Try This Blow Pop

Hello kiddies! This is my second fanfic and I hope it goes well. This will also be my first multiple chapter fanfic so I hope I can pull it off. I must say that I'm not the best of writers but I do love to write so please be gentle okay? Anywho…this is a story about and for Halloween. Naruto and his friends out a week before Halloween to shop for things and Naruto notices a strange cat fallowing him. Everywhere he looks the cat is there. But what if it's not a cat at all? A lovely lemony Yaoi is to be insured in the later chapters. Hope you like and sorry for spelling and grammar problems. All haters of yaoi and flamers can just GTFO now because I apologize for nothing.

Naruto POV

I love the autumn. The bright colors, the sweet musky smell of leaves, the cool wind blowing about making the world seem alive. One final blow out before winter. Families even come together because of all the holidays and stuff going on like Sunday football, school starting up again and just sitting around the fire when they have a chance to sit down. Even the cold wind outside away from the fireplace, make people to cuddle up while walking down the streets and couples like that are just so cute to me. The closeness of this season is what makes it so amazing to me. Plus, autumn colors look the best with my bright yellow sun ball hair and naturally tan skin. I really fit in with the fall, which is cool because I was born in October. Orange is even one of my favorite colors (but my mom and dad kinda made me like that with my dad loving yellow and my mom is a read head). I think I really just soaked up the fallness and made it my signature look, Dattebayo!

But this fall has been crazy as hell. I lost my girlfriend of 18 months on my 20th birthday to because of my asswipe friend Sasuke. I caught her kissing him in MY room while I was having my party down in the common room! She only pretended to liked me so she could get close to him! Too bad for that bitch that Sasuke is gayer than a fairy princess sliding on a rainbow coming out of Clay Aiken's ass. That's exactly what she deserved! I would have loved watching him crush her like he did if I wasn't floored from the shock of the kiss. I know it's not his fault but I'm still mad at him for that. Then to add to that my god-father, Jiraiya died of an attack from a crazy homeless name who called himself Pain. He had multiple personality disorder and thought he was 6 different people. He was found not guilt from mental defect. I wish I could find the bastard and kill him myself Dattebayo! My Pa wasn't happy at all that even being the mayor couldn't change the fact he got off and my Ma thought he police force was complete idiots and wanted to quit from being Chief Commissioner of the Konaha police for but we had to talk her out of it. Too many things changing won't help at all. Now my family is sad and out of it. I had to go back to school and work last week and I didn't think I was going to make it. I'm really thankful for my Professor Iruka. He helped my get over Jiraiya's death and get me back on the fast track to realizing my dream, being the greatest cartoonist ever known!

I really do think sometimes without my friends, I wouldn't have made it as far as I did. Sakura is one of my oldest friends and if it wasn't for her helping me with one of final projects in English senior year, I wouldn't have graduated. Shikamaru got me all the rest of the way, letting me copy his notes since preschool. And without Sasuke being the grade A bastard he was I wouldn't have challenged myself nearly as much as I did. Really, even more of my friends helped and I really do love then all for it. They're treated like family whenever I come home with any of them. (This happens a lot because everyone wants to come to my parents' house. They're like royalty in Konaha.)

Wow, I really daydream when I walk home from work. It's not like I don't daydream at work but then people just yell at me to hurry up and get their food. They act like Konaha Main Street is a 5 star restaurant. I guess it's the nicest place in town but still, rudeness isn't needed. I think I might have ADHD or something. Oh well, I like being me and all my stupid daydreams, but this time of year everyone seems to have their heads in the clouds. Halloween is just 8 days away and all the decorations are up and spookifying the town. The bright big pumpkins, the fake bats, the weird cottony stuff that's supposed to look like spider webs with toy spiders all thrown around in them, all of it for a day of creeps and ghouls. I love it all so much.

Once I get back to the dorms, I feel my phone go off. It's a text from Sakura.

"We're all meeting up at Akatsuki Café, hurry up and come over. We gotta make plans for the party Halloween"

Oh yeah, the annual Halloween party. I fucking love it. Every year since we all became friends at the academy, we held a Halloween party at my parents house while their on their vacation in Mizu no Kuni (land of water), and have the best time of the year! All the cool costumes and the stupid games, plus the alcohol make me forget about every problem in the world. Which the hangover the next day reminds me of….I text Sakura back I'm on my way.

Café Akatsuki is a popular spot for our little group off campus, a few blocks and off the beaten path. The name means dawn but it's barely lit and has a night time feel about it. I stick out like a sore thumb but I really love the place. Sasuke found it and never told us where he would disappear off to so one day we fallowed him. We found the place and Sasuke trying to suck the face off of a male barista. The day we found out he was gay was also the day we found our favorite hang out spot. Needless to say, Sasuke was pissed. It's his stupid fault. He should have just come out sooner; at least then Sakura wouldn't have fainted and stayed silent for a week after that. I tried to het her to go out with me then, now that Sasuke was off the market for good and I almost lost my teeth. She started talking then but most of it was death threats to me.

