I always hated that L died at Light's hand. Whenever I write or draw something with L and Light, I always make L win.
Anyway, I wrote this fic for an alternate universe where L lives and defeats Light. This is basically where L tries some, well, interesting techniques. Sorry, no L/Light pairing in this one. It just doesn't make sense to me, what with one trying to prove the other is a murderer and the other trying to kill him. Doesn't exactly strike me as romantic, if you know what I mean.
Enjoy!
I DON'T OWN DEATHNOTE OR REALLY ANYTHING BESIDES THE PLOT!
Chink!
Light watched hungrily as the raven haired detective speared the strawberry off of his fourteenth piece of cake and slowly raised the fork to his lips. He could only stare as L ever so slowly nibbled at the red fruit.
Light was so very hungry. He hadn't eaten since that morning. It was now three in the afternoon. He didn't want to prove that L was right when he had said earlier that he was "too paranoid" to stay sitting for a day. Apparently only Kiras could be that jumpy around him. Truth was, he just felt a bit uncomfortable with the panda-eyed investigator staring at him all day. So that day, he'd only gotten up to go to the bathroom occasionally. But he was so hungry. Never had he wanted a strawberry so badly. He watched as L finished off the strawberry and started on the cake.
L looked up at the salivating suspect and cocked his head to the side curiously.
"Light-Kun?"
"Yes?"
"Are you-"
"No, L, for the hundredth time, I'm not Kira. How many times do I have to say it before you'll-"
"Forgive me for interrupting, Light-Kun, but that's not what I was going to say."
"What were you going to say then?"
"Are you gay?"
"What?"
"I said, are you-"
"I know what you said. I just don't believe what you said."
"Well, the way you are looking at me, one can only assume….."
"I have a girlfriend, Ryusaki!"
" I sense that you don't like her, though"
"Yeah, so?"
"So either you are using her because you are Kira, or you are attempting to cover up your quite obvious infatuation with me."
"...L, I'm not Kira. I'm also not ga-"
"So you are gay! Hey Mello, he's gay too!"
"Really? Heyy Light!" drawled Mello, leaning against the wall, "So… You wanna go out sometime? I know this amazing bar that me and Matt go to all the time, where-"
"OKAY FINE, I'M KIRA DAMMIT!"
"Aha! I knew it! You have fallen for my trap Kira, for the team has been watching this on the hidden camera the whole time. Thank you for your assistance, Mello-Kun."
"No problem, L. He's not my type anyways."
"Ah, dammit."
I thought it was only gonna be L and Light, but I decided mid-story that I was gonna poof Mello in.
I also included some suggestive MattMello if you stand on your head
Oh yes, I also might write a couple more L wins if I get enough feedback.
REVIEW AND YOU GET L