I decided to make a sequel -- only this is going to have chapters! Oh, yeah...
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Sesshomaru, Duo, Trowa, or their Gundams, or any brand names I mention. I DO OWN TAL (which is me, duh!), the plot, and Man1, Man2, and Man3. (giggles) I also own the Fanfiction Cave! (You'll see...)Not meant to be serious -- just funny and stupid.
The men in cheesy black suits and shades have returned for the crappy sequel TAL and Sesshomaru predicted in the first one! Now, TAL is searching for the copyright to Gundam Wing!
As TAL struggled with the many things she 'borrowed' from 'Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow' in order to steal the copyright, she glared at Seesshomaru. "I…can't take…much more of this!"
Sesshomaru eyed her without expression - as usual. "It's your own fault. No one told you to steal the copyright to "Inuyasha", and no one certainly told you try to steal the copyright for "Gundam Wing", whatever in Kami's name that is."
She glared at him again. "Shut up, Fluffy."
"And no one told you to bring THIS SESSHOMARU along! What am I doing here!" he demanded, continuing his lecture.
"Because I said so."
"………" He eyed her nervously, not sure what that was supposed to mean.
TAL suddenlylooked down from the cloud of ki, and cheered. "I think…it's there! Down there, Sesshomaru! See?"
"Stop yelling in my ears, human. And yes, I see. I also see…" he paused, rolling his eyes at her excitement.
"Yipes! The men in cheesy black suits and shades HAVE returned for the crappy sequel you and I predicted in the first one! Uh-oh…" TAL blinked.
"I told you."
"Shut up and fly, Fluffy!"
"Hey, look, those two people are back!" Man3 called to the two other men in cheesy black suits and shades.
Man1 exchanged glances with Man2. "I TOLD you they would! Honestly…help me launch this!" Shaking his head, he continued his progress.
"A heat-guided missile? Isn't this…a little extreme? I mean, she's only a fanfiction writer," Man2 reminded him.
"With the dog-demon with her! Are you crazy? She still has the copyright to "Inuyasha"! "Gundam Wing" is her next target! Hurry up!" Man1 ordered.
"Okay, okay, chill out…" Man2 muttered.
Man1 muttered something unprintable, since I want to keep the rating down.
"Shh! If they see that, the rating'll shoot up!" Man3 warned him, his eyes bugging out.
Man1 continued to mutter as he and Man2 aimed the launcher.
"I'm ready!" Man2 yelled over the noise.
"Fire!"
"Crap. Um…Sesshomaru?" TAL glanced down at the ground, and blinked.
"What?" he asked, already annoyed at her giggling.
"Something's trying to kill us," she warned him, but shot him a dirty look in the process.
Sesshomaru sighed, and glanced downward. "What else is new, with you around?" After a surprised blink, he resumed his normal expression. "Oh. Those."
"What do you mean, 'oh, those'? Do something!" she shrieked, ignoring his sensitive ears in fear of losing her life -- or worse, her copyrights!
"Give them the copyright! NOW!" he ordered.
TAL clutched the copyright to her chest, and gasped in horror."NO! NEVER! I'LL DIE FIRST!"
Sesshomaru contemplated throwing TAL to the wolves -- figuratively, of course -- for a moment, and then groaned. "Fine. Hang on."
She blinked in surprise, and then flailed her arms in the air."Huh? Hey, wai – ACK!"
Sesshomaru threw TAL in the air, and headed toward the missiles. As our beloved fanfiction writer fell through the sky, Sesshomaru destroyed the missiles and caught her just as she was about to go 'SPLAT' on the ground.
"GEEZ, SESSHOMARU! Wanna cut that closer?" she demanded, grabbing onto his arm for dear life.
Sesshomaru merely eyed her with a look akin to a smirk. "With pleasure."
TAL gulped, considered writing him out of the story, and then shrugged. "Chill out! C'mon, let's get outta here and onto the next paragraph…"
Man1, seeing the situation, promptly threw a hissy-fit. "They got away!"
"I told you that wouldn't work," Man3 pointed out.
"Shut up, Man3! Man2, what now?" Man1 demanded, finished with his hissy-fit.
"What are you asking me for! You've got the 'one', buddy!" he smirked.
Man1 muttered something else unfit to print for fear of higher ratings, and then glared at his fellow men in cheesy black suits and shades."Fine…fine…we'll try something else…"
As night fell, TAL and Sesshomaru approached the building where the "Gundam Wing" copyright is held.
TAL clung to the edge of the roof, panting. "Hurry up, Sesshomaru!"
Sesshomaru dragged TALup beside him, and rolled his eyes. "What is with you and roofs?"
TAL eyed him for a moment, then ignored it. "Nothing…ARGH!" she groaned in frustration.
