I take a Walk on the devils side

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Hi this is my first story and please review, criticism is welcome as hopefully it will make me think more in later captures

Percy's POV

So I guess you want to hear the tail then too?

Ok I will start from the beginning then.

After I saved Olympus yes you heard right I as in I saved Olympus. Your probably thinking "WOW That's amazing, I bet you got a big reward, What was it? Well Il tell you what it was, it was a massive heart ache.

Once we won, everything seemed to be going fine. Well more than fine it was brilliant. I mean I got the girl of my dream (Annabeth) and most of my friends and me made it alive.

But 3 weeks later is when it fell apart, a new boy came. Alex, That little stuck up... yer well when he got here his farther (Apollo) made Chiron give him a quest. His Quest was to kill the Hydra. At first I thought grate this kid will get some attention when he gets back and hopefully some friends.

He invited Annabeth and Thailer to go with him, but I was still happy I mean my wise girls will be able to get to see the world like she always wants to. I was a bit Jealous though, I mean I was the best fighter in camp and he didn't pick me but I wasn't to annoyed. After saying a quick goodbye they left to the east as that what the prophesy said, so I may have followed them a little. "Ok I followed them the whole way". After the first days of travelling they made camp in a small clearing to where the Hydra last know location was.

Unknown to them, there were about 15-20 monsters waiting. They had smelt their sent and followed it the seconded they left camp. When I saw them I cursed myself for not seeing earlier.

At the camp Annabeth had told Alex to keep watch. But that lazy ... just fell asleep the second they slipped into their tent. "Grate I guess I will have to take care of their mess then". It was pretty simple to take them out. I slipped my bow off my shoulders and aimed, after 2 long seconds I fired.

"RAWWWWWWR". "Crap, Crap, Crap". Well that shot had good news and bad news. The good news is it hit a monster. bad news I hit the monster on the opposite side from the one I was aiming at and I only shot him in the foot. I cringed inwardly because the monster I had hit was the ugliest Cyclops with the biggest club I had ever seen.

"Well plan B then I guess" I thought to myself "wait I didn't even have a plan A, so how in Hades did I get to plan B". I didn't respond to that thought as starting a argument with yourself is never a good sign. But yer I killed all the monster and slept in a tree TWISE I might add, And after I went through all that the little twerp said that he killed them and the hydra when we got back, and as the hydra dyed from a sword that somehow flew from the tree and hit the hydra in the heart, and then disappeared again. (Yer I have no idea who did it earthier "rolls eyes" and if you didn't guess then yes it was me). yer I went thought all that AND killed the hydra but get no "nice one Percy or well done Percy"

No I got "WHY IS YOUR CABIN STILL THE 2ed MOST MESSY CABIN IN THE WHOLE CAMP" from Chiron when I got back, I was about to congratulate myself for not being the messiest when I remembered the only reason why the Hermes cabin got beaten by me.

It may had something to do with the Stolls playing one too many pranks on the Ares, Apollo, Athena, Demeter, Aphrodite and Hermes cabins your probably thinking why they played a prank on their own cabin? will it was because Johnny asked Katie Gardener out who just happened to be who Travis likes, even though she said no they still did the prank. The prank consisted of tipping allot of clotted cream and I mean ALOT in Johnny's bed, and the result got everywhere.

Yer so basically they pulled a prank on the whole camp and it ended with the whole camp getting pay back. It ended in complete chaos with custard bombs and Minotaur dung (yer i have no idea where they got it) going everywhere. Your probably thinking what about Chiron and Mr .D Well The Stolls Put some trip wire on the big house stairs and a automatic camera set up, the resolute was 150 posters of Chiron in hoarse form falling down the stair with a horror filled face (And yer i do have one hidden under my bed to cheer me up at night).

Also the Stolls nicked ever bottle of wine and filled it with coke, your thinking well Mr.D likes coke, but what they did was they put a Mento in the lid with a bit of string holding it up, whoever picked up the bottle would dislodge the Mento and it would fall in to the coke. (If you don't know what happens if you put a Mento in coke try it and I'm shore you will have a explosive time). Let's just say Mr.D wasn't a happy camper the day he wanted some wine (which is every day).

After the quest I went to see Annabeth, I was a bit put off that she hadn't come to see me, I mean we were boyfriend and girlfriend right? I decided to look at the beach first and went to our spot. After looking I saw she wasn't there but then I heard a giggle behind me. I turned to see two people making out, I Grinned "well someone's getting some action" I said to myself.

But next thing I hear turn my blood cold, "mmmmm Annabeth" I froze thinking "no, it can't be her, she wouldn't do that to me". But that thought died in my head as I heard "not so loud I don't want Percy or anyone els to hear us". I could just make out Alex sucking Annabeths face off.

My brain went Foggy and before I knew it I had stormed forward and yelled "YOU DONT WANT ME TO HEAR WHAT ANNABETH, IS IT BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO CHEAT ON ME FOR THIS ... ...".

Cliffy ending

A pat on the back for whoever guessed what Percy called Alex. :D stay tuned for chaptered 2 were you will see Percy leave camp and maybe even a glimpse of the dream.

and nope I'm not telling nothing more :)

P.s. Don't try putting a Mento into coke unless you have parent or guardians permission! also I'm not sure if it still works if it doesn't sorry :)

Percy: Please can I just read the the first part of chapture 2? (tries the puppy dog look)

me: nope (author still happy how they are immune to the puppy dog look)

Percy: but it's my future

Me: yer but if I tell you I have to tell everyone els and I'm not allowed to show favouritism

Nico: hiya

Me: erm Nico?

Nico: yargen

Me: Your not meant to be here i mean you ant even in the story yet

Nico: yer but you said i could come and see the dream because I'm your favourite

Percy: WWWHHHHAAAATTTT!

Me: ahhh **** (author runs away holding laptop under arm

Percy: ...

Nico: ...

Percy: ...

Nico: OMG DUBLR RAINBOW (Nico runs to the rainbow to play with the small green man with a pot of shiny coins)

Percy: Dose every one leave me?

Me: yargen

Percy: YOU AGAIN!

Me: Oh Crap!