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So I am waiting on the finished chapter of Playing The Game, and I know I said that I'd wait till 500 reviews, but I was so starved for writing that I caved and I wrote this.

Welcome to Naruto: Playing The Game- The Gamebook.

There are two chapters I am going to upload today, one with the Omake sex scenes you can also read in chapter eight and this completely random and almost nonsensical scene. If you want to make any more weird requests, this would be the place I'd write them, and I need something to keep myself occupied, so make sure to review this and give me lot's of requests. The new chapter of Playing The Game is dropping later today or tomorrow at the latest.

Also this is not a story, so don't take this too seriously, just me having fun and exorcising my writing muse.

Naruto's Replay Theater

Welcome to the replay theater, this isn't available to the players themselves for spoiler purposes, but it can be seen by the spectators who are already aware of future events.

In the replay theater we look at different playthroughs, or different compilations of a single playthrough, it doesn't really matter. Today we look at the Psychopath Naruto.

Naruto stared at the pond, the water, which was colorless had turned red from the blood dripping in it, the blood of the love of his life, the one person who seemed to give a shit about him, and he did it to her.

He stared at her dead body, he had sliced her throat, the death was instant. He knew it wasn't painless, and it was pathetic to think that he had made it painful because it gave him some sort of sick pleasure.

He then took the knife and pointed it horizontally against his own throat. "If I listen to my brain, then I am" he said out loud.

Six Years Ago

Naruto stared at the graveyard, of late he had started coming here too often. The game had begun paying off, it was all coming to an end, and the end meant death for a lot of people. Kakashi went first, Naruto never liked the man but that didn't mean he wasn't hurt by it. Kakashi was a valuable soldier for Konoha, a weapon that was as good as him and it was going to affect everyone in the village, whether they'd want to admit to that or not.

It was snowing, it snowed a lot here. They had run away from the leaf, or had been chased out was the more accurate and appropriate answer, they had been driven to a cold, heartless place. It was like their fate, no hope, just snow. He stared at Kotetsu and Izumo, both of them were smiling, despite the seriousness of the situation as they began digging graves with a shovel.

Shikamaru had died next, he had gone out in the laziest way imaginable, falling asleep just as the killing blow was delivered, but not before delivering the coup de grace and taking out his assailant Hidan with him, in a glorious flurry of explosion tags. Naruto never had friends, but Shikamaru was the closest thing to a friend. He remembered the Kazekage's sister crying her eyes out, apparently they were lovers. Who knew.

He could hear the sounds of the shovels striking the cold hard ground, and it seemed oddly synchronized, oddly musical. Both the gravediggers seemed to be humming a tune, asking the listener to embrace death and sleep, Naruto kept staring at them, with insanity in his eyes.

He still remembered Anko, the woman who had taken his virginity, that was all he remembered her as, and then she gave his life for him. That seemed to be a pattern with the people who were dying, they all seemed to give their lives for him, and even for Naruto, who was a psychopath, who just didn't care about life or death it was becoming, as Shikamaru would say- troublesome.

Naruto looked up to feel the snowflakes filling his face. The GAME was responsible for all of this, it had set him up from the start, and today everything that was precious to him, or that gave him a source of enjoyment was gone, and Naruto was almost all alone. At least he still had her.

"Oi Naruto" Izumo called out to him, Naruto had been thinking long enough to see that at first sight, the graves were dug but there was no one around, but upon hearing the voice he moved closer and there he found them, both of them, were lying in a grave, probably tired after their long and hard work.

"What are you looking at Naruto?" Kotetsu asked him, he realized that the jovial tones with which they had greeted him when he came back to the village from a mission were now completely replaced with something else, something dark, something that emphasized their disconnect. They had become like him, disillusioned, maybe even hopeless.

"What are you two doing?" Naruto asked them with a voice that came out harsher than he had intended it to be, silently cursing the cold for this predicament, it seemed like he had no control on his teeth which kept chattering and hitting each other. "You shouldn't be lying down on the cold hard ground like that"

The two looked at him and smiled, "Come on Naruto, you know what you have to do. Dig a grave for yourself and lie down in it" Kotetsu said before pointing towards a shovel that lay there. Naruto smiled, he found their grim tones and smiles kind of endearing, it was like how he felt on the inside. He looked around at his surroundings, trees that had snow on them, it seemed like they would buckle and give way at any second, but trees were stronger than human beings, much, much stronger.

He picked up the shovel apprehensively and looked towards the two ninjas, they looked at him and nodded. And Naruto held the shovel high above his head before swinging. It made a nice thwack against the ground, and Naruto's apprehensiveness vanished, and he began digging with much fervor.

"All diseases and sadness just goes away when you die don't you?" Kotetsu asked Naruto, who smiled.

