Debriefing

(Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Bruce)

Hey guys, so this is sort of a teaser chapter, I have a lot more I just need to know if you want them or not. :) Should I do more?

Ps: I don't own any of them. Only in the fantasyland in my head. Which I live in.

Debriefing

(Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Bruce)

IamIronMan: Steeeeeve…

RedWhiteandBlue: What Tony.

IamIronMan: I'm booored.

Sharpshooter: You're always bored dude

IamIronMan: Yeah, but this is soooo boring.

RedWhiteandBlue: You're supposed to be paying attention Tony

HotandDangerous: This is boring.

IamIronMan: See! I got widow on my side so I already won.

RedWhiteandBlue: Ok, fine. This is really boring, but after mission debriefings are necessary.

Sharpshooter: If I stab myself with a pen can I be excused to go to medical.

IamIronMan: I think Fury would be mad at first, but if it works TAKE ME WITH YOU!

HotandDangerous: I could stab you guys.

HotandDangerous: I could make it look like an accident.

Smashy: Guys, seriously?

IamIronMan: Do it in the leg so it bleeds a lot.

Sharpshooter: I don't care where just get me out of here.

Sharpshooter: Actually, not my arm. I still need to be able to use a bow.

RedWhiteandBlue: Nobody is stabbing anyone. Pay attention.

IamIronMan: Ow! Steve why did you just kick me!?

RedWhiteandBlue: Because you cursed. Language Tony. We're supposed to be family friendly.

Sharpshooter: Who has a pen?

IamIronMan: I don't :(

Sharpshooter: Me neither.

HotandDangerous: If I had a pen I would have stabbed you guys already.

IamIronMan: Cappy dappy doo.. Do you have a pen?

IamIronMan: I am taking your silence as a no.

Sharpshooter: BRUCE HAS A PEN!

IamIronMan: Bruce, can we please have the pen?

Smashy: Why would I give you the pen? You're going to stab yourself.

Sharpshooter: No we won't!

IamIronMan: Yeah, Natasha will stab us.

Smashy: no

HotandDangerous: Bruce. Pen.

5 minutes later

IamIronMan: Ow… but yay!

Sharpshooter: Totally worth it.

RedWhiteandBlue: Why would you give her the pen?!

Smashy: She scares me.

HotandDangerous: Good.

RedWhiteandBlue:I can't believe you guys.

Spiderman, Spiderman

(Peter, Tony, Steve, Bruce, Thor, Clint)

Webshooterz: Do you think it's dangerous to text and swing?

IamIronMan: No man, YOLO

Sharpshooter: I text and jump off building all the time so whatever.

Smashy: Plz don't.

RedWhiteandBlue: If you're not allowed to text and drive I don't think you should text and swing.

Webshooterz: Following Tony's advice. YOLO

RedWhiteandBlue: Never do that.

Smashy: Swing while texting or follow Tony's advice?

RedWhiteandBlue: Neither.

Sharpshooter: Try texting while free falling, it's way more fun.

Asgaurd4what: What does YOLO mean?

Webshooterz: You Only Live Once.

Asgaurd4what: But I know of many people who have been thought to be dead who come alive once again.

IamIronMan: I don't think YOLO applies to us.

Sharpshooter: YOLAB.

IamIronMan: ?

Sharpshooter: You Only Live A Bunch.

Webshooterz: I just fell three stories.

Smashy: I told you not to text and swing.

RedWhiteandBlue: No texting and swinging.

Webshooterz: But… YOLAB...

Cat Videos

(Thor, Steve, Natasha, Tony, Clint, Bruce)

IamIronMan: Thor, stop spamming us with cat videos.

Asgaurd4what: But they are very humerous.

Smashy: I like them. They're cute.

Sharpshooter: You like everything Banner.

IamIronMan: They're distracting me.

RedWhiteandBlue: I liked the one with the cat.

IamIronMan: … did you really just say that?

HotandDangerous: Steve, they all have cats in them.

HotandDangerous: Hence the name 'cat videos'.

RedWhiteandBlue: Oh.

RedWhiteandBlue: I like the one with the cat that does the funny thing.

IamIronMan: I quit.

Coffee?

IamIronMan: Where did the coffee grounds go.

Webshooterz: Tony and I need coffee.

IamIronMan: This isn't funny.

IamIronMan: We are both about to pass out...we need coffee.

Webshooterz: I will kill you all in your sleep.

Webshooterz: I will laugh as you scream in agony.

Webshooterz: I will pluck your fingernails off your hands and make you eat them.

Sharpshooter: Ok, I'm actually really scared right now. Who took their coffee?

RedWhiteandBlue: Wasn't me.

Smashy: Nope.

IamIronMan: I will watch as Peter closes your mouth and nose with webbing to suffocate you.

Webshooterz: I will smile as you thrash and try to prevent the inevitable.

IamIronMan: I have technology that can slowly melt your brain while you are still conscious.

5 minutes later

IamIronMan: Who's in the tower?

RedWhiteandBlue: I'm out on a run.

HotandDangerous: On a mission. These guys are stupid.

Sharpshooter: Natasha, stop texting and go shoot someone.

IamIronMan: What about you hawkeye?

Webshooterz: Are you in the tower?

5 minutes later

IamIronMan: Where are you Brucie?

Smashy: One- you know you can't hurt me and Two- in my lab with the door locked and J assured me you can't get in.

Webshooterz: Thor?

Asguard4what: I am visiting my lady Jane.

2 minutes later

IamIronMan: Clinty, Jarvis tells me you are in the tower.

Webshooterz: We will find you.

1 minute later

IamIronMan: He's in the vents above Bruce's lab.

Sharpshooter: I'M GOING TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW TO GET COFFEE!

IamIronMan: Thx Bae

Webshooterz: Love you Katniss.

They made me laugh, I hope you laughed too! (Giggles nervously). Tony: THESE ARE PRECIOUS! Me: Aww, thanks man.