A Moment of Insanity
A/N: This a fanfic that my friend Ariel wrote over the weekend based on a challenge that I gave her; To do a fic with her least favorite slash pairing with Harry. She chose HP/TMR.
Prompt: During a dance in the Great Hall, Harry meets Voldemort.
V: Fancy meeting you here. What business are you attending for?
H: Um…why do you want to know?
V: You don't just meet an enemy at a dance and not make small talk.
H: I have to go change my pants now. (They're too tight)
V: Panties! Uh, I mean, where did you buy them?
H: What do you mean by them? My pants or panti-underwear…?
V: Your leather…pants?
H: Spencer's
V: Is that why there's a playboy symbol on the butt? Do you need help taking them off?
H: Um…uh… :0
V: You know…'cuz they're tight.
H: …Go for it.*WTF! What did I just get myself into??*
V: Oh, I'll go for it alright. :0 Wait. A chain thong? Seriously. *And I thought I was the pervert.
H: What?...Well anyways, do you like it?
V: Very much. How do you take it off?
H: Use your teeth!
V: Um. Ow? I think I'll just vanish it, then again, it's nice to peel back the wrapper to a tasty surprise.
H: =)
V: I'll just vanish it then. *poof* Oh. That surprise is a bit bigger than I thought it would be.
H: HEY! That chain was expensive!! :(
V: Yeah? Well people pay more this. *sucks*
H: AH!STOP THAT! Shouldn't we be fighting?
V: Like they say, make love, not war.
H:…*POOF*
V: Damn. This sucks.
H: You suck. Badly.
END
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