Normal P.O.V

In a small neighborhood, there was a house. It seemed like any normal house, but a group of S-Rank Ninja named the Akatsuki lived there. Their leader, Pein, hired a nanny for his group of Mentally Unstable Ninjas - I MEAN Terrifying Ninjas. Her name was Saki. She knew how to cook, and clean. But she had a short temper. Very bi-polar sometimes. She can make any S-Rank Akatsuki, save Pein, weep in their ninja shoes. She even scared the Uchiha prodigy once. Her blood red hair was always in a messy bun, its true length never shown. Some strands of hair framed her face some days, along with her bangs. Her Teal eyes contrasted strongly with her red hair, but on her it looked attractive. She always wore regular clothes. Never the Akatsuki cloak since she wasn't really in the group. This very important fact allowed her to go back to her home place -Suna- and visit her family. She was the only girl in the house, which made some things err, rather difficult [Konan is not gonna be in this story. Don't like that hoe]. Well, you see she was obsessed with things. Some of the things were innocent and others were disturbing. The story begins…... NOW!

December 3, 8 o'clock P.M

"Oooh Deidara-sempai!" I heard Tobi call from somewhere in the living room. "Saki-Chan! Do you know where Deidara-sempai is?" He asked me.

"Probably in his room, jerking off." I said amused.

"HEY I HEARD THAT, HM" I heard Deidara yell coming in the kitchen.

"Hmm? I dunno what you're talking about. I'm cooking. Leave me alone"

"What does jerking off mean?" Tobi asked childishly. Deidara and I shot amused glances at each other.

"Ask Kisame. He's the master of that hm." He smirked. I laughed, while cooking the rice.

"Ok! Thank you Deidara-sempai!" Deidara nodded while Tobi ran off to bother Kisame.

"That wasn't very nice, Deidara. I'm sure he's gotten laid." He laughed.

"Yeah, if he used a transformation Jutsu that could make him look like me, hm" I rolled my eyes.

"What the fuck are you cooking, bitch?" The all-too-familiar cursing of Hidan came. I sighed deeply before smirking.

"I'm fucking cooking food. The fuck you think I'm fucking cooking? Some fucking shoes?" I cursed back. He stood there with Deidara, both with wide eyes since they never heard me curse. I smirked. "What's wrong you guys?" I asked still amused, while putting the shrimp in the pan with the rice.

"A lady like your self shouldn't be using such fowl words, blossom-Chan." Itachi said in my ear, pressing his chest into my back. I frowned.

"You know I don't like to be called that Itachi-Kun" I said while turning around to come face to face with him. I looked up at him, a smirk on my face, which he returned.

"But that's what your name means, blossom."

"Well, Itachi-Kun I don't like it."

"Well I do blossom"

"What ever you say Itachi-Wachi-Chan" The smirk on his face faded. Ha Gotcha! "What's wrong Watchi-Chan?" I asked using a baby voice. He glared at me.

"Say that once more and you WILL regret it."

"Say what Itachi-Watchi?" I batted my eyelashes. "Well Itachi-Watchi"

"That's it!" He threw me over his shoulder, heading for the door in the kitchen, which leads outside.

"HEY PUT ME DOWN! HELP! RAPEEE! DEIDARA! HIDAN! HELP! HE'S GONNA RAPE MEE!" They just laughed as Itachi was getting closer and closer…..to …the …pool?

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! IT'S DECEMBER STOOOP I'M GONNA GET SICK!"

"Heh, too late. Have fun."

"WA-" I was thrown into the freezing cold pool before I could finish. It felt like thousands of knives were being shot into me. I got out as fast as I could and ran inside.

"I-ITAAHH CHU" I sneezed. Great. I'm Sick.

"You shouldn't be wearing those cold, wet clothes. You might get sick" Zetsu said from the living room.

"Well they wouldn't be cold and wet if SOMEBODY didn't throw me in the god- AH CHU" I sniffled.

"Bless you"

"T-thanks, Zetsu. Anyways I wouldn't be if someone didn't throw me in the god damn pool!" He shifted his gaze to me.

"Well, you shouldn't have called Itachi any names. You know how he gets"

"Yeah, stupid little girl" His black side added.

"Hey. Shut up. She's not stupid" Came from his white side.

"Right" I mumbled, as I headed off into Sasori, Deidara and my room. I went in and quickly took my wet clothes off. Thanking god there was a bathroom in the room, I ran into the shower, immediately turning on the hot water. I span in circles, letting the hot water warm me up.

"Ahhh, so much better" I sighed contently. I reached up the windowsill for my shampoo. All I found was Deidara's Herbal Essences Two in One Moisturizing Shampoo and Conditioner. I sighed. Crap. Must have left it in the other bathroom. I turned the hot water off, much to my dismay, and wrapped the skimpy towel around my body. I looked down to see that the towel at least covered my butt. Damn these men. I quickly stepped out the bathroom and darted to the door. I was about to open it, but someone beat me to it.

