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kids next door mission
operation:
s.w.a.p.
Switching
With
Another
Person
"SHUT UP YE' STOOPID BOY!", an irritated Fanny screamed.
Rachel, Fanny and Patton were all seated inside the B.L.U.B.B.E.R which was headed to the Kids Next Door Deep Sea Science Lab. Numbuh 362 was invited to see Numbuh 74.239's newest invention, which he said was the greatest thing the KND will ever see. Rachel, being the Supreme Leader and all, agreed to come and see it, also bringing along her two best guards and best friends, Fanny and Patton... which she was already starting to regret. A few minutes after they had left the Moonbase heading for the Deep Sea Science Lab, the two had already started a screaming match about the smallest things, even about which one of them has the most annoying sibling! Anyway, they were currently arguing about which one of them had the higher position and Rachel was trying not to get involved.
"Ay'm telling ya! AY'M higher up!",
"No, you aren't! Without me, no one would train all the new cadets!",
"Well without me there wouldn't be anyone ta' decommission operatives!".
The two were sitting next to each other, their faces were inching closer and closer with each word they said that they were practically nose to nose.
"Fine, lets settle this and ask Numbuh 362 which one of us is higher up!", Patton said pointing at Rachel who was watching from the other side.
"Fine!", Fanny told him as both of their heads turned to face the Supreme Leader.
"Numbuh 362, sir! Would ya please tell this stoopid boy that the Head of Decommissionin' is ' igher up than a Arctic Base Drill Sergeant!", Fanny said smirking.
"Well, actually both of your-", Rachel was cut off by Patton who quickly said, "Don't you know what could happen if there wasn't any Drill Sergeant? Every single operative wouldn't know how to fight against the villains! Heck, we'd lose to the Toilinator if no one trained the cadets!".
"Well, yeah, that is true but-", Rachel was once again cut off but this time by Fanny who sneered and said, "Well if there wasn't any Head of Decommissionin', no one would decommission ta' over-aged operatives and we'd 'ave teenagers in ta' KND!". Both continued rambling on again about which of their positions was higher, up until the operative who was piloting the 2x4 vehicle came there.
"Uh, Numbuh 362?", the boy operative said slowly.
"WHAT?!", both Fanny and Patton stopped their fight and screamed at the poor operative who was cowering for his life. Rachel sighed and asked, "What is it Numbuh 409?". The boy calmed down and told her, "Um, sir, were already here.".
Rachel looked out the window and saw the gihugic underwater tree house, "Thank you, 409. You can go.", the pilot hastily left. Rachel faced Fanny and Patton and crossed her arms. "And as for you two, BOTH your jobs are important! So please quit it with the fighting, okay?",
"Yes, sir!" the two said in unison then glared at each other. Rachel just sighed again and headed for the exit with the two following her from behind.
Time Skip: Inside the Deep Sea Science Lab
Numbuh 362 and 74.239 were walking side by side talking about the invention and Numbuh 86 and 60 were holding their weapons, following Rachel from behind.
"Okay Numbuh 74.239, what exactly did you say this invention of yours was for again?", Rachel asked him.
"Well, sir, me and the other scientists have been working on this for quite a while now and we thought maybe the Supreme Leader should be the very first to see it.", the boy said smirking as he pointed to a big machine which was covered with a white cloth.
"I present, the Kids Next Door Teleportation device!", 74.239 proclaimed as two other scientists pulled off the white cloth which revealed a machine that looked like some type of laser that was pointing to a small chair. "With this, operatives can go anywhere! It can help in sending quick reinforcements from the Moonbase to anywhere on earth!", 74.239 told her as Rachel starred at it in awe, it defiantly was something the KND has never seen. Once she finished looking at the machine, she looked at 74.239 and questioned him, "As great as this is, before any operative actually uses this, has this actually been tested yet?".
"Well, that's why we invited you here, sir. To watch us test it and see your approval.", he told her as Numbuh 71.562 came to them with a remote control, which Rachel guessed was for the machine.
Another scientist put a hamster onto the small chair the machine was pointing at. All of them backed away as 71.562 turned a knob on the remote and the machine started glowing.