"Yes, and all the restlessness goes away too, you are truly happy, and for the first time, you are actually sleeping, no nightmares, nothing of that sort"

"Then keep digging Naruto" Izumo urged him and Naruto resumed digging, thinking about all the people he had lost. Jiraiya, the third Hokage, Chouji, Hinata and Ino. All because Sasuke betrayed them, it was all his fault. Even though the villagers never treated him right, he remembered with fury as each time the shovel hit the ground, all the hurt, physical and mental they had caused him, he remembered the scars that seemed to be given to him every day and every other day they'd vanish.

He knew now what made them go away, but that didn't make it easier, it was even tougher. He remembered wishing for death that never quite seemed to come, almost like something didn't want him to die, and then he realized what it was, it was the GAME.

He was too far gone at that point, but the GAME understood him, the GAME told him to do things in a certain way, and he did them, finishing the game's missions and getting stronger, but it all led to a point where Sasuke betrayed them, he ruined their lives. All of their lives.

"Come on" he said digging deeper. "I'm tired, it's time to go to sleep"

The next time he struck the shovel into the ground, he hit something hard. It was like he had found some sort of a rock, he decided to dig around it to clear it out.

"I agree, it's time to go to sleep" Kotetsu and Izumo chorused as Naruto reached down and cleared snow with his hands, only to find two skulls. He picked one up in his hand and held it up above his head, looking at it.

"The skull, it's always smiling isn't it?" he asked Kotetsu and Izumo but they didn't respond. Naruto turned around to look at them, but they were gone. Both of them, as were the graves they were digging.

Naruto shook his head, he knew what had happened, and by now it had happened so many times that he was beyond caring about it. He looked again at the skull in his hand and the other on the ground, they had said that they wanted to be buried together as they considered each other brothers, and were best friends before they even became the gate keepers.

He blew some air on the skull, blowing away some of the snow that seemed to have been stuck on it, he then proceeded to gently place the skull back on the ground. He then turned around and walked away.

Present Day

He looked at her dead body that had sunk into the pond, it was really shallow so he could see the back of her clearly, maybe she was resting, wasn't death supposed to be the ultimate respite.

"Did you get what you wanted" a voice called out to him, Naruto was startled enough that he almost slit his own throat before he could turn around and look at her, it was Sakura.

He looked at her and instantly stepped back, preparing to fight. He held up the knife, as if ready to strike. "You" he hissed at the pink haired Kunoichi.

"Please, is that supposed to intimidate me, it doesn't. By the way, I'm dead, you killed me yourself"

"If I killed you myself" Naruto began to ask her, "Then why are you here, why can I see you, like you're living and breathing" he said before reaching out, almost to touch her. Before he could though, Sakura moved away and his hand went past, a futile attempt to reach out and grab what could never be his.

"I loved you" Naruto moaned. "How could you do that to me?"

Sakura just stared at him a long time before answering, "Some things can never be saved"

"You could have saved me, pulled me back into sanity"

"You don't believe that Naruto-kun, you know that you can never be saved from your insanity, but perhaps you can save yourself from dying. Don't do this, there is still work left to be done"

Naruto held the knife horizontally against his throat again. "Go away, let me die in peace" he told her.

"Do you really want to die?" Sakura asked him.

"If I listen to my brain then it wants to live, and if I listen to my heart, it wants to die" Naruto began. "To take a live, or to give one. To be or not to be"

Sakura snorted. "That doesn't suit you at all Naruto, maybe that is something you should leave for Sasuke to do"

Naruto grit his teeth before taking the knife away from his throat and throwing it with maximum force at Sakura, it hit her in the stomach and she fell down, the force he had put into it was great, too great. She was dead, but she was smiling.

"Can't kill something that's in your head so easily Naruto" she said before promptly getting up.

And then it all came back to Naruto, in a painful punch to the gut.

Ten Years Ago

"SAKURA NO" Naruto cried out, staring at her dead body. The love of his life was dead, killed by Zabuza.

"I can't live anymore" Naruto had said as he slit his throat with a kunai.

Present Day

"Time to wake up my sweet prince" Sakura told him as Naruto kept staring at her.

"You are lying" he told her. "I killed you myself, to make sure that I was all alone, I did it myself, look, it's your body in that lake" he said as he pointed at the shallow pond, and Sakura went over to look at her.

"But it wasn't me, it was you, I'm all alone because of you" Naruto said pointing a finger at her. "You betrayed me, you sold us all out, you ruined our lives, and you pretended that you loved me. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE" Naruto shouted at her, those last three words were something he could have said to her when she was alive, but he had finished her before that could happen.

"And now" Naruto said pointing the knife at his throat, "I know that I want to go to sleep" he said before slashing his throat.

The OS stared impassively at the scene in front of him, the changes made in this loop had driven the boy so insane that it had become extremely hard to control him, it had to resort to using his brain's hallucinations and communicate to him as the girl he loved just to get him to do things, but somewhere along the line, the boy had found out, and it had muddled his mindscape even more and ruined him completely.

The Konoha Shinobi found his body two days later, he was given a low key failure and his story was looked upon as another failure of sending soldiers to train in the ROOT.

Make of that what you will.