Rating: K+ (Does 'heck' count as "course language"?)
Genre: Crack/Attempted humor
Warning: Not Naruto time line correct.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did Kakashi would wear considerably less clothes. –nose bleed-
He stiffened in shock when she hugged him. "You're so sweet!" She squealed and he felt his right eye jump as it twitched wildly. She was touching him. Gaara heard more than felt something inside his head snap. One second Sakura was pressed against him in a hug and the next she was yelling as she went flying through the air. Hyperventilating, Gaara scratched himself furiously trying to get the feel of her off of his skin. He snarled when he heard Shukaku laughing drunkenly at his plight.
"Shut up," he growled furiously at his inner demon. Shukaku just laughed harder at the boy's silent command.
"You enjoyed having her curves against you. She was soft and oh so very female. We could have a lot of fun with her," Shukaku said, his voice laced lewd intent. Gaara felt his eyes widen.
"We aren't doing anything with her!"
"What the heck is wrong with you!" Sakura's voice rang out as she stomped towards him, her face a mask of rage. Gaara froze in his attempt to rip off his flesh that was now crawling with sensitivity where she had touched him.
"You touched me." Gaara's voice was fairly dripping with venom and Sakura actually paused in her march to obliterate him.
"That's what's got your panties in a bunch?" Gaara growled at her. She stared him down and Gaara was surprised that she didn't recoil in fear as so many others had. Most more powerful and skilled than she. Just when he was about to wrap his sand around her to crush her impudence a certain obnoxious blonde bounded around the corner.
"SAKURA-CHAN! GAARA!" His voice rang out across the city and Gaara knew that the citizens of Konoha were looking around in confusion, searching for the loud mouth. Naruto ran up to them, the Uchiha following at a more cautious pace, his face twisted into a scowl, since Gaara had been obsessed with killing the genius at one point. Naruto attempted to catch Gaara into what had promised to be a massive and bone crushing bear hug before Gaara's sand tackled him to the ground. The red head could feel his eye twitching again. What was it with these people and hugs?
A/N: Far shorter than the stuff I usually do. Tell me what you think. Made, as requested, for Rayann. Thanks for reading.
Black Rose