Gaara's Journal

By: XxEijibabyxX - aka - Samantha

Hey people! I'm back with another Gaara fanfiction. I really l enjoy writing this one cause it's different from what you see in other fanfictions. If you don't like it I don't care just don't be filling up my mailbox with hatemail because that gets annoying. GAARA FANS SHALL BE WORSHIPED! Oh and if anyone would like to take over the world with cookies and coffee, Gaara and I have already started so please join us.

Have you ever wondered what your favorite sand ninja would write in his journal? Read this...oh, and don't be such a drag.

Kankuro and Temari were eager to see what Gaara writes about in his journal. After all, he can't sleep, so what does he do in 9 hours? "Psst! Hey! Temaarrii!" Kankuro whispered 3inches from his sister's face.

"What do you want? Get out of my face!" she replied. Temari was engrossed in a new TV show originally aired in the Leaf Village: "Cooking ramen with Naruto Uzumaki".

"Temari! This is impoorrttaanntt!!" He continued to whisper. Kankuro looked around to see if "he" was there, and began explaining. "We're going to get revenge on Gaara."

"Why?" Temari asked confused with why Kankuro would risk his life to do such a thing.

"Ssshhh! He can not hear or find out anything about this!" Still whispering, he looked around again. "Come with me I have a plan."

"Ugh. Whatever." She replied. Temari shut off the TV and followed Kankuro into...the bathroom? "What are we doing in here?"

"Ok. We have to do this now while "he" isn't near his room. We are going to read Gaara's journal." Kankuro explained. He looked out to make sure the red headed ninja wasn't in sight. "C'mon let's go."

"No. This is retarted. Do you know what Gaara would do to you if he saw you with his journal? I'm leaving now while I'm still alive." Temari said. She began to walk away when Kankuro tripped her.

"Pplleeaassee come with me!" He begged looking down at her. Temari stood back on her feet and hit her brother upside the head.

"I'll go with you but you do that again and you'll be hurting in places unknown." She said with a serious face. Temari followed him to Gaara's room at the end of the hall. Making sure the coast was clear, Kankuro led her into the dark, mess of a room. Gaara was in his office. He was sitting behind his desk absorbed in work, so he hadn't a care about his sneaky siblings.

"Did you find it yet?" Kankuro asked. So far, they had looked through every book on his shelf, in his closet, through both dressers, and under his bed.

"No." Temari replied putting everything carefully back in place. "Wait, check his bed again."

"We checked already!" Kankuro complained. Temari walked over to it and lifted up the mattress. Nothing. She looked under the sheets, behind his teddy bear. Nothing. The last thing were the pillows. Under the second one, she had found a little black book.

"Found it." she said. Kankuro ran over to her and they both eagerly opened it to page one.

Entry 1 Weirdos

Those morons I live with, my so called "siblings", they are weird to the third power. Kankuro plays with dolls, and Temari. . .she likes Shikamaru. He's always going around saying: "What a drag." or "It's too troublesome." What does she see in him? I'm afraid to eat her food too. That broccoli looked like barf and the cookies were totally black! I like to watch people sleep sometimes but not them. I am scarred after walking into Kankuro's room. Get some pajamas dude. Temari snores. Talk about loud! Well, I must go. Shukaku is tantalizing me with cookies.

"We have a messed up brother." said Kankuro.

"I don't snore! My food isn't that bad and I'm gonna mess him up for making fun of Shikamaru!"

"Actually. . .that broccoli had me in the bathroom for three hours."

Entry 2 Zits

Like oh my Kami. There is this thing on my forehead and could it be? A zit! This is just wonderful. Maybe I should pop it and see what happens. . . (moments later) That was a bad idea. Now it's bigger, redder, and the fact that I have no eyebrows makes it way more noticeable. Temari and Kankuro would laugh to death if they saw it. Where are the bandages?

Both siblings started laughing hysterically "Sshh!" They paused for a minute to make sure Gaara didn't hear them, and continued reading.

Entry 3 Revenge

I've been thinking about getting revenge on my so-called "siblings". I don't know why. I guess you wouldn't call it revenge. I wonder what they write in their journals. Kankuro's is purple. I find that creepy. I mean, he plays with dolls! So immature. Even Shukaku agrees. Temari's is probably worse because everything is probably about Shikamaru. I don't want to go on. I think I'll start planning tomorrow.

P.s. I hate Shikamaru.

"So that's why he laughs when we cross paths! Maybe he's planning in his office right now!" Kankuro said. "Hey, Temari?" he asked but she was long gone. Instead of seeing the kunoichi, he saw a pair of blue-green eyes staring coldly into his. "H-hi Gaara!" Kankuro tried to sound cheerful but knew that he should be running for his life. Gaara held out his arm and pointed down the hallway. That was the "I'll give you a head start" signal. Kankuro handed Gaara the journal and began running for his life.

(3 days later. . .)

"You think he'll live?" Temari asked staring at Kankuro and his new body cast.

"He's lucky just to get the cast. He'll be fine." Gaara said standing beside his sister. Kankuro tried to mumble something but with his body, along with his face all wrapped up, he wouldn't be talking for a long while. Gaara returned to his room and set his gourd down in the corner which contained his journal. "Finally," he began to laugh "I can plot my revenge!"