Right, I know this is actual rubbish, but I NEEDED to write something. And this is what mistake happened. Ah, I'm just gonna let you read now... please review and follow :)
No copyright infringement intended. Chillax!
Right…. I'm on this boat, right. I'm suddenly 21 again! Yay me!
I then walk out from somewhere and put my iPhone on the table. I pin a map up in my locker/cupboard/wardrobe and shut the door (what was the pint in pinning the map up?). I look at my face in the mirror. I've had plastic surgery! And an eye colour change! And had my ears pierced! I'm young again! Whoop!
Anyway, I'm now lying on my bed, casually playing on my iPhone, listening to music (with my snazzy red/pink earphones) and then I'm like, woooh! The ship suddenly tilts far enough so I can be thrown into the very hard wall! I somehow manage to then walk out the door whilst rubbing my head and water comes rushing down the hallway and pushes me out the way! I try to stop it with my hands, but I'm just not strong enough!
Weee! I'm rolling round under water now, and I manage to grab onto a conveniently placed ladder. I climb up the ladder. Air! Coughing, coughing, coughing…. Oh, look! A porthole on the ceiling! How come a ladder leads up to a porthole? Who cares! I'm going to start banging on it! Heeelp! Heelp! God dammit, how dare they ignore me! Heeelp! Oh… oh no… I'm drowning now. Game over.
But wait! I fall out of somewhere with a load of water. I look up, and what do I see? An old man gesturing for me to run over! Oh no, the ship's broke in two! Let me think for a minute…. Ah, let's run! Running, running, running… Jump! Catch meee! Good, you caught me! Wait, your letting me slip? How dare you! Oh deary me. I'm now falling. I'll haunt you foreverrrrr! I land in the water and I'm suddenly unconscious. Game over.
BUT WAIT! I'm now alive again, equipped with bandages! Lucky me! I also have a bow and some arrows now… wait what? Ouch, ow! Ahhh! Hurty! Somehow I've got so many cuts and bruises now, and it's daytime!
OK, let's start walking… no, uh, no… kneeling… walking again….. Yay! Oh, no…