Sesshomaru eyed the motion-sensors on the skylights with amusement. "What now, human?"
TAL muttered something, and her face suddenly brightened. "Hey! I know! I'm a fanfiction writer – what the hell am I doing" Giggling, she grabbed a paper and pencil, and TAL and Sesshomaruwere suddenly inside the building.
"What in Kami just happened?" Sesshomaru asked in disbelief.
TAL looked smug, and began to talk in asing-song voice. "I'm a fanfiction writer…I control the plot…"
Sesshomaru eyed TAL suspiciously.
Seeing his look, TAL quickly shut up. "Well, let's get it already!"
Quickly finding the copyright, TAL and Sesshomaru used the old "grab-and-run" technique to avoid getting shot by the many, many pistol-wielding ninjas guarding their escape.
"Remind me never to do that again!" TAL panted.
"I did – before the chapter began." Sesshomaru pointed out.
TALblinked, and then shrugged."Oh. Well, to the Batcave!"
Sesshomaru sighed. "Excuse me?"
"Oh. Er…to the Fanfiction Cave!" TAL cried, striking a heroic pose.
Sesshomaru shook his head, and decided to punish TAL by carrying her upside-down the entire trip.
Once in the Fanfiction Cave, TAL began to gloat hysterically over the two copyrights.
"That was easy, compared to our last adventure," Sesshomaru commented, watching her with an odd expression.
TAL ignored him, and began giggling to herself, and scribbled something down. Suddenly, Duo and Trowa appeared beside Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru backed away, and then glared at them. "What in Kami's name?…Ah, yes, the copyright power. Oh dear."
"Yeah! More characters!" she danced happily around the room, giggling some more.
Duo looked around in amazement, then sighed in relief. "What the hell! Oh well, at least I'm out of that damn fic making me gay with Heero." He shuddered, forcing the memory down.
"Keep your mouth clean, Duo. The rating's not high enough," Trowa reminded him.
"And I don't feel like changing it, so keep it shut, Duo!" TAL added, much to their amusement.
Duo shrugged, then looked around again. "Whatever. Got anything to eat?"
TAL rolled her eyes, and pointed him to the fridge. "Hungry too, Trowa?"
Trowa shook his head, then froze as a thought occured to him. "No. I don't have to be gay either, do I?"
TAL shuddered with disgust. "EW! NO!"
"What…why…when are they leaving?" Sesshomaru finally managed.
TAL eyed Sesshomaru with surprise, then grinned happily."Are you jealous, Sesshomaru?"
Sesshomaru shot her a death glare, but an odd look crossed his face again. "THIS SESSHOMARU does NOT get jealous!" TAL gulped at the death glare, and hide behind Trowa.
Duo, meanwhile, continued stuffing his face. "Sth, wgid nuph?"
"What?" Trowa asked.
"He said, 'so, what now?' And good question…where'd those guys in cheesy black suits and shades get off to, anyway?" TAL thought.
The men in cheesy black suits and shades burst into the cave.
Man3 sighed happily, and looked at the four characters. "Finally! Traffic was terrible!"
"Quiet!" Man2 ordered.
"Hmph," Man3 glared at him, but kept quiet.
Man1 muttered to himself for a few seconds, then grew louder. "...idiots. Now, fanfiction writer, hand over those copyrights and characters!"
TAL looked at him in horror. "Never!"
"Hey, looks like I'm gonna get to have some fun! Let's go, Trowa!" Duo called, finally dragging himself away from the fridge.
"I suppose you are correct," Trowa sighed. The two boys launched their Gundams, and the men in cheesy black suits and shades fainted.
TAL looked at Sesshomaru impatiently. "Hurry up, Sesshomaru! Or do you want to get captured again?"
"This Sesshomaru does not get captured," he informed her.
Man1 suddenly woke up for the convience of the storyline. "Did you forget the first story so quick? Geez," he rolled his eyes at them, then fainted again.
Sesshomaru shot Man1 a death glare, and grabbed TAL. "I suppose I must keep you safe, unless I want to die in your fanfiction."
"Yup!" TAL agreed, nodding happily.
The two Gundams fly after the cloud of red ki, and the men in cheesy black suits and shades -- after finally waking up -- are left staring in the sky.
"Don't tell me…" Man2 began.
"This doesn't mean…" Man1 couldn't even finish the horrible thought.
Man3, on the other hand, was completely clueless as to the horror that awaited them. "Another chapter!"
Man1 and Man2 simultaneously went into spasms.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
HAHAHAHAHAAAA! Get ready for more craziness! I had to re-write it, due to the new rules, so the prequel will be rewritten tomorrow, BTW. R&R!