Disclaimer; Nope don't own GW or Escaflowne. Or any other anime in the world.
A/n: I love both of them, but right now I just felt like writing something funny.
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"Look at them! Think they're all macho with they're little faerie mecha thingeys! Let's see if they can stand up to the God Of Death!" Duo yelled at the TV. "Everything's all sugar-coated. Magic...bah! What a bunch of sh-"
"Duo. It's only a show. Please calm down." Quatre warned.
"I bet Wing Zero will kick Escaflowne's ass anyday." Heero muttered to himself and folded his arms.
"Yeah! And I bet I could take out those lil' Dragon Slayer things too!" Duo nodded in conviction.
"Ya know that Allen guy?" Trowa asked.
The four other pilots nodded.
"He scares the hell out of me. Guys with long hair are scary." Trowa said and tried to brush away stray bang.
"Hey!" Duo snapped.
"My point, exactly." Trowa arched an eyebrow while Wufei chuckled.
"I think one of the biggest battles of the century would be Wing Zero against Escaflowne. You can beat that pansy anyday! Right, Heero?!" Duo boasted to his friend.
"........Hn." Heero shrugged.
"See?! Us, Gundam Pilots will kick Esca-Ass! Who's with me?!" Duo punched the air.
"..................................."
Crickets chirp and frogs croak outside the window. A loud moo from outside breaks the silence.
" It's only a show, Maxwell. So stop with your psychotic delusions and watch the damn TV show, weakling." Wufei rolled his onyx eyes.
"Fine!" Duo pouted and flopped onto the floor.
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"Yeah. I bet you can beat that Wing Zero anytime anyday! Right, Van?" Merle asked and danced around the King Of Fanelia.
"..........." Van shrugged his shoulders and changed the channel of his TV. "Oh look! Digimon!"
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A/n: Sorry. I just had to write this. Lol. it came to me in my sleep. It would've been longer, but my teacher woke me up. ^^;. Please read and review. And no flames please. I have many allies.......you just keep that in mind.
Eric Cartman Voice:I luv Yamcha. (DbZ)