Once you've started reading this you can't get out of the thing we put you in! Once there was a little girl named Lucy. She was 16 years old. One day she really needed to fart but she held it in, exploded and died. If you don't send this to 9 people, or post this to 9 comments pages Lucy will kill you tonight, she will creep into your room and fart in your face and you will die from the smell. Don't believe me? Read below.
Example 1: A 14 year old girl named Alice read this, she laughed and went on with her day. Then she woke up at midnight gagging, someone was sitting on her face. Then she died.
Example 2: A 7 year old boy who had his own Facebook account saw this letter and got scared, he ran off the computer screaming "Mommy!" When he went to the toilet at midnight he realized the bathroom really stunk, but he started taking a crap and then Lucy came and bend towards him, the boy took a deep breath to scream but... ...breathed in the whole fart.
Example 3: Sid read this and believed it, he was hoping for Lucy to come and fart in his face, and didn't send it, pervert. So that night he stayed awake waiting for Lucy, and she didn't come.
Example 4 : Ian read this from beginning to end and forwarded it. Then at night Lucy appeared next to him in his bed and farted, that was the best night of Ian's life.
So if you don't forward this to... ...night Lucy will come and fart in your face. So if you're not gonna forward this, be sure to keep some air freshener in your room!
Google "Do ghosts fart?" and you'll find this to be true!