After a short walk I got to Café Akatsuki and everyone was at our usual spot. Sakura, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Hinata and Kiba where all here.

"Your late dobe." Sasuke said without even looking at me.

"No one asked you teme. Go back to your pitch black coffee, like your soul." I shot back.

"Humph" was the only response I got from him.

"Can you not fight every time you see each other? It's too bothersome…" Shikamaru grumbled out. That guy doesn't move faster that a slug for anything but his mom and Terami. He even talks slow.

"Why don't you tell him? He's always starting it." I say when I sit.

"You started it being late. We told you we were meeting here a while back but I guess a dobe like you wouldn't remember anything unless it's tattooed on your forehead." Sasuke responded. Every fucking word out of his smug, duck butt head is so fucking rude!

"You're really looking for a fight, teme!? We can finish this right now!" I said shooting up. I am sick of him and all his remarks!

"Naruto, sit down, your causing such a stupid fight!" Sakura told me. She always takes this asswipes side and it's not fair!

"Humph." I sit back down and cross my arms in a huff. No mater what, everyone takes his side.

"Now, back to business…We have just over a week to get what we need to have this party. We need to get and find a place to keep the decorations, we need food, candy, someone needs to get the drinks and then we all need a costume too, so a theme. Now, who wants what?" Sakura asked to us all.

"I can get the drinks. I know I'm the only one old enough to actually buy it." Sasuke raised his hand and said.

"I..I..I..k..k..know a g..g..good candy..s..s..shop" Hinata said weakly.

"I got the food." Kiba said, "I know where the best cheep stuff is all over this city."

"So is that where you find your girls Kiba?" Shino says. Where did he even come from? I didn't see him in here before, the creepy crawly bastard.

"Wanna say that again bug freak!?" Kiba barked. We all laughed while he sat all pissed and stuff. I like it better when other's are the one's getting picked on.

"Okay boys, calm down. We still need a place to keep them and then a theme for the party costumes. Naruto, why don't you keep the stuff? Your dorm room is the biggest. By the way, you need to thank your lucky stars who your dad is or you'll be screwed. No one get's always with as many health violations as you do in the dorm rooms as you do. Neji's afraid to call you on it." Sakura says and everyone starts to giggle again at me. I stick my tongue out at her and she just sighs. "Will you take them or not?"

"Sure, It's not like I have a roommate or anything so why not?" I give in. They use me way too much for my money and stuff. My pa and ma worked hard to get where they are and so did I. them being who they are just helped a tiny bit. Barely anything really…

"Good. Now what should be the theme?" Sakura asked. Them we all started talking at once and it became way too hard to hear anything.

"QUITE! I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING!" Sakura yelled. "Now, one at a time starting with Hinata because she was the only one calm, what do you think it should be?"

"Umm…m..m..maybe..a..z..z..z..zombie..t..t..theme?..." Hinata shook out. She never got over that shyness of hers. As much as she blushes you would think her cheeks really are red.

"I don't think so, we did a mummy theme last year and that's really too close." Kiba said. We all agreed zombies are so played out.

"How about you, Shikamaru?" Sakura asked.

"Too bothersome, I don't really care. Pick whatever you guys want." He said while laying his head down on the table. How the hell is he as smart as he is? I never see him doing anything productive.

"Should have guessed that…Kiba?" Sakura sighed.

"How about an animal theme? I would love to see some girls in some sexy kitty outfits." Kiba said with an evil grin. Sakura shivered a bit then straighten up.

"Not that bad of an idea. Just keep little Kiba in your pants or you'll see this kitty has claws that know how to amputate almost anyTHING." Sakura told him. Kiba paled. I forget that Sakura is a med student sometimes and could kill us all if she wanted.

I looked around and it seemed like everyone liked it. I thought it was decent idea too.

"Okay, we have a theme, food, drinks and storage, we're all set," Sakura smiled "next week we will meet up here and get it all together at 9 PM okay? Once you get your things bring it to Naruto and Naruto, don't look or break any of it okay? We don't want to scrabble trying to find new stuff the day before okay?"

"Why is it always me? I don't break that much stuff! Just because that happened the last 2 years doesn't mean it's my fault!" I defend myself.

"…"

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"…bothersome…"

"…"

"…um…"

"…dobe…"

I hate them so much some times. I might need new some new friends soon. "Fine, I will be extra careful this time, happy?"

"Very. Now let's get something, I'm getting hungry." Sasuke said.

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I think that's not a bad start. I hope you like it so far. Neko Garra is coming in next chapter and then things get fun. Please comment because I do love POSSITIVE feed back and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism.