Love like Winter
Johnny: WHATSERNAME!
Whatsername: *jumps* what is it now!
Johnny: Have you noticed all the St Jimmys have been changing?
Whatsername: Very much, yes. Why does this involve me?
Johnny: *shivers* I'm scared, I mean, it was normal…With the Tony Vincent St Jimmy.
******flashback******
Johnny: YAY JIMMY! *huggles*
Jimmy (Tony Vincent): Everyone loves me. It's something they can't take away. Now get in that bed and take some dope.
Johnny: Yes sir!
*******flashback ended*******
Whatsername: Then there was Billie Joe…Armstrong was it?
Johnny: *shrugs* I think that was his name.
******Another flashback*****
Johnny: JIMYM DOESN'T LOVE ME!
Jimmy (Billie Joe Armstrong): *sarcastically* well, boo hoo, Johnny. Now sing.
Johnny: NO! BOO YOU WHORE!
Jimmy (Billie Joe): Well, that's it…*makes out with Chase Peacock*
Johnny: *growls*
******end of flashback*****
Johnny: Then the girl *shivers*
Whatsername: Well….
********One more Flashback*******
Jimmy (Melissa): Ugh, Johnny, just make out!
Johnny: I'M GAY! DO YOU GET THE THING ABOUT GAY PEOPLE! WE DO NOT HOOK UP WITH WOMEN! WE DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH WOMEN! I THINK THEY ARE GROSS!
Whatsername: That's a different story with me *leans in closer to Jimmy in girl form*
Johnny: JIMMMY!
***end of flashback****
Whatsername: Speaking of the Jimmys, where's the sixth one?
Davey Havok as St Jimmy: *appears with pink shoes on, skinny jeans, black lipstick, 2007 long bang hair with blonde highlights, some band t-shirt, black nail polish, Pink with a hint of light blue eye shadow, glitter eyeliner and anything else that can make him gay* Sup, bitches?
Whatsername: So, you're the sixth St Jimmy?
Davey: Well, hells ya.
Whatsername: Wow, this one has out gay himself more then the first or second one. It's like both put together to make one huge gay mess.
Davey: I find that rude!
Whatsername: I get that a lot.
Johnny: Jimmy? *eyes open wide*
Davey: *jokingly* No, I'm playing that dude that sits on the couch while his bitchy girlfriend is pregnant
Will: HEY!
Davey: SORRY ASSHOLE! *looks to Whatsername and Johnny* so you're Whatsername and….Johnny?
Whatsername: What's it to you?
Davey: Uh, so I can perform and make my AFI/Blaqk Audio fans happy.
Green Day fans: WHAT ABOUT US!
Whatsername: Seriously, they come to every show even if Billie isn't here.
Davey: Ya, whatever they said shit about my performance with Green Day!
Johnny: Wait! Do you love me?
Davey: See, here's the thing, kiddo. *sits Johnny down*
Johnny: *gives the puppy dog eyes*
Davey: Kid, don't do this. I have a boyfriend.
Johnny: SEE EVEN THE SIXTH JIMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME! *jumps up*
Davey: Woah….
Johnny: I TOLD YOU WHATSERNAME! I TOLD YOU THE JIMMYS DON'T LOVE ME! WAHHHHH *Runs in circles*
Whatsername: Johnny….
Johnny: *still running in circles* I WANT OLD JIMMY! I WANT OLD JIMMY! I WANT OLD JIMMYYYYYYYYY!
Whatsername: *grabs and slaps Johnny* its ok, Johnny. Maybe the 7th Jimmy will be ok. RIGHT, MICHAEL MAYER!
Michael Mayer: We have 20 more coming in.
Davey: Really now? *roll eyes* and who's on after me?
Michael: Probably Billie Joe again.
Johnny: NO HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!
Davey: God, get it through you! The Jimmys are over you…
Whatsername: Oh god no….
Johnny: BUT BUT BUT BUT I WAS THEIR JOHNNY CAKES! WAHHHHHHHHH!
Davey: Johnny I didn't mean it like—
Johnny: BOO YOU! YOU FUCKING MAN WHORE!
Davey: Well then, this is gonna be a fun 2 weeks.
Johnny: WAHHHHHHHH JIMMY DOESN'T LOVE ME!
Invisible girl: I love you though…
Johnny: I AM GAY! GAY GAY GAY GAY YAY!
Whatsername: *looks to Michael Mayer* is it weird I'm in love with this Jimmy?
Johnny: *grabs Davey* MY JIMMY I DON'T CARE THAT HE DOESN'T LOVE ME MINE!
Jade Puget: *pops up* apparently someone doesn't know the terms "I have a boyfriend".
Johnny: *gulps* Please, no, he's Jimmy though.
Jade: Hands off, now, before I snapped them off.
Johnny:*Grabs Davey hostage and runs* MY JIMMY!
Jade: This didn't work out as planned. *sits down on the couch like Will*
Whatsername: *looks down, moves in closer towards Jade* So….
Jade: Gosh, this sucks.
Johnny: *still running with Davey* MY JIMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
A/N: Crack fic from Lizsername hehe
So Davey Havok is the new St Jimmy soon. Jade Puget is the guitarist in AFI that everyone ships with Davey BTW. Hope you guys like