Disclaimer: I'm sick and tired of this one, but I have to say it. Even if I hate it. The characters belongs to JK Rowling, not me.
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Kiss me
"What are you doin?"
"Reading."
"You always does."
"You don't have to whine."
"But you always does..."
"Sirius, shut up!"
"Noooo..."
"..."
"What are you reading."
"About-"
"Booooooooooooooooring."
"..."
"You don't have to sigh like that."
"..."
"Come on, we can do something fun."
"Do it with James."
"No, he's with Lily and I want to be with you."
"What about Peter?"
"Don't know, don't care"
"Go and snog a girl."
"Nope!"
"Ah, just leave, okay."
"Nope"
"..."
"Moooooony?"
"..."
"Remuuuuuus?"
"..."
"Remiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"..."
"You can't ignore me forever, you know!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Fine! Then I'll just make you talk to me."
"..."
"Arg... Wanna know why I don't wanna snog a girl?"
"..."
"It's because I'm gay!"
"..."
"Hallo!"
"Stop waving infront of my eyes!"
"Did you hear what I just said."
"Of course. You said nope."
"That was ages ago! Haven't you even listen to what I've said? I can't belive it! I told you my big secret!"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I told you I'm gay!"
"..."
"Hey, don't laugh at me."
"But all those girls..."
"But I found out I am gay only a month ago!"
"Then what about Camilla? And Tanya?"
"Uh, I forgot them..."
"Ida, what about Ida?"
"Who is Ida?"
"Are you kidding me? Your latest girl. Brown hair, blue eyes..."
"Do you mean the girl with the big boobies?"
"Sirius!"
"I'm just kidding. Take it easy. But honestly, I have hard to remember her cuz I'm gay"
"Sure."
"You don't belive me."
"No."
"But it's true!"
"Sirius, I know you just do thins to distract me from reading my book."
"No!"
"Yes you are. Now sht up!"
"..."
"..."
"I can prove it!"
"..."
"Don't raise one eyebrow like that!"
"How are you going to prove it?"
"Kiss me!"
"WHAT?"
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"Kiss me."
"What?"
"Ki- hey don't laugh, you herad me the first time, didn't you?"
"..."
"Do it!"
"What?"
"Kiss me for Merlin sake!"
"..."
"..."
"Are you happy now?"
"..."
"..."
"Sirius?"
"Yeah?"
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"I-I just..."
"...?"
"Found out I'm gay."
"I knew you were lying before..."
"Remus, I'm a poof. What am I going to do! I'm the man whore... I¨'m supposed to like girls not blokes..."
"Sirius, take it easy."
"Hell that I w-"
"..."
"Kiss me again"
"..."
"I think I can get used to this..."
"Hey, I'm not going to be your little toy..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Okay, maybe I'm going to..."
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A/N: Good? Bad? Awesome? Awful? Fantastic? Horrible? Tell me what you think... I know it's weird, but I just wanted to write a short one shot. To post soon:D
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