How many times do I have to tell you?! I know what you did yesterday!!!!! Sheeze...
Characters: Link, Zelda, Deku Nut, Darunia, Impa, Skulltulla, and Majora.
Link: Well, we're all here once again...
Zelda: Yeah..I heard another person died at the haunted house.
Deku Nut: Somebody always dies there.
Impa: Cha! Everyone knows whoever enters, dies except for the two main people in the story.
Skulltulla: *flies down on thread* Then let's go.
Darunia: Me. Like rock. Bash bash.
Majora: ...
Link: Yeah...that's right, Darunia. Okay, agreed. Let's go!
-In the haunted house-
Link: I have immunity here.
Disgruntled Duck: That's what you think...
Link: Wha?!
Disgruntled Duck: Nothing.
Zelda: Hold me, Link!...I'm scared.
Impa: Get a room.
Link: Good idea.
Majora: ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!! This fic is going no-where! The reader is getting bored!
Darunia: Big rock. Yummiest. You are sworn brother.
Link: Shut up, Darunia. Majora's right, the reader is getting bored. Look at 'em! *points at you* They're bored out of their skulls.
*~The End~*
Link: Not that bored, Disgruntled Duck.
Disgruntled Duck: I thought it was funny. ^_^
Darunia: We go. Down hall!
Link: Jesus, Darunia, the bet is off.
Darunia: Oh, ok. Thank Din...(he bet me I couldn't talk for a whole year like a stone age guy)
Impa: Shit! A dead body!
-A dead kid lays there-
-Evil laughter is heard-
Link: Who's there?!
Deku Nut: I'll kill 'em! *goes inside the darkness*
Zelda: Deku is just asking to die.
-Screams from Deku is heard. He runs back-
Deku Nut: F***...That...
Skulltulla: Who was it?!
Deku Nut:...You don't want to no.
-Suddenly, the potato chip eating dude by Zora's gate thingy appears-
PC Guy: MURAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-PC Guy throws a potato chip at Skulltulla's thread-
Skulltulla: *Drops down, fllops a bit while flashing red and fades away*
Zelda: Noooooooo!!
Link: Damn...
Deku Nut: Thank Nayru I'm still alive!
-A boulder comes out of nowhere and attempts to squash the Deku Nut-
Deku Nut: *Moves out of the way* I'm not dying that quick!
Darunia: I can't see..I didn't bring my damn glasses!! What's happening.
Impa: *gives Darunia some stange looking glasses*
Darunia: *Puts them on* Woah! There's two of everything. Hey, I can see myself! Wait a minute...that can't be me! OH MY FARORE!! IT'S A DEMON!
-Darunia is levitated into the air as then his limbs fall off and drops into a pool of his own blood.
Deku Nut:That's gunna hurt in the morning!
Majora: How? He'll be dead and so there will be no morning, therefore; he will not feel any pain.
Link: ...
Zelda: ...
Impa: ...
Deku Nut: Y'know, I try and make a joke, but NO, you HAVE to ruin it.
Majora: Yeah. Funny how that works?
PC Guy: RAHHHH!! *throws random potato chips*
Deku Nut: *Nearly gets hit* This is pissing me off!
Zelda: The exit is down there!
PC Guy: *Starts throwing magic beans*
Link: Help!! *gets hit by one*
-Link is on the ground, gasping for air-
Link: I can only see darkness.
Impa: Ah, Link, you dumbass. Where did you get the ketchup?
Link: 7-11.
Impa: How much?
Link: $.99
Impa: Wow, they're on sale!
Link: Yeah, they were way expensive and stuff...
Majora: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
Impa: Jeeze, chill out, Majora.
Link: Yeah.
-A bean is driven through Impa's head. She falls over dead. (Hey, I made a rhyme! :) ) -
Zelda: Oh no!...My best friend and sometimes babysitter...Impa...
PC Guy: hahaha!
Zelda: Wait...some others have to die. AKA, Majora, Deku Nut.
Deku Nut and Majora: We can't die.
Link: Wha?!
Deku Nut: It's true. Actually, we're on the dark side.
Majora: What did you expect, Link? Us to be good guys?
Majora: Oh wait, *makes PC Guy explode into bits and pieces*
Deku Nut: Yeah...anyway. You two have to die.
Zelda: NEVER!
-Zelda is thrown out the window by Deku Nut-
Deku Nut: Bite my shiny hazel ass.
Majora: MURHAHAHAHAHA! That was fun. Now as for Link...
Link: *gulps* ...Wha...?
Deku Nut: LET'S PAR-TAY!!
Majora: YEAH!!
Link: Boo yah!
-Dun. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!" BUNH! BUNH BUNH BUNH BUHN! and etc.
*~ The End...or is it?~*
Disgruntled Duck: Ya know...? It's hard to find good review people these days, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Wow, you guys have been so great.
Link: We have?
Zelda: Where's my coffee?!
Dampe Kid: My trailer is way to f-ing small...
Deku Stick: ...
Malon: I want my teddy bear. WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!
Stupid Gorons: Duhh Duhh!
Ganon: My ass hurts...
Disgruntled Duck: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU GUYS!! .
