A/N: Yé yé yé, little drabble :3 Actually, I wrote this because of my best friend, Elien, who absolutely wanted a 'gay' (she doesn't know the term 'yaoi', so she prefers the word 'gay') story. Of course, I wrote it, and she slapped me on the shoulder when she came to the end of this drabble. Hehehe. So anyways, nothing special, but I'd appreciate it if you gave it a go :3

Warnings: a tad bit pervy but not too much, shonen-ai.

Rating: T

Pairing: ZackxCloud

Disclaimer: none ya. Besides, I don't think Cloud would wear such tight clothes, heh.

Beta: unbeta'd. Will be, just not yet. Sorry for any mistakes.

"Why you should never ever go with your boyfriend to a clothing store, especially if you're a boy yourself."

Skinny Jeans

"Mhm, no, Zack! Don't"

"What's wrong Cloud? Too much for you to handle?" The black-haired male pulled harder, loving the blonde's cute sounds and little body twitches.

"It's not that, you're too wild!" said the blonde in a hushed tone, a moan escaping his mouth immediately after those words.

"But I thought you liked rough?" Cloud smacked him upside the head, glaring at Zack who looked at him lovingly with pleading eyes. The blonde sighed.

"Yeah, but this is too much! It doesn't want to go up!"

"Oh, Cloud, I'll help you get it up, don't worry." Zack pulled harder again, upwards and downwards, over and over again.

"No, stop!"

"Why?" asked Zack, not stopping at all. It had to go in, damn it!

"Because...because..." Cloud bit his lip and looked downwards, as if ashamed to voice out his thoughts.

"Because?"

"'Cause the damn pants are too damn small and I can't get my fat ass inside it!" Zack paused, his hands releasing the skinny jeans, blinked and walked behind Cloud, checking his ass out.

"It ain't fat. I love your ass."

Cloud growled and smacked him on the head for the second time before he huffed and marched out the try-out rooms, walking through the clothing store only clad in his chocobo boxershorts and red t-shirt, forgetting to put his own denims back on that he had left with Zack.

The black-haired male massaged his head, furrowed, took all their belongings with him and followed his boyfriend out of shop, speaking to himself.

"Gee, don't have to be so angry, Spike. I'll go easier on you next time...and on your cute little bum."

Only after ten minutes and lots of stares by the passer-by's, a jealous Zack who almost ripped off some sick bastards' head (it appeared to be an old doctor who goes by the name Hojo), did Cloud realize that he was half naked.

From that day onwards, Cloud decided that he hated skinny jeans and that he would never consider trying one out again.

The end.

A/N: Sooo... for those who thought they were making out, raise your hand! Ah... but I can't see through the computer screen. Hm. Well then, for all the perverted puppies out there, and thought that Zack & Cloud were actually doing it in the shop, leave a review! :D

Thanks again for reading :)

Hugs,

Midnight Crisis