"Uhhm. S-Saki?" Itachi's face turned the slightest barley visible light pink. I ignored him, pushing past him to get to the other bathroom. He grabbed my arm "Saki. I want to talk to you" I glared at him.

"Well, I'm kinda you know naked and cold. Because a rude PERSON dropped me in the – AHH CHU – Pool. So if you don- AHH CHU- If you don't mind. I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!" I sniffled. He sighed and I continued stomping off to the community bathroom, as Tobi calls it. I tried to open the door, but it was locked.

"UGH." I knocked loudly on the door.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan cursed.

"HURRY UP. I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER! I'M FREEZING OUT HERE!"

"WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT! I'M LOOKING FOR MY MOUSSE!" I sighed.

"It's on the top shelf, dumb ass."

"NO IT'S FUCKING NOT! I ALREADY LOOKED UP THERE- oh, never mind. Found it" I heard the mousse nozzle being ejected. Thank god. He opened the door, looking at me with an eyebrow raised.

"Your wet" He eyed me up and down, a smirk came on his face. Perv.

"And?" I asked irritated.

"Why the fuck are you gonna take another shower?"

"My shampoos in there. So I didn't finish taking my shower. SO IF YOU DON'T MIND. Get out of the way" He crossed his arms over his bare chest.

"What's the magic word?" He sang.

"Hidan. My limited patience is running thin. If you don't get out of the fucking way, I swear to Jashin I will castrate you right fucking now"

Itachi, who was now right next to me, smirked.

"Alright. Shit. I was just trying to kid around. AND THEN WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS? I GET TREATENDED. Un-Fucking-believable. Seriously." He stormed off into his room. I grinned while happily going into the bathroom, immediately staring my shower.

Normal P.O.V December 3, 11:50 P.M

"Nooo Stop Itachi. Noo, that's my piece of gumm" Came the sleep talking muttering from Saki, on her spot on the floor. While Deidara….

"Nooo stop. My clay un. Itachi your not suppose to eat it, yeah"

"Idiots" Sasori muttered while trying to go back to sleep.

There was a faint giggle.

"Stop tickling me Kisame! Hehe, your sword…" Sasori sat up, looking down at the floor where Saki laid asleep. He raised an eyebrow, and then his eyes widened as a white tarantula crawled on her feet.

"Saki?" He called into the darkness. He attached his Chakra strings to her iPod, making it fall on her head.

"The Hidan monkeys!" Her half asleep state muttered. She look down to her feet, and when she saw something big and white, screamed bloody murder. "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD AHHH!" She jumped off the floor, swiftly jumping on to Deidara's bed and hiding under the covers, cuddling up next to him. Frightened, Deidara woke up.

"What the hells going on hm?" Sasori turned on the lights, and to there shock and displeasure, found two more of the hideous creatures. Saki was still under the covers shaking violently. Deidara shook her. She looked up, then down on the floor, and shrieked. Sasori, frightened as well, quickly jumped up on Deidara's bed when he saw the three things crawling up his bed. The three of them jumped up, hugging each other, when the rest of the members, save Pein who was on a mission, showed up. Saki quickly jumped off the bed, ran up to the person closest to the door –Hidan- and quickly wrapped her legs around his waist burying her head in the crook of his neck.

"GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Hidan being smart ran out of the room, and into his own room, with her still latched firmly on him.

"S-Sasori….You kill them, yeah"

"Why don't you do it! Just throw some clay at them and BANG there gone."

"You guys are S-Ranked Ninja. And your scared of some spiders" Zetsu said. They both nodded, ashamed.

"Well, you kill them then Zetsu, yeah"

"Uhmm. No. This is none of my business. I'm going back to sleep." He talked fast and speeded out into his and Tobi's room.

"….Kisame?" He looked down and sighed.

"Hey, did you get rid of the- OH MY GOD THERE STILL HERE!" Saki asked returning from probably raping Hidan. Her eye twitched.

"Itachi-Kun" She batted her eyelashes at him.

"Fine." In a few seconds he captured the creatures in a box, and let them go out side. Hidan peeked his head in.

"Are they fucking gone yet?"

"Yes, now we can all go back to sleep" Sasori answered.

"OH HELL NO! IM NOT SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR" Saki yelled. Itachi sighed.

"Then share a bed with Deidara, or Sasori"

"Fine" she mumbled. "Now. Everyone get out so I can SLEEP" They rolled there eyes at her before exiting. "You heard him. I have to share with you Dei-Kun" She grinned widely. He got back into his bed, He was only in his boxers.

She laid down next to him, pulling the blankets on her. She sneezed.

"EPPP YOUR SICK UN" He shrieked getting up

"WELL YEAH! ITACHI THREW ME INTO THE POOL AND YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING"

"I can't sleep with a sick person, yeah!"

"Oh just shut up and go to sleep" She growled pushing his head to the pillow.