Characters: Link, Zelda, Deku Nut, Darunia, Impa, Skulltulla, and Majora.
Link: Well, we're all here once again...
Zelda: Yeah..I heard another person died at the haunted house.
Deku Nut: Somebody always dies there.
Impa: Cha! Everyone knows whoever enters, dies except for the two main people in the story.
Skulltulla: *flies down on thread* Then let's go.
Darunia: Me. Like rock. Bash bash.
Majora: ...
Link: Yeah...that's right, Darunia. Okay, agreed. Let's go!
-In the haunted house-
Link: I have immunity here.
Disgruntled Duck: That's what you think...
Link: Wha?!
Disgruntled Duck: Nothing.
Zelda: Hold me, Link!...I'm scared.
Impa: Get a room.
Link: Good idea.
Majora: ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!! This fic is going no-where! The reader is getting bored!
Darunia: Big rock. Yummiest. You are sworn brother.
Link: Shut up, Darunia. Majora's right, the reader is getting bored. Look at 'em! *points at you* They're bored out of their skulls.
*~The End~*
Link: Not that bored, Disgruntled Duck.
Disgruntled Duck: I thought it was funny. ^_^
Darunia: We go. Down hall!
Link: Jesus, Darunia, the bet is off.
Darunia: Oh, ok. Thank Din...(he bet me I couldn't talk for a whole year like a stone age guy)
Impa: Shit! A dead body!
-A dead kid lays there-
-Evil laughter is heard-
Link: Who's there?!
Deku Nut: I'll kill 'em! *goes inside the darkness*
Zelda: Deku is just asking to die.
-Screams from Deku is heard. He runs back-
Deku Nut: F***...That...
Skulltulla: Who was it?!
Deku Nut:...You don't want to no.
-Suddenly, the potato chip eating dude by Zora's gate thingy appears-
PC Guy: MURAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
-PC Guy throws a potato chip at Skulltulla's thread-
Skulltulla: *Drops down, fllops a bit while flashing red and fades away*
Zelda: Noooooooo!!
Link: Damn...
Deku Nut: Thank Nayru I'm still alive!
-A boulder comes out of nowhere and attempts to squash the Deku Nut-
Deku Nut: *Moves out of the way* I'm not dying that quick!
Darunia: I can't see..I didn't bring my damn glasses!! What's happening.
Impa: *gives Darunia some stange looking glasses*
Darunia: *Puts them on* Woah! There's two of everything. Hey, I can see myself! Wait a minute...that can't be me! OH MY FARORE!! IT'S A DEMON!
-Darunia is levitated into the air as then his limbs fall off and drops into a pool of his own blood.
Deku Nut:That's gunna hurt in the morning!
Majora: How? He'll be dead and so there will be no morning, therefore; he will not feel any pain.
Link: ...
Zelda: ...
Impa: ...
Deku Nut: Y'know, I try and make a joke, but NO, you HAVE to ruin it.
Majora: Yeah. Funny how that works?
PC Guy: RAHHHH!! *throws random potato chips*
Deku Nut: *Nearly gets hit* This is pissing me off!
Zelda: The exit is down there!
PC Guy: *Starts throwing magic beans*
Link: Help!! *gets hit by one*
-Link is on the ground, gasping for air-
Link: I can only see darkness.
Impa: Ah, Link, you dumbass. Where did you get the ketchup?
Link: 7-11.
Impa: How much?
Link: $.99
Impa: Wow, they're on sale!
Link: Yeah, they were way expensive and stuff...
Majora: SHUT UP YOU TWO!
Impa: Jeeze, chill out, Majora.
Link: Yeah.
-A bean is driven through Impa's head. She falls over dead. (Hey, I made a rhyme! :) ) -
Zelda: Oh no!...My best friend and sometimes babysitter...Impa...
PC Guy: hahaha!
Zelda: Wait...some others have to die. AKA, Majora, Deku Nut.
Deku Nut and Majora: We can't die.
Link: Wha?!
Deku Nut: It's true. Actually, we're on the dark side.
Majora: What did you expect, Link? Us to be good guys?
Majora: Oh wait, *makes PC Guy explode into bits and pieces*
Deku Nut: Yeah...anyway. You two have to die.
Zelda: NEVER!
-Zelda is thrown out the window by Deku Nut-
Deku Nut: Bite my shiny hazel ass.
Majora: MURHAHAHAHAHA! That was fun. Now as for Link...
Link: *gulps* ...Wha...?
Deku Nut: LET'S PAR-TAY!!
Majora: YEAH!!
Link: Boo yah!
-Dun. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!" BUNH! BUNH BUNH BUNH BUHN! and etc.
*~ The End...or is it?~*
Disgruntled Duck: Ya know...? It's hard to find good review people these days, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Wow, you guys have been so great.
Link: We have?
Zelda: Where's my coffee?!
Dampe Kid: My trailer is way to f-ing small...
Deku Stick: ...
Malon: I want my teddy bear. WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!
Stupid Gorons: Duhh Duhh!
Ganon: My ass hurts...
Disgruntled Duck: I DIDN'T MEAN YOU GUYS!! .