Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Or Sesshy. Or Rin. Or Jaken. Or Ah-Un. Or even the first sentence of this story.
-ahem- Anyway, this story is rather... harsh to young Rin. Oh, nothing happens to her, of course, but... well, you'll just have to see for yourself. Now, before you flame me, know this: I love Rin to death. She's one of my favorite characters. I know that Sesshy has a soft spot for her in his heart, and I support their father-daughter relationship. I know that Sesshoumaru would never think such thoughts at these. But still... In debate class, my friend Anna S. was saying some things about how Sesshy had to get annoyed with Rin at times. "You bring a kid back to life, and she follows you forever," she said, laughing evilly. I was inspired. I had to write this. Enjoy the uber short story!
EDIT: (Thursday June 12, 2008) Read over this and made a few minor edits. Also, I just have to say that I find it ridiculously funny that someone reviewed to say that Sesshy was OOC even though I stated in the above paragraph that I'm very much aware of this already. This is a joke piece, a parody, and does not reflect my personal feelings whatsoever. Silly people with their silly flames.
You bring a kid back to life, and she follows you forever.
"Lord Sesshoumaru!" Rin called in that squeaky, annoying voice of hers that constantly grated on the great demon's nerves. "Where have you been, my lord? What were you doing? Why did you stay away for so long?"
His eye twitching, he strode past her silently, wondering why on Earth he came back. After all, he'd left in the first place to get away from that whiny voice.
Oh yeah. He'd come back for Ah-Un.
He cast a slightly sympathetic glance at the poor creature. Faithful Ah-Un had to constantly put up with the human child's high-pitched songs that she made up about her lord. Sesshoumaru secretly thought about sneaking away with Ah-Un in the middle of the night.
"Lord Sesshoumaru!" Rin protested in a nasally wail, interrupting Sesshoumaru's thoughts and making him want to rip her throat out. She raced after him in the usual ridiculous way, with flung out wide as though she were flying. Then came the dreaded nickname... "Lord Sesshy, why won't you answer me?"
Sesshoumaru contemplated picking her up and throwing as far away as possible. No... She'd somehow find some way back to him, and then there would be no end to the complaints. "Be quiet," he commanded gruffly.
"Yes, m'lord!" she answered immediately in an obedient little voice. What a suck-up. She was just like Jaken, only a thousand times worse.
"So, ah... Lord Sesshoumaru..." Jaken said timidly as he walked slowly behind. "Where did you go? To fight your good-for-nothing brother or something?"
Sesshoumaru was already getting pissed off at Rin's incessant noise, but this was more than he could take. Besides, he couldn't refuse the opportunity to let off some steam. He quickly picked up a rock and threw it at the little imp, allowing a smirk to flit across his face when it connected. Why did he not simply do such a thing to Rin?
If he tortured her too much, she might run away, and fattened human undoubtedly tasted much better than imp.