, "No need to be sarcastic."

Thel continued, "...and they called it the pillar of derp."

Mercy said, "That is a gay name and why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleet?"

Thel explained, "It fled as we set fire to their planet, but I followed with all the ships in my command."

Truth questioned out of the blue, "When you first saw dahalo were you blinded by it's gayness?"

Thel questioned, "Blinded? What are you talking about?"

Regret explained, "Paralized? Dumbstruck?"

Thel said, "Nope just feeling normal with no emotion as any elite feels all the time."

Regret snapped, "...and you managed to let the humans land on dahalo and they desicrated it with their filthy foot steps."

Thel begged, "Surely you would understand that once the parasite attacked..."

Truth interrupted, "You had right to focus your attention on the flood, but this retard, this master chief is a big threat."

Thel said, "By the time I figured out what the retard was about to do. There was nothing I can do."

Then randomly the counsel started clamoring.

Regret turns to truth and said, "Truth this has gone far enough. Make an example to this dickless retard. The counsel needs this."

Truth put his hand in front to regret and moved forward.

"You are a very good solder, but you failed to safeguard dahalo because of your lazyness."

One of the counsel members jumped up from their seat and said, "No it was very gay."

Everyone in the counsel agreed.

Thel forgot about it and said, "I will continue my sexyness with the humans."

Truth said in a ganster way, "No, ho. You will not. You will be left behind."

Truth turned to Tartarus.

Then two brutes went up behind Thel and he walked away with the two brutes.

lol mr. crazy guy was not this crazy on this chapter but it'll get better trust me