"Set to 3 feet away," he announced, pushing another button. "Target... Aim... Fire!", 71.562 yelled as he pushed the big, red button in the middle and the machine suddenly shot out a yellow laser which was headed towards the hamster. Unfortunately, the hamster quickly ran away in fear before the laser even got to him which made the laser hit the chair instead, yet even if it hit the chair, the laser was still firing.
"Aw, c'mon!", Numbuh 74.239 shouted.
"Turn the machine of already, Numbuh 71.562!", he yelled when he noticed the machine was still firing. He turned around and saw that 71.562 was already hitting the off button but it was still firing. "C'mon! Stupid button!", he said, mashing the off button.
"Oh give me that!", 74.239 told him as he started mashing the button as-well, but even faster. After mashing the button a few times, the remote started sparking and so did the machine.
"Uh, whats happening, Numbuh 74.239?", Rachel asked as she, Fanny and Patton were backing away more.
"The machine's malfunctioning!", Numbuh 74.239 yelled before the machine started shooting the laser at random places. All the scientist in the room ran away in fear, while Rachel, Fanny and Patton just stood their ground, each holding a weapon.
When Fanny noticed all of the scientists running away, she face-palmed and said, "Stoopid boys! Always gotta run away and let da' girls 'andle it!". Fanny suddenly started running towards the machine, weapon in hands. But before she even got to the machine, the laser suddenly hit her. "AH!", she screamed in pain.
"Fanny!", Rachel and Patton yelled in unison. Without thinking, Patton suddenly started running towards Fanny.
"Patton! Wait!", Rachel yelled but her warning was a little late. Patton had already grabbed Fanny's hand. Right then, Patton felt something surging into his hand. He realized it was the electricity in Fanny's body moving into his own. After a few seconds, the laser stopped firing and started exhausting smoke and both Fanny and Patton fell to the ground, both unconscious. The last thing Patton heard was Rachel shouting, "Get them to the Medical Lab! Quick!", then he blacked out.
Patton's eyes started to flicker open. He realized he was laying on a bed in the Moonbase Medical Lab.
"Sir! Numbuh 60 is starting to wake up!", he heard a voice call out. He sat up and saw Rachel and Numbuh 74.239 talking. "Oh, thank Zero you're fine!", Rachel said.
"Yeah, uh, how long was I asleep?", Patton questioned. "Its only been an hour.", Rachel told him. Patton looked around the room and saw Fanny lying on a bed next to his. "Uh, is she unconscious?", he asked.
"Well, Yeah. Since she was the one who really got shocked by the laser, she might take a little longer to wake up. But since you already woke up, I'm sure she'll wake up anytime now." as soon as Numbuh 74.239 said that, they suddenly heard Fanny yell.
"WHERE'S THAT STOOPID-ACH!", Fanny gripped her head in pain.
"Whats wrong Fanny?", Rachel asked coming to her. "Ay've got a head-ache.", Fanny said.
"I've got one too.", Patton said lightly rubbing his head.
"Ah, don't worry about it. That's probably just the effects of the machines impact on you. I'm sure a good nights rest will help.", Numbuh 74.239 re-assured them. "Yeah guys, he's right. Its getting pretty late, both of you better get home before your parents start worrying.", Rachel told them seeing it was almost 7 pm on the clock.
"Yes sir.", Patton said slowly getting off the bed. "Aye, sir. Ay' better get home before meh' dad starts searchin' for meh'.", Fanny said standing up.
"Night guys.", Rachel told them. "Night Rachel..", both of them said again in unison before leaving.
"Are you sure that machine didn't cause any side effects on them?", Rachel asked Numbuh 74.239.
"Don't worry, sir. All that happened was it gave them minor head-aches, nothing more.", he told her walking out the door.
The blonde girl sighed, "I sure hope so...", she said before leaving the room.
A/N: The lesson here: Never rapidly mash buttons. Haha, joke. But seriously, don't do it.
I always imagined Rachel being a little protective over her best friends. Oh, Patton... always gotta play hero huh? Anyway, hope ya enjoyed it! Next chapter coming soon (I hope). Review for a virtual cookie! Or read in silence, whatever feels best. :) Oh, and feel free to tell me any mistakes and what-not.
-Numbuh 424, over and out.