What the…?!
Me: This is supposed to take place during the chapter "Ashes. Knock Knock" This fic has been in my mind for a while and I figured this is as good a time as any other to write it. I'm in the middle of sleep deprived stupor so it probably sucks.
Jack: You're just making excuses.
Me: I don't wanna hear it man, not a word.
Jack: Whatever. MIKE!!! DRAW YOUR LAZY CARCASS HERE AND SAY THE DAMN DISCLAIMER!!!
Mike: OK. Death's Disciple doesn't own Gears of War.
Lieutenant Kim was taking cover behind some debris when he spoke to Private Carmine "Hey man, you good?"
Carmine approached Kim while fidgeting with his Lancer "Yeah but I got a problem" he said while hitting his rifle "Something's wrong with this thing" he grunted while shaking and hitting his rifle again "It keeps jamming" he stands a little to show Kim "See?"
Suddenly a shot is heard and Carmine falls to the ground.
"Sniper!" Kim yells
Kim and Dom duck behind some rubble and Marcus goes to man the troika, when they hear someone grunting and cursing.
"Oww…my fucking head. Someone has an aspirin or something?"
They all turn to see Carmine get up rubbing his head.
"Man, you're supposed to be DEAD! They just shot you!" Dom yelled
"I just feel like mi fucking head was hit with a baseball bat" Carmine said while continuing to rub his head, then he felt something strange, so he yanked at it and out came a BB round "What the…?! They shot me with a fucking BB gun?! Bastards!!! Now they don't just want to kill us but also HUMILLIATE us!!! Now I'm PISSED!!!"
With that he ran into the fray.
"Man, sure am glad they shot him and not me" Dom said to Marcus.
"Yeah, I know, at least he has a helmet…Come to think of it, why is it that we don't have one?" Marcus asked
"I dunno but a BB shot hurts like a bitch" Dom shuddered as if he remembered a particularly painful experience.
"I know, I know. I remember I was shot with one once, hurt like a bitch, but I believe the asshole who did it remembers it better than me" Marcus chuckled
"What are you two talking about? Shouldn't we help Carmine?" Kim asked
Just then Carmine returned bloodied and covered in Locust guts but seemingly without a scratch.
"Wow…he's good." Dom said
Carmine starts chuckling but stops when he notices he has a grenade stuck in his back." Oh SHI-" the grenade blows up and all but vaporizes Carmines body.
"Carmine…man" Dom says downcast
"I know" say Marcus with a serious expression "I wanted to ask him where I could get a helmet"
The End
Me: As I said utter idiocy, but I had fun writing it so read and review.
As a side note: Jack and Mike are just the names I call my "dark" side (Jack) and my "good" side (Mike), why? I don't know. I suppose I'm just insane.
Jack: Shut up already!!!
Mike: Criticism